OT: Ideal Star Wars Football Roster - The Orange Mane

Rulon Velvet Jones · 03-03-2010, 11:33 AM

QB: The obvious – Luke Skywalker. Smart, heady, great leader. Love the measurables and hip swivel. Excellent follow-though. Known to improvise. Though many thought it would be detrimental to his career, but the RoboHand has only improved his statistics. Think Drew Brees.

RB: Yoda. Only gets better with age. Great hands out of the backfield. Not afraid to block against the blitz. Has a nose for the goal-line and is efficient at shedding tackles and eluding defenders. Size not a concern due to toughness. Built in the mold of Maurice Jones-Drew.

FB: R2D2. Great, straight-line blocker. Not afraid of any defender. Fights through learning disorder and communication issue, but never blows his assignment on any given play. Uses his body in space, works well with RB corps. Mike Alstott-Starter Kit.

WRs: Han Solo and Boba Fett. Though they don’t always work well together off the field, Solo and Fett are a feared tandem on the interplanetary playing field. Solo, brash and cocky, backs up his mouth with clutch catches. YPC is off the charts. Often fined for excessive celebration. Knows how to use his hands and body to shake off defenders at the point of attack. Fett – strong, silent and efficient. The quintessential possession receiver. Feared on 3rd down. Like Cris Carter, he only catches touchdowns.

TE: Chewbacca. He doesn’t fit anywhere else.

ILB: Darth Vader. Smart, deadly, quick to the point of attack. The leader on the defensive side of the ball. Has a mean streak about him and isn’t afraid to show it off on the field. Think Ray Lewis, but not in a racist way. More in the “murderer” sort of way. And ignore the fact that he’s the QB’s dad. Age doesn’t affect his play.

Ball-hawking, rib-breaking safety: Darth Maul. Though small in stature, Maul delivers quite a punch. Opposing receivers rarely stray into his box. A punishing defender, Maul also has a nose for the ball. Crafty, with smart hands and tremendous technique. Ed Reed with facepaint.

K: Jar-Jar Binks. Because he’s a retard and the worst character ever. Will be cut or on IR by week 4.

Owner: Emperor Palpatine

HC: Obi-Wan Kenobi

OC – Lando Calrissian. Would be sweet to see him on the sidelines, his cape blowing in the Green Bay winds, yelling the play into his Motorola headset. Hair never moves.

DC – Admiral Ackbar. Opponents have never pulled off a successful trick play on his defense. Smells traps from a mile away.

ST Coach: Jabba the Hutt – Not respected by the players due to excessive girth. Only remains on the payroll due to relationship with owner. Keeps the Rancor at bay in the event anyone questions his methods.

Cheerleaders: Clones of Bikini Leia. Spank.

sirhcyennek81 · 03-03-2010, 11:36 AM

Possibly the geekiest, nerd infested thing I have ever read.

Two thumbs up tho.

Rabb · 03-03-2010, 11:38 AM

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K: Jar-Jar Binks. Because he’s a retard and the worst character ever. Will be cut or on IR by week 4.

my God that made me lol

Beantown Bronco · 03-03-2010, 11:38 AM

Great.....one more team drafting ahead of us that will be looking for a nose tackle.

Rulon Velvet Jones · 03-03-2010, 11:38 AM

I'm also considering dropping Jabba in as a 3-4 DT, but I don't know what defense Obi-Wan is installing.

Mr Chatterboodamn · 03-03-2010, 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by sirhcyennek81

Possibly the geekiest, nerd infested thing I have ever read.

Two thumbs up tho.

Fusionfrontman · 03-03-2010, 11:45 AM

HAHAHAHAHA!!! I love this! Especially the comparison between Darth Vader and Ray Lewis.
HAHAHAHA Thank you

BroncoMatt · 03-03-2010, 11:45 AM

I kinda think Chewbacca would be a great fit at LT, strong as hell, vicious, and crazy loyal. Nobody is going to lay a finger on his QB

sirhcyennek81 · 03-03-2010, 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr Chatterboodamn

Never mind. I take it back. This is the nerdiest, geek infested thing I have ever seen.

gyldenlove · 03-03-2010, 11:52 AM

I would have Yoda at slot WR, he is a bit undersized but quick and has amazing vertical leap ability, and he is strong enough to beat the jam off the line, the dude can lift an x-wing after all.

