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Old 02-15-2010, 09:42 AM   #1
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Seriously? I was amazed at the diversity of dating services these days. The banner ad on the OM when I just logged on was for Cougar Life dating services.

I am a happily married guy, so I am not about to log on to that site or anything, but has anyone here tried this out yet? I am sure there are 53-year old smokin hot blondes that are just waiting to tear apart a 22-year old college grad who still lives in his parents basement.
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Old 02-15-2010, 09:57 AM   #2
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I heard a commercial for that site on Sirius. Honestly if said cougar has to resort to the interwebs to find a willing cub, there has to be some kind of seriously wrong-with-it going on.
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Old 02-15-2010, 10:00 AM   #3
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I saw that, too. I checked it out. You have to create a profile to cruise thru the site. I am curious but not that curious.

Funny the morals of society... a 53 year old dude that targets a 22 year old chick for sex is a perv with no redeemable value but a 53 year old woman targeting a 22 year old male is an empowered woman.
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We need to set up a profile for Pez and Hotrod ASAP

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Smalll dark and rugged. Like Puppies, mountain flowers and wine coolers. Looking for cougar that will rock my Buff loving world

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Skinny Red neck that thought this site allowed me to chase down cougars on my pink riding lawn mover. WTF? were the Coors with lime and my boat.
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I dusted off a classic Scottsdale Milf that was 48 or so watching a Broncos game recently(I am 30). Anyone who has been to north scottsdale knows what I mean too they are everywhere. Wouldn't say Cougars are my thing but they know what they want and they don't F&(K around.
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The Foxfire restaurant in Anaheim, CA is the place to go for Southern California's hottest cougars. You'll find blondes, with b00b jobs, pretty much loaded, most of them Hollywood rejects looking for young guys to screw. In return, she might pamper you with first class trips to Vegas, and the most expensive sports cars.

I myself have no experience of this, but some of my friends when I lived in the area did.
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Funny the morals of society... a 53 year old dude that targets a 22 year old chick for sex is a perv with no redeemable value but a 53 year old woman targeting a 22 year old male is an empowered woman.

I have never thought of that, but its 100 percent true, its hilarious how hypacritical we are
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Yep, a cougar with money is cool but if you find one that can take her teeth out that's a real bonus.....
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Yep, a cougar with money is cool but if you find one that can take her teeth out that's a real bonus.....
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Funny the morals of society... a 53 year old dude that targets a 22 year old chick for sex is a perv with no redeemable value but a 53 year old woman targeting a 22 year old male is an empowered woman.
What would they say about a 22 year old dude that marries a 53 year old woman that later dies when he turns 53 and he in turn marries a 22 year old chick?
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I dusted off a classic Scottsdale Milf that was 48 or so watching a Broncos game recently(I am 30). Anyone who has been to north scottsdale knows what I mean too they are everywhere. Wouldn't say Cougars are my thing but they know what they want and they don't F&(K around.

No they dont F--k around, but they also get annoying and stalkery? as shyt.

When i was hitting my couger, I was 19 and she was 38, and after a while I got tired of her. But she wouldnt let it go. She showed up to my house and like 3 in the morning because I wouldnt answer her calls anymore.

Almost same thing just happened to my friend. he is 25 she is 40. They just do not know how to let it go. I don't like cougers anymore.
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go to the Blue Sky Grill. the restaurant at the Pepsi Center if you live in Denver or visit often, is crawling with attractive cougars.

i've had a good time with cougars in my life.

also on a side note, women reach their sexual peak from the ages 35-45 while men hit their peak from 15-27, so in a strictly scientific way, it is only natural for an older woman to have fun with a younger man.
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What would they say about a 22 year old dude that marries a 53 year old woman that later dies when he turns 53 and he in turn marries a 22 year old chick?
A smart, rich perv......
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You could say young men are culturally pressured to make sweet sweet love to older women. With movies like American Pie 1 and 2, (stiffler's mom), the song Stacey's Mom, The flick with Mrs Robinson...list is endless. Clearly Hollywood wants straight young men to bone older ladies.


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I saw that, too. I checked it out. You have to create a profile to cruise thru the site. I am curious but not that curious.

Funny the morals of society... a 53 year old dude that targets a 22 year old chick for sex is a perv with no redeemable value but a 53 year old woman targeting a 22 year old male is an empowered woman.
Oh save the morality crap! There absolutely nothing wrong with sexual encounters btwn TWO consenting ADULTS!

After all......you only live once.
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go to the Blue Sky Grill. the restaurant at the Pepsi Center if you live in Denver or visit often, is crawling with attractive cougars.

i've had a good time with cougars in my life.

also on a side note, women reach their sexual peak from the ages 35-45 while men hit their peak from 15-27, so in a strictly scientific way, it is only natural for an older woman to have fun with a younger man.
Rep! Besides, younger guys are finding out that dating and having sex with older women is w/o all the drama of dating younger women, plus older women can teach older guys a few more plays and positions in the bedroom.....younger women can't do this with consistency.
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Yep, a cougar with money is cool but if you find one that can take her teeth out that's a real bonus.....
Actually what you want is a cougar who can remove her top and bottom 4 teeth are flexibility bonuses. This way the cougar can still chew steak!
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I mean comeon this thread is worthless without pics
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Actually what you want is a cougar who can remove her top and bottom 4 teeth are flexibility bonuses. This way the cougar can still chew steak!
And with a flat top to set your beer on
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The Foxfire restaurant in Anaheim, CA is the place to go for Southern California's hottest cougars. You'll find blondes, with b00b jobs, pretty much loaded, most of them Hollywood rejects looking for young guys to screw. In return, she might pamper you with first class trips to Vegas, and the most expensive sports cars.

I myself have no experience of this, but some of my friends when I lived in the area did.
The Foxfire is an OC institution. Legendary.
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I mean comeon this thread is worthless without pics
exactly post the cougars pic
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Oh save the morality crap! There absolutely nothing wrong with sexual encounters btwn TWO consenting ADULTS!

After all......you only live once.
Just making a commentary... Take it easy.

Did I hit too close to home?
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