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Old 01-03-2010, 08:21 PM   #1
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I would rather... drag my genitals through a mile of broken glass and then go swimming in the saltiest part of the ocean ...than relive this season
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Old 01-03-2010, 08:22 PM   #2
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I would rather ride shotgun in TsiGuy's Eagle Talon.
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Old 01-03-2010, 08:23 PM   #3
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I would rather go listen to Bronco Warrior's band then relive this season.


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Old 01-03-2010, 08:23 PM   #4
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Old 01-03-2010, 08:25 PM   #5
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I would rather spend days handcuffed to Rosanne Barr's bed, smothered in Crisco and gravy, than relive this season.
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Old 01-03-2010, 08:26 PM   #6
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I would rather BE Roseann Barr then relive this season.


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Old 01-03-2010, 08:30 PM   #7
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I would rather ride shotgun in TsiGuy's Eagle Talon.
now you've gone too far... the dragging my junk through glass was one thing but shotgun next to TSI.

WTF man?
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Old 01-03-2010, 08:32 PM   #8
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Old 01-03-2010, 08:35 PM   #9
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I would rather relive the 2009 CU Buffs seaso....well, not really.
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Old 01-03-2010, 08:38 PM   #10
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This thread should have been locked after this.
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Old 01-03-2010, 08:41 PM   #11
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Does he actually have one, or just look like he does?
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Does he actually have one, or just look like he does?

His myspace page says he does...and we all know myspace never lies.


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Old 01-03-2010, 08:49 PM   #13
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Would you sleep with his girl?
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Old 01-03-2010, 08:52 PM   #14
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I would rather spend days handcuffed to Rosanne Barr's bed, smothered in Crisco and gravy, than relive this season.
Wow man, that's harsh.
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Old 01-03-2010, 08:55 PM   #15
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Old 01-03-2010, 09:07 PM   #16
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I would rather... drag my genitals through a mile of broken glass and then go swimming in the saltiest part of the ocean ...than relive this season
I would rather... read "are you there god it's me margret" aloud, with my wife at an Oprah book club and talk about "how it made me feel" ...than relive this season.
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Old 01-03-2010, 09:10 PM   #17
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Is it a turbo?
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Old 01-03-2010, 09:10 PM   #18
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I would rather have George W back than relive this season...
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Old 01-03-2010, 09:12 PM   #19
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holy ****... I'm not sure I'm that mad
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Old 01-03-2010, 09:14 PM   #20
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i would rather read Gaff's book aloud to W*gs than relive this season
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Old 01-03-2010, 09:18 PM   #21
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****in A brah!

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Old 01-03-2010, 09:41 PM   #22
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I would rather relive this season than any season from the '60s.

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