I would have Jabba at NT, he is a huge runstuffing slug.

C3P0 would be GM, dude has a bit of a lisp but good grasp of all forms of communation including BS and managementspeak.

Anakin would be my RB, supremely athletic and determined, has amazing body control.

Vader would be HC, he doesn't tolerate anyone to not believe in his system.

Garcia Bronco · 03-03-2010, 11:59 AM

QB: Admiral Thrawn. Grand Admiral of Imperial Fleet
RB: Darth Revan, Dark Lord of the Sith
HB: Canderous, Mandarlorian
LT: Chewbacca, Wookie
RT: Zalbaar, Wookie
LG: Mace Windu, Harrun Kal Jedi Master
RG: Chris Kuper, Human
C: HK-47, Droid built be Darth Revan
WR: Mara Jade, Jedi Knight
WR: Luke Skywalker, Jedi Master
TE: Jango Fett, Mandarlorian

LB: Marka Ragnos, unknown
MLB: Darth Bane, Dark Lord of the Sith
LB: Naga Sadow, Dark Lord of the Sith
DT: Racor
DT/NT: Jabba the Hutt
DE: Darth Vader, Dark Lord of the Sith
DE: Darth Nilihus, Dark Lord of the Sith

CB: The Jedi Exile
CB: Boba Fett, Mandalorian
SS: Wedge Antilles, Human
FS: Captain Rex, Clone

HC/OC: Yoda and Obi-Wan Kenobi
DC: Darth Sidous

ant1999e · 03-03-2010, 12:27 PM

Insert picture of Richard Simmons here.

bronco militia · 03-03-2010, 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by ant1999e

Insert picture of Richard Simmons here.

these guys are obviously saving themselves

Sir_Robin · 03-03-2010, 12:33 PM

Doesn't Palpatine already own the Raiders?

Also, I'd really want Obi-wan somewhere close to the other team each snap. The mind trick would be invaluable. "We are running the ball left"

OABB · 03-03-2010, 12:50 PM

sirhcyennek81 · 03-03-2010, 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by orangeandblueblooded

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Those movies were so horrible...

OABB · 03-03-2010, 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by sirhcyennek81

Those movies were so horrible...

agreed....but the first always will hold a special place in my heart...

sirhcyennek81 · 03-03-2010, 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by orangeandblueblooded

agreed....but the first always will hold a special place in my heart...

Its because the head nerd is dressed as darth vader when he makes it with the hot cheerleader, isnt it?

DenverBrit · 03-03-2010, 01:14 PM

And the mascot is.........

Beantown Bronco · 03-03-2010, 01:16 PM

Can't believe nobody has pointed out the obvious......

Nate Kaeding at kicker

OABB · 03-03-2010, 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by sirhcyennek81

Its because the head nerd is dressed as darth vader when he makes it with the hot cheerleader, isnt it?

yes....I am both ashamed and surprised....are you a mind reader?

sirhcyennek81 · 03-03-2010, 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by orangeandblueblooded

yes....I am both ashamed and surprised....are you a mind reader?

Intuitive. This also happens to be a star wars thread. So I inferred because they make nerd love in the funhouse on the moon and some such wierdness with him dressed as Vader.

Crushaholic · 03-03-2010, 01:43 PM

Chewbacca needs to be CB. He's tall, and it's not wise to upset a wookie. Opposing receivers who play bump-and-run coverage will just have their arms ripped out of their socket...

The offensive line needs to be made up of nothing but stormtroopers. The whole line has to work together, as a unit. Who better than clones?

listopencil · 03-03-2010, 04:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Garcia Bronco

QB: Admiral Thrawn. Grand Admiral of Imperial Fleet
RB: Darth Revan, Dark Lord of the Sith
HB: Canderous, Mandarlorian
LT: Chewbacca, Wookie
RT: Zalbaar, Wookie
LG: Mace Windu, Harrun Kal Jedi Master
RG: Chris Kuper, Human
C: HK-47, Droid built be Darth Revan
WR: Mara Jade, Jedi Knight
WR: Luke Skywalker, Jedi Master
TE: Jango Fett, Mandarlorian

LB: Marka Ragnos, unknown
MLB: Darth Bane, Dark Lord of the Sith
LB: Naga Sadow, Dark Lord of the Sith
DT: Racor
DT/NT: Jabba the Hutt
DE: Darth Vader, Dark Lord of the Sith
DE: Darth Nilihus, Dark Lord of the Sith

CB: The Jedi Exile
CB: Boba Fett, Mandalorian
SS: Wedge Antilles, Human
FS: Captain Rex, Clone

HC/OC: Yoda and Obi-Wan Kenobi
DC: Darth Sidous

****ing awesome.

Bob's your Information Minister · 03-03-2010, 05:39 PM

How is anyone but Vader your quarterback....he can manipulate the ball in any way he sees fit. And he's 6-6 and can force choke pass rushers.

