Cutler's New Nickname - The Orange Mane

Rohirrim · 11-13-2009, 07:27 AM

These guys have a point. It does seem that every time Cutler gets under the lights in a big game he folds up like a Walmart tent.
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com...es-bears-loss/

They give him the nickname: Prime Time.

rbackfactory80 · 11-13-2009, 07:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Rohirrim

These guys have a point. It does seem that every time Cutler gets under the lights in a big game he folds up like a Walmart tent.
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com...es-bears-loss/

They give him the nickname: Prime Time.

More like prime slime.

gtown · 11-13-2009, 07:30 AM

All of this criticism of Cutler is just that, criticism. But did you know that he has a rocket arm? Bet you didn't know that.

Rohirrim · 11-13-2009, 07:31 AM

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Originally Posted by gtown

All of this criticism of Cutler is just that, criticism. But did you know that he has a rocket arm? Bet you didn't know that.

No. I've said all along, he can zip it in there.

broncofan7 · 11-13-2009, 07:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Rohirrim

These guys have a point. It does seem that every time Cutler gets under the lights in a big game he folds up like a Walmart tent.
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com...es-bears-loss/

They give him the nickname: Prime Time.

I saw that too--

Jay has SERIOUS anxiety issues that manifests itself in many of the hurried decisions that he makes--Philly is going to make him look EVEN WORSE.

Broncomutt · 11-13-2009, 07:33 AM

Franchise QB!

Gort · 11-13-2009, 07:35 AM

somebody else called him "Frown Cannon" on another thread. i kinda like that.

Rohirrim · 11-13-2009, 07:36 AM

I like "Franchise" too.

Cool Breeze · 11-13-2009, 07:37 AM

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Originally Posted by WhoIsJohnGalt

somebody else called him "Frown Cannon" on another thread. i kinda like that.

This one is great!
Frown Cannon - how accurate!

scorpio · 11-13-2009, 07:37 AM

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Originally Posted by WhoIsJohnGalt

somebody else called him "Frown Cannon" on another thread. i kinda like that.

I think that comes from a KissingSuzyKolber article

Garcia Bronco · 11-13-2009, 07:38 AM

I already came up with it months ago....He's the Interception Machine.

Bronco Yoda · 11-13-2009, 07:38 AM

Chicago fans were texting into the postgame LITTLE LOTTO (for the pick 5 lottery game).

Garcia Bronco · 11-13-2009, 07:39 AM

Franchise is taken.

gtown · 11-13-2009, 07:49 AM

I saw Frown Cannon on Deadspin. Same guy who refers to Philip Rivers as Marmalard.

strafen · 11-13-2009, 07:49 AM

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Originally Posted by gtown

All of this criticism of Cutler is just that, criticism. But did you know that he has a rocket arm? Bet you didn't know that.

Ha has a stronger arm than Elway too, right?

Mr.Meanie · 11-13-2009, 07:51 AM

Jay "Yips" Cutler

you can credit Mr.Meanie when that catches the blogosphere by storm.

Gort · 11-13-2009, 07:54 AM

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Originally Posted by gtown

I saw Frown Cannon on Deadspin. Same guy who refers to Philip Rivers as Marmalard.

i've liked the Marmalard name for Rivers since i first saw it last year. not sure how many average fans understand the reference, but i think it's a good one. if the same guy came up with Frown Cannon for Cutler, then he's 2 for 2. which is more good nicknames than that asshat Chris Berman has come up with on ESPN in the last 20 years.

Rohirrim · 11-13-2009, 07:56 AM

I always liked "Mopey." Made him sound like one of the seven dwarfs.

gtown · 11-13-2009, 08:00 AM

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Originally Posted by dragster69

Ha has a stronger arm than Elway too, right?

The funny thing is I don't think he has a stronger arm than Elway. Last year he said he had a better arm than Farve, a few hours before Farve lofted a gorgeous bomb over Dre Bly in overtime. He has a good arm for those intermediate routes (if he is not throwing picks), but his deep ball is lacking.

GeniusatWork · 11-13-2009, 08:03 AM

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Originally Posted by WhoIsJohnGalt

i've liked the Marmalard name for Rivers since i first saw it last year. not sure how many average fans understand the reference, but i think it's a good one. if the same guy came up with Frown Cannon for Cutler, then he's 2 for 2. which is more good nicknames than that asshat Chris Berman has come up with on ESPN in the last 20 years.

How about Marmalard and Marmaduke for Cutler. You know, that big goofy dog with his antics.

strafen · 11-13-2009, 08:16 AM

Jay George!

Popps · 11-13-2009, 08:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Rohirrim

I always liked "Mopey." Made him sound like one of the seven dwarfs.

He's gone beyond mopey, though. He's blasting his teammates in the middle of games again.

He's more like angry-Jay, now.

gtown · 11-13-2009, 08:19 AM

I call him "the Matador" which is what he looks like when he tries to tackle the DB downfield after lofting up a surefire pick six.

loborugger · 11-13-2009, 08:23 AM

Being that its the name of his hometown, and he gives away the ball like he is one at a charity event, I nominate the following nickname...

Santa Claus

bronco militia · 11-13-2009, 08:26 AM

11-13-2009, 07:27 AM	#1
Rohirrim Partisan Human Cannonball Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Twixt Hell & Highwater Posts: 48,810	Cutler's New Nickname These guys have a point. It does seem that every time Cutler gets under the lights in a big game he folds up like a Walmart tent