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ak1971 · 01-21-2010, 03:40 PM

Anyone else ever used saran wrap & some scotch tape as a condom? Not sure if it worked... Thank God you cant get a skanks butthole pregnant
...kingneckbeard

PaintballCLE · 01-21-2010, 05:33 PM

no, but i heard kingneckbeards parents tried it once..... and it was a big mistake

broncosteven · 01-21-2010, 05:37 PM

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Originally Posted by ak1971

Anyone else ever used saran wrap & some scotch tape as a condom? Not sure if it worked... Thank God you cant get a skanks butthole pregnant
...kingneckbeard

Isn't it true you can put a clothespin on your balls to stop the seminal fluid from mixing into your jizzum?

Pontius Pirate · 01-21-2010, 06:01 PM

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Originally Posted by ak1971

Anyone else ever used saran wrap & some scotch tape as a condom? Not sure if it worked... Thank God you cant get a skanks butthole pregnant
...kingneckbeard

Son, you are living proof this technique does NOT work. See you at tee-ball practice.

ak1971 · 01-21-2010, 06:14 PM

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Originally Posted by broncosteven

Isn't it true you can put a clothespin on your balls to stop the seminal fluid from mixing into your jizzum?

not sure...but you can sit on your hand so it falls asleep and then....never mind

Hogan11 · 01-21-2010, 06:26 PM

I knew a guy in high school who used a zip lock bag as one once.......no lie.

ak1971 · 01-21-2010, 06:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Hogan11

I knew a guy in high school who used a zip lock bag as one once.......no lie.

I would have loved that conversation...see honey..'yellow and blue make green' we are safe!

broncosteven · 01-21-2010, 06:40 PM

What if all you got is tinfoil?

Hogan11 · 01-21-2010, 06:51 PM

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Originally Posted by ak1971

I would have loved that conversation...see honey..'yellow and blue make green' we are safe!

I don't think she ever knew....I guess it was dark and he told her it was ribbed

Bronx33 · 01-23-2010, 03:42 PM

I will pull out baby ( trust me)

broncosteven · 01-23-2010, 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by ak1971

Anyone else ever used saran wrap & some scotch tape as a condom? Not sure if it worked... Thank God you cant get a skanks butthole pregnant
...kingneckbeard

So by your avatar I take it you were successful in finding a midget stripper, is that true?

Gnomeflinger · 01-23-2010, 06:23 PM

Oh dear lord...

loborugger · 01-25-2010, 06:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Hogan11

I knew a guy in high school who used a zip lock bag as one once.......no lie.

Ya, I dont think we went to the same HS, but ya I knew a guy who did that too.

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01-21-2010, 05:33 PM	#2
PaintballCLE INFLITRATE ENEMY LINES Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Cleveland, Oh Posts: 3,236	no, but i heard kingneckbeards parents tried it once..... and it was a big mistake

01-21-2010, 06:26 PM	#6
Hogan11 Rock-N-Roll Historian Let's take these SOB's out!!!!!! Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: W.NY.B.C. Posts: 21,300 Adopt-a-Bronco: Floyd Little	I knew a guy in high school who used a zip lock bag as one once.......no lie.

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01-23-2010, 03:42 PM	#10
Bronx33 lets go partner Rumpson Rocks Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Lakewood,Colo Posts: 41,221 Adopt-a-Bronco: Woodyard	I will pull out baby ( trust me)

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Gnomeflinger Rookie Not your average chick Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Central WA Posts: 83 Adopt-a-Bronco: None	Oh dear lord...