Luke is far too short at approximately 5-foot-7 to be a quarterback. He'd fit best as a cornerback or perhaps a receiver.

03-03-2010, 11:33 AM	#1
Rulon Velvet Jones You're not really here. Tight Butthole Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 6,597 Adopt-a-Bronco: Rent-A-DC	OT: Ideal Star Wars Football Roster QB: The obvious – Luke Skywalker. Smart, heady, great leader. Love the measurables and hip swivel. Excellent follow-though. Known to improvise. Though many thought it would be detrimental to his career, but the RoboHand has only improved his statistics. Think Drew Brees. RB: Yoda. Only gets better with age. Great hands out of the backfield. Not afraid to block against the blitz. Has a nose for the goal-line and is efficient at shedding tackles and eluding defenders. Size not a concern due to toughness. Built in the mold of Maurice Jones-Drew. FB: R2D2. Great, straight-line blocker. Not afraid of any defender. Fights through learning disorder and communication issue, but never blows his assignment on any given play. Uses his body in space, works well with RB corps. Mike Alstott-Starter Kit. WRs: Han Solo and Boba Fett. Though they don’t always work well together off the field, Solo and Fett are a feared tandem on the interplanetary playing field. Solo, brash and cocky, backs up his mouth with clutch catches. YPC is off the charts. Often fined for excessive celebration. Knows how to use his hands and body to shake off defenders at the point of attack. Fett – strong, silent and efficient. The quintessential possession receiver. Feared on 3rd down. Like Cris Carter, he only catches touchdowns. TE: Chewbacca. He doesn’t fit anywhere else. ILB: Darth Vader. Smart, deadly, quick to the point of attack. The leader on the defensive side of the ball. Has a mean streak about him and isn’t afraid to show it off on the field. Think Ray Lewis, but not in a racist way. More in the “murderer” sort of way. And ignore the fact that he’s the QB’s dad. Age doesn’t affect his play. Ball-hawking, rib-breaking safety: Darth Maul. Though small in stature, Maul delivers quite a punch. Opposing receivers rarely stray into his box. A punishing defender, Maul also has a nose for the ball. Crafty, with smart hands and tremendous technique. Ed Reed with facepaint. K: Jar-Jar Binks. Because he’s a retard and the worst character ever. Will be cut or on IR by week 4. Owner: Emperor Palpatine HC: Obi-Wan Kenobi OC – Lando Calrissian. Would be sweet to see him on the sidelines, his cape blowing in the Green Bay winds, yelling the play into his Motorola headset. Hair never moves. DC – Admiral Ackbar. Opponents have never pulled off a successful trick play on his defense. Smells traps from a mile away. ST Coach: Jabba the Hutt – Not respected by the players due to excessive girth. Only remains on the payroll due to relationship with owner. Keeps the Rancor at bay in the event anyone questions his methods. Cheerleaders: Clones of Bikini Leia. Spank.

03-03-2010, 11:59 AM	#11
Garcia Bronco Hokie since 1993 Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 45,991 Adopt-a-Bronco: Tom Jackson	QB: Admiral Thrawn. Grand Admiral of Imperial Fleet RB: Darth Revan, Dark Lord of the Sith HB: Canderous, Mandarlorian LT: Chewbacca, Wookie RT: Zalbaar, Wookie LG: Mace Windu, Harrun Kal Jedi Master RG: Chris Kuper, Human C: HK-47, Droid built be Darth Revan WR: Mara Jade, Jedi Knight WR: Luke Skywalker, Jedi Master TE: Jango Fett, Mandarlorian LB: Marka Ragnos, unknown MLB: Darth Bane, Dark Lord of the Sith LB: Naga Sadow, Dark Lord of the Sith DT: Racor DT/NT: Jabba the Hutt DE: Darth Vader, Dark Lord of the Sith DE: Darth Nilihus, Dark Lord of the Sith CB: The Jedi Exile CB: Boba Fett, Mandalorian SS: Wedge Antilles, Human FS: Captain Rex, Clone HC/OC: Yoda and Obi-Wan Kenobi DC: Darth Sidous Last edited by Garcia Bronco; 03-03-2010 at 12:08 PM..

03-03-2010, 12:33 PM	#14
Sir_Robin Veteran Armor Soiler Bravely taking to his feet... Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Camelot Posts: 405	Doesn't Palpatine already own the Raiders? Also, I'd really want Obi-wan somewhere close to the other team each snap. The mind trick would be invaluable. "We are running the ball left" Last edited by Sir_Robin; 03-03-2010 at 12:36 PM..

03-03-2010, 01:43 PM	#23
Crushaholic Armchair Poster Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Topeka, KS Posts: 22,046	Chewbacca needs to be CB. He's tall, and it's not wise to upset a wookie. Opposing receivers who play bump-and-run coverage will just have their arms ripped out of their socket... The offensive line needs to be made up of nothing but stormtroopers. The whole line has to work together, as a unit. Who better than clones? Last edited by Crushaholic; 03-03-2010 at 01:46 PM..

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03-03-2010, 11:36 AM	#2
sirhcyennek81 Yes...swooping is bad... Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Florence, Colorado Posts: 20,681 Adopt-a-Bronco: All of them.	Possibly the geekiest, nerd infested thing I have ever read. Two thumbs up tho.

03-03-2010, 11:38 AM	#4
Beantown Bronco Athletic Supporter Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Mass Posts: 19,049 Adopt-a-Bronco: Matt Prater	Great.....one more team drafting ahead of us that will be looking for a nose tackle.

03-03-2010, 11:45 AM	#7
Fusionfrontman Perennial Pro-bowler Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 996	HAHAHAHAHA!!! I love this! Especially the comparison between Darth Vader and Ray Lewis. HAHAHAHA Thank you

03-03-2010, 11:45 AM	#8
BroncoMatt The Blizzard Man Check My Style Out Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: California Posts: 1,559	I kinda think Chewbacca would be a great fit at LT, strong as hell, vicious, and crazy loyal. Nobody is going to lay a finger on his QB

03-03-2010, 11:52 AM	#10
gyldenlove Ring of Famer Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London, ON Posts: 10,037 Adopt-a-Bronco: Spencer Larsen	I would have Yoda at slot WR, he is a bit undersized but quick and has amazing vertical leap ability, and he is strong enough to beat the jam off the line, the dude can lift an x-wing after all. I would have Jabba at NT, he is a huge runstuffing slug. C3P0 would be GM, dude has a bit of a lisp but good grasp of all forms of communation including BS and managementspeak. Anakin would be my RB, supremely athletic and determined, has amazing body control. Vader would be HC, he doesn't tolerate anyone to not believe in his system.

03-03-2010, 12:27 PM	#12
ant1999e Ring of Famer WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE??? Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: BFE Posts: 5,984 Adopt-a-Bronco: Money Ball	Insert picture of Richard Simmons here.

03-03-2010, 12:50 PM	#15
OABB Master of Karate aaahaaaaaaaaah Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Los angeles Posts: 7,132 Adopt-a-Bronco: tgnsmyb****

03-03-2010, 01:14 PM	#19
DenverBrit Just hanging out. Got a breath mint?? Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Denver Posts: 11,072 Adopt-a-Bronco: The Team	And the mascot is.........

03-03-2010, 01:16 PM	#20
Beantown Bronco Athletic Supporter Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Mass Posts: 19,049 Adopt-a-Bronco: Matt Prater	Can't believe nobody has pointed out the obvious...... Nate Kaeding at kicker

03-03-2010, 05:39 PM	#25
Bob's your Information Minister Chiefs > Broncos Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 25,921 Adopt-a-Bronco: CHRIS KUPER!!!	How is anyone but Vader your quarterback....he can manipulate the ball in any way he sees fit. And he's 6-6 and can force choke pass rushers. Luke is far too short at approximately 5-foot-7 to be a quarterback. He'd fit best as a cornerback or perhaps a receiver.