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Old 01-12-2010, 10:27 AM   #1
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Default Shaq's swedish mistress REVEALED!

http://www.bustedcoverage.com/?p=24580


The gossip sites, all 1,500 of them, are reporting that Shaq has been pulling a Tiger Woods over the past 18 months with some Swedish glamor model who goes by the name Dominica Westling.

(When we initially heard Swedish model our first guess wouldn’t have been Dominica. What, Mika already taken?)

RadarOnline, riding the wave of its Tiger success, seems to have moved on to Shaq’s bedroom sexcapades.

A source familiar with the situation told RadarOnline.com exclusively that the couple not only exchanges steamy emails but also has cybersex using a Web camera.”

Yeah, news of this behavior is worthless unless we have something to visualize. BC NEEDS DOMINICA SKIN! AFTER THE JUMP!

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Of course, playing the mistress card who won’t talk until Gloria Allred is involved, Westling has gone silent on the alleged affair.

When contacted by RadarOnline.com for comment, Westling said: “I understand where you’re coming from but I just don’t want to talk about anything. I’d rather not comment.”

RadarOnline.com also contacted Shaq via email, who replied: “no comment” when asked about his affair with Westling.

Until you a-holes pay up. Radar knows what these women want. Rent money.

Let’s get back to that cybersex part of the story. How does that work with a 7-footer and a 5-foot-something Swedish model? Language barrier? Odd positioning of the camera for a 7-footer? Giant schlong slapping the screen? (BC Photo Editor Big Gay Rich’s question.)

Don’t you think that it’s a good thing Wilt Chamberlain was banging 10,000 women before Facebook and Twitter? He would have put Radar, TMZ and People Magazine out of business.
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Old 01-12-2010, 10:28 AM   #2
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She lovin herself some Shaq-tus
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Old 01-12-2010, 10:32 AM   #3
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God bless the Swedes. If you like blond/blue eyed tall women, spend a few days in stockholm. Its not that the most beautiful swedish women are prettier than American ones, but their average looking girl is pretty cute. And because its still a very homogenous community, there are tons of em. Oh, do i miss sweden.
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She's hot. She also looks short. What is it with basketball players and tiny women?
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God bless the Swedes. If you like blond/blue eyed tall women, spend a few days in stockholm. Its not that the most beautiful swedish women are prettier than American ones, but their average looking girl is pretty cute. And because its still a very homogenous community, there are tons of em. Oh, do i miss sweden.
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She's hot. She also looks short. What is it with basketball players and tiny women?
midget hands make your dick look bigger
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God bless the Swedes. If you like blond/blue eyed tall women, spend a few days in stockholm. Its not that the most beautiful swedish women are prettier than American ones, but their average looking girl is pretty cute. And because its still a very homogenous community, there are tons of em. Oh, do i miss sweden.
Much like the South, on average, way more 7s+ than in the North in the US.
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speaking from experience?
Personally, I only date female basketball players who can palm a basketball, that way I don't look so imposing..........
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Personally, I only date female basketball players who can palm a basketball, that way I don't look so imposing..........
Baaaazing!
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Personally, I only date female basketball players who can palm a basketball, that way I don't look so imposing..........
see other midget threads from the Manes past

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She is absolutely mistress material. By far hotter than any of Tiger's women. Go Shaq-Tus!!!!! I thougth him and his wife were over anyways, why is this an affair?
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I bet at the end of every cyber sex chat, he goes " oh baby, oh baby, wait,,,,,,,, SHAZAAM!"
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Much like the South, on average, way more 7s+ than in the North in the US.
BINGO. I had a girl tell me(she was from VA) when I first moved to DFW to attend TCU that guys up north are better looking, but that there are more pretty girls down south....I am from up north, so I agree.
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Bahaha, this thread rocks.
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so who here put Shaq on the same pedestal as Tiger Woods?

I think shaq is somewhat insulated from this kind of publicity
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God bless the Swedes. If you like blond/blue eyed tall women, spend a few days in stockholm. Its not that the most beautiful swedish women are prettier than American ones, but their average looking girl is pretty cute. And because its still a very homogenous community, there are tons of em. Oh, do i miss sweden.
Definately. In addition...On average, they stay good looking well after their 20\30s.

A lot of other areas of the World that have smoking younger ones like Italy and Latin America...the women seem to be more predisposed to sprouting hair on their lips and chin and plumping up.
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God bless the Swedes. If you like blond/blue eyed tall women, spend a few days in stockholm. Its not that the most beautiful swedish women are prettier than American ones, but their average looking girl is pretty cute. And because its still a very homogenous community, there are tons of em. Oh, do i miss sweden.
You should visit Ukraine. Talk about hot women.
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a belated congrats on your FFball championship.......Bmarsh and Andre Johnson BLEW UP the very next week after my season ended.......
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Much like the South, on average, way more 7s+ than in the North in the US.
Are we talking looks or IQ.
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a belated congrats on your FFball championship.......Bmarsh and Andre Johnson BLEW UP the very next week after my season ended.......
Lol yeah, you would have beat me by 10. I got way lucky.
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Well, I would guess from my limited experience in the South, 7 is pretty high on the IQ scale, not that that one would mind
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