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Old 11-28-2009, 08:49 AM   #1
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Default Tiger Woods: Injuries Caused by Wife, Not SUV

Tiger Woods did not suffer facial lacerations from a car accident. They were inflicted by his wife, Elin Nordegren -- according to a conversation Woods had Friday after the accident.

http://www.tmz.com/2009/11/28/tiger-...v-lacerations/
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Old 11-28-2009, 08:52 AM   #2
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Wow, so is acceptable for a woman to become violent when something like this occurs?
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She's a tiger.
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I had a feeling that was the case. Cut lips; She "heard" the accident and rushed to save him; She just happened to have a golf club handy. Too many indicators that smelled a little fishy.
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Also the mention of pain meds is a problem, it's time to start making golfers piss in the cup.......
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Old 11-28-2009, 09:04 AM   #6
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Also she "pulled" him from the vehicle??

For a golfer Tiger is a pretty big boy, fairly muscled up.

She can't drag him from the car. That's the part I laughed at the most.
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Old 11-28-2009, 09:27 AM   #7
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I had a feeling that was the case. Cut lips; She "heard" the accident and rushed to save him; She just happened to have a golf club handy. Too many indicators that smelled a little fishy.
That is fishy, the worlds greatest golfer has golf clubs handy, that would be like Roger Federer having a tennis racket in his car, ridiculous.
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Old 11-28-2009, 09:37 AM   #8
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The reason? (rachel uchitel)
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Old 11-28-2009, 09:53 AM   #9
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Wow, so is acceptable for a woman to become violent when something like this occurs?
No. Domestic violence is just as illegal when committed by a woman as by a man.
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Old 11-28-2009, 09:54 AM   #10
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That is fishy, the worlds greatest golfer has golf clubs handy, that would be like Roger Federer having a tennis racket in his car, ridiculous.
If you heard/saw a car accident would you grab a golf club before going to see what happened? If the clubs were in the SUV why the need to bust the windows to get him out? You have to admit this whole story isn't "right" and there's much more to it than we know.
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Old 11-28-2009, 10:04 AM   #11
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yeah right.
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Please tell more.... was he cheating on her??
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Old 11-28-2009, 10:12 AM   #13
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Chicks are crazy. It's better to stay single. So when she flips out you can easily leave.
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Old 11-28-2009, 10:32 AM   #14
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Uchitel was connected with the lead actor from Bones too.

Crazy. This story totally makes sense though.

Just remember Tiger... it's cheaper to keep her. ha ha. Especially in your case.
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Old 11-28-2009, 10:34 AM   #15
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Could they have found 2 worse pictures of them? ahh the media and how they love to control your perception of people.
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Old 11-28-2009, 10:48 AM   #16
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He's just lucky his new nickname isn't "Tiger noWoods Bobbit"
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Old 11-28-2009, 10:58 AM   #17
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yeah right.
:shrug: Whether you choose to believe it or not, domestic violence by women happens, and it goes widely unreported because men won't admit to it.

(Cue the usual insults about p***y-whipped men who aren't "real" men anyhow, etc etc.)
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Old 11-28-2009, 11:03 AM   #18
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I had a feeling that was the case. Cut lips; She "heard" the accident and rushed to save him; She just happened to have a golf club handy. Too many indicators that smelled a little fishy.
What was your username before you went to "dekcuf"?
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Old 11-28-2009, 11:12 AM   #19
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The reason? (rachel uchitel)
That's too many diamonds on dog's collars. It wouldn't surprise me if those were real diamonds.
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Old 11-28-2009, 11:15 AM   #20
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Please tell more.... was he cheating on her??
I have no clue. The local sports radio said the reason Tiger was leaving was because the wife was pissed about rumors linking him to that chick. For what I understand she gets around with some high profile guys.

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Old 11-28-2009, 11:15 AM   #21
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Amazing that a guy that has spent his whole life avoiding anything controversial couldn't keep it in his pants and now it's blowing up in his face.
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Old 11-28-2009, 11:16 AM   #22
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The NATIONAL ENQUIRER reports this week that Tiger Woods has been cheating on his wife Elin Nordegren with a 34-year-old “New York party girl” named Rachel Uchitel...

In the Enquirer’s Dec. 7 issue, Michael Glynn reports that Woods’ alleged brunette mistress has a “reputation for dating married celebrities” and has had trysts with Woods in New York, Las Vegas and Australia, where Woods recently played in the Australian Masters.

She was also rumored to have been fool'n around with David Boreanaz (BONES).


She's a star fffer.
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Old 11-28-2009, 11:19 AM   #23
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OK I would hit it, big time.
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Old 11-28-2009, 11:31 AM   #24
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In unrelated news, Tiger recently hired John Daly as his "Life Coach".
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Old 11-28-2009, 11:59 AM   #25
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So, you have this waiting at home and you cheat.....

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