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Old 01-08-2010, 06:58 PM   #1
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Got caught boning a sheep!
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Old 01-08-2010, 06:59 PM   #2
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At least it wasn't a pig they will squeal on you for sure. I would consult that STsomething dude as he is so perfect that he can point you in the right direction as he has never made a mistake and never will. He can kick C. Norris's ass because his technique is so perfect and he is several levels of class and moral's above old Chuck.
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Old 01-08-2010, 07:01 PM   #3
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Forget the legal help you might need a antibiotic instead.
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Always pick a young sheep.

Baad,Baaad...never holds up in court.
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Old 01-08-2010, 07:04 PM   #5
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PM Spider... he has the most experience with that kind of thing.
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Old 01-08-2010, 07:05 PM   #6
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Old 01-08-2010, 07:18 PM   #7
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Lex is banned, otherwise he'd be the one to ask.
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Old 01-08-2010, 07:26 PM   #8
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Where is Spidey?

He does some dicey shiat.

Maybe he tried to make out with his USB port again or got taken a by a truckertramp.

He's MIA god knows where, he might be a victim of global warming.
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Old 01-08-2010, 08:05 PM   #9
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Hahaha so many golden replies to this.

Solid work OMane!
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Old 01-08-2010, 08:19 PM   #10
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Ask Bob,
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Old 01-08-2010, 08:26 PM   #11
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Old 01-08-2010, 08:44 PM   #12
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was it a black sheep?

Just gotta know which law you are breaking
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Old 01-08-2010, 08:46 PM   #13
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Did you at least give it a reach around?
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Old 01-08-2010, 08:54 PM   #14
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Hope it was on the edge of a cliff.
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Old 01-08-2010, 09:14 PM   #15
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I thought you were a goat ****er?
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Old 01-08-2010, 09:39 PM   #16
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Cook it and go with the "lost my baster" defense.
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Old 01-08-2010, 10:12 PM   #17
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People only talk if she is an ugly sheep..... Just sayin
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Old 01-08-2010, 10:35 PM   #18
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I think this is one of those times you need to disappear and prey that you don't do anything illegal till the statute of limitation has gone by.
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who's the ugly chick in your avatar
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FYI... In the state of Colorado, it is legal to bone a sheep, but not while driving. However... if you happen to be drunk whilst boning the sheep, it all depends on your BAC. If the sheep is giving you road head, well, you are probablly facing pretty serious federal prision time. Gosh man, I hope this helps. Maybe next time you'll try rubber booting... highly effective if you're looking to bone a sheep with little to no legal repercussions.
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Old 01-09-2010, 12:21 AM   #21
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And the golden replies keep coming. Love you OMane!
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Old 01-09-2010, 12:23 AM   #22
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Always pick a young sheep.

Baad,Baaad...never holds up in court.
some how Iowa boy here probably has some type of farm animal experience in his youth. I know Mr. Hustler himself admitted doing the dirty animal deed. Heard on the radio today that a roommate walked into the house and found blood and fur on the bathroom floor. Then went in the roomies room to find out what the hell happened and found a used rubber with fur on it. Luckily the.......... bunny rabbit was still alive. Well, until the owner had to put it down. Sick dude. Mock, what animals did you prefer besides cats?
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This thread is worthless without pics!
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Old 01-09-2010, 12:28 AM   #24
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What sheep would pay for his services? So I fixed it for ya!

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Did you at least give it a reach around?
Tough to do when Ryhmes is on the bottom.

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Old 01-09-2010, 10:01 AM   #25
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What sheep would pay for his services? So I fixed it for ya!



Tough to do when Ryhmes is on the bottom.
So he is a bottom? Well that would be tough
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