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Old 01-22-2010, 02:36 PM   #1
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Default CBS Producers Ask Shannon Sharpe To Use At Least 3 Real Words Per Sentence

http://www.theonion.com/content/news...rs_ask_shannon

NEW YORK—In an effort to clear up the confusion caused by terminology such as "unconsistentical" and "splosiverance," CBS producers made a formal request Monday that NFL Today commentator Shannon Sharpe use a minimum of three real words in each sentence. "We tried to convey to Mr. Sharpe that peppering in a few words that actually exist will help viewers understand what he's talking about," executive producer Sean McManus said. "Providing fans with some context is key for Shannon. It is much easier to comprehend what he means when he says, 'Andre Johnson needimentally must keep advantagizing opportunimals this week.'" Sharpe has yet to make any intelligible comment on the situation
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Old 01-22-2010, 02:37 PM   #2
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Old 01-22-2010, 02:39 PM   #3
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THATS RAAAAAAAAAAAAAACIST...


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Old 01-22-2010, 02:42 PM   #4
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Shannon is one funny dude.

His made up words work better than what you find in the New Oxford Dictionary.
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Old 01-22-2010, 03:06 PM   #5
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Shannon's Tears was the best

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Old 01-22-2010, 03:14 PM   #6
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I love Sharpe's delivery. He's just got the perfect combo of accent, sense of humor and enthusiasm to crack me up.

"Hello Mr. President..."
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Old 01-22-2010, 03:41 PM   #7
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I love me some Shannon. **** this ****.
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Old 01-22-2010, 04:17 PM   #8
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I dunno, I thought he'd be a better studio guy than he actually is.
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Old 01-22-2010, 04:25 PM   #9
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Old 01-22-2010, 06:26 PM   #10
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I think he's pretty darn good. Folks like to listen to his takes...despite his vocabilator!
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