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Old 12-04-2009, 03:28 AM   #1
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Why Being A Broncos Fan Is Better Than Being A Chiefs Fan


haven’t done one of these in a while, so let me brush off the rust, and give you 10 reasons why being a Broncos fan is better than being a Chiefs fan.

1. It’s been so long since the Chiefs have won a Super Bowl that they decided to bring in Mike Vrabel just to admire his rings.

2. Larry Johnson was released from the Chiefs because he used the C-word. “Chiefs.”

3. The main tornado shelter in Kansas City is at Arrowhead. After all, they never get a touchdown there.

4. The one time VP for player personnel for the Patriots, Scott Pioli, is now GM for the Chiefs. Before being hired in January, he thought about taking an easier job like turning water into wine.

5. Former Charger, Chris Chambers, is now a Chief. I hear he joined because he wants to retire early.

6. Tony Gonzales saved a man from choking in a restaurant. If only he could’ve done the same thing for the Chiefs.

7. KC Wolf is better than half the players on the Chiefs’ defensive line.

8. A Kansas City judge has allowed a man to be temporarily released from jail to see Sunday’s game. The judge felt watching the Chiefs play four quarters was equivalent to at least two years in prison.

9. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Mike Cox. Mike Cox who? Mike Cox is better than yours. Lame name.

10. Arrowhead Stadium was approved for renovations which will be completed in 2011. They’re able to fund the project with all the money they save by not fielding a football team.



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Old 12-04-2009, 09:42 AM   #2
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Its pretty simple, our city is better, our state is better, we have and support 4 major pro sports teams compared to their 2 pathetic sports teams, our girls are prettier, our beer taste better! They are our Red-Headed step child!
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Old 12-04-2009, 09:44 AM   #3
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6. Tony Gonzales saved a man from choking in a restaurant. If only he could’ve done the same thing for the Chiefs.
This is actually pretty funny. The rest are dumb.
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Old 12-04-2009, 10:19 AM   #5
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11. God loves the Broncos' because the Broncos' colors are the same as the sunrise and sunset.

12. Fat people love the chefs' because the chefs' colors are the same as mustard and ketchup (with a side of mayo).
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Old 12-04-2009, 11:41 AM   #6
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Missouri sucks. Am I the only one that thinks KC and St Louis on the opposite borders of the state line is stupid looking?
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Old 12-04-2009, 11:56 AM   #7
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Old 12-04-2009, 11:59 AM   #8
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I thought this was one of those: We hold these truths to be selfevident things.
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Why should the Chiefs change their name to the Possums
because they they play dead at home and get killed on the road.......
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Its pretty simple, our city is better, our state is better, we have and support 4 major pro sports teams compared to their 2 pathetic sports teams, our girls are prettier, our beer taste better! They are our Red-Headed step child!
Don't forget we also have the ultimate playground in our backyard, the Rocky Mountains!

The only thing I would take from Kansas City is their BBQ and jazz. That's it. Maybe John Hickenlooper can woo their chefs and musicians here so that dump of a town doesn't have **** to hang their hat on.
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Don't forget we also have the ultimate playground in our backyard, the Rocky Mountains!

The only thing I would take from Kansas City is their BBQ and jazz. That's it. Maybe John Hickenlooper can woo their chefs and musicians here so that dump of a town doesn't have **** to hang their hat on.
Hahaha, good point! I do have admit about their BBQ, Bryants is pretty tasty!
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11. God loves the broncos' because the broncos' colors are the same as the sunrise and sunset.

12. Fat people love the chefs' because the chefs' colors are the same as mustard and ketchup (with a side of mayo).

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Missouri sucks. Am I the only one that thinks KC and St Louis on the opposite borders of the state line is stupid looking?
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Hahaha, good point! I do have admit about their BBQ, Bryants is pretty tasty!
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