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Old 01-10-2010, 08:09 PM   #1
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Default Things I have learned from the Orange Mane

Not too long ago I was real sick of the Orange Mane. Just tired of the fighting and drama. I was tired of causing it too because I kept getting all wrapped in the drama and reacting.

But something struck me and it was like a bolt of lighting. I have learned more from this site than all 16 years of my schooling. I want to provide a list so that regulars and new members alike can benefit from the awesome that is the orange mane.

1. Meth Alley is the home of the lowly and indigent Menthol Cigarette Smokers. Menthol is just a horrid horrid chemical.

2. Rookie QB's who some consider the Franchise should never EVER listen to an iPod on the sidelines. Its unprofessional and a big red flag.

3. Alcohol and the Mane aren't a great mix. See posts from me, Rusty, Mock from back in the day, and many others.

4. Foneco is the greatest human being ever to walk the earth since J.C. himself.

5. You need to make your therapist aware of the Orange Mane as it may be a direct or even indirect cause of your problems.

6. Ghostbusters is of the Devil and no good comes from it. I would rather my child watch Show Girls with the chick from the hit kids TV show "Saved by the Bell"

7. If you find yourself on the wrong side of the law you MUST wait until the day before your court hearing to ask advice from the wise men who post at the Mane.

8. They snuggy cures all.

9. When playing survivor on the Mane be careful how you play the game. You may piss of someone so bad that they accuse you of attempted murder. Apparently anger causes some people to have a bloody nose all night to the point that blood loss becomes a concern.

10. Our beloved owner of the Broncos is neither a gutless drunk and nor does he deserved to be violated by a Cobra infected with AIDS. The Broncos frown on this type of speculation.

11. Finally, and probably the most important, it is a requirement for the fan base to lock onto some scrub who shows a flash in training camp. It means they are on their way to a Hall of Fame career.


So take heed to these lessons and learn from my and others mistakes. It will make you the model citizen in life and will guarantee you the life of those like Tony Robins, Billy Mays, and Vince of the Sham Wow!
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Old 01-10-2010, 08:12 PM   #2
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12. This thread is full of win.
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Old 01-10-2010, 08:15 PM   #4
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Yes it is my friend. And please anyone feel free to add to this list because I am sure I missed many things.

If we all work together we can make the world a better place.
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Old 01-10-2010, 08:18 PM   #6
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the orange mane is an interesting psychodrama.

i have learned things i never would have ever thought to think.

i have seen things i have never, never wanted to see.

i have been angered and entertained in ways i could have never imagined.

it is a curious thing. entity. site. hobby. weakness.
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Old 01-10-2010, 08:19 PM   #7
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14. Never open a link from ApaOps.
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Old 01-10-2010, 08:21 PM   #8
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14. Never open a link from ApaOps.
Only if its on a laptop! But great point!
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The throat punch: the cause and solution to all of life's problems.

Boob mojo is real, well until TJ killed it along with any Bronco success in the near future. Never **** with a streak, look no further than Bret Kern.
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Old 01-10-2010, 08:22 PM   #10
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Old 01-10-2010, 08:25 PM   #11
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Any journalist who writes a column about anything previously mentioned on the Mane "must be a lurker here."
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Old 01-10-2010, 08:26 PM   #12
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Yes the throat punch is a great tool for anyone who finds themselves in a heated argument. But the key to a successful throat punch is the apology that must follow immediately.
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Any journalist who writes a column about anything previously mentioned on the Mane "must be a lurker here."
Or they (Mayock) will flat out steal content from one of our beloved posters.
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Old 01-10-2010, 08:29 PM   #14
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I had chicken tonight.
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Old 01-10-2010, 08:29 PM   #15
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15. When posting an article to Mane that you also posted to a local rag in Podunk Utah you aren't actually asking for help you are asking to be told you are awesome. If you aren't you must ask like a huge Douche Bag.
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Old 01-10-2010, 08:31 PM   #16
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I had chicken tonight.
Eh if you don't like the thread move on. This isn't a trolling thread. This a thread about the awesome things said and discussed on the Mane.

But thanks for posting even though it was lame. Because it reminded me.

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Another OM lesson learned:

Don't hotlink graphics from other websites (upload them to your own photobucket or imageshack account) because if the website owner is annoyed by the hotlinking and substitutes an offensive pic for the original one, the poster can get in trouble even if their own computer's cache is still showing the "innocent" pic...
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17. When you dont plan on posting on the mane for a while, it is required to make a "look at me thread" telling people you aren't going to be posting.
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Old 01-10-2010, 08:35 PM   #19
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Oh yes GREAT post Blue. I will never forget Dagmar aka Rusty and his miscue. The best part about that is he was still seeing his original picture because he hadn't cleared his cache. So he couldn't understand why people were so upset over something as innocent as bunnies or whatever they were supposed to be.

Good times, thanks for reminding me of that!
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Any prediction must begin with "I'm going to go ahead and call it".
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And if you are looking for the real low down on the Broncos, your best bet is to buy a light rail ticket or go fishing with baja.
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when there is broncos breaking news, it is required to make 12 threads on the same topic.
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When the Broncos win, everyone must post about all the crow they are eating. When the Broncos lose, everyone must act like they were only pretending to eat crow in the first place.
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Eh if you don't like the thread move on. This isn't a trolling thread. This a thread about the awesome things said and discussed on the Mane.

But thanks for posting even though it was lame. Because it reminded me.

16. Food discussion is the cause and cure of all things.
Since I am a man of few words (cause my spelling sucks) I thought I would keep it short and to the point. Was it lame.... Yes. Do I not like this thread? I was, in my own little way, contributing.
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Backflips: The best indicator for a players future success in the NFL.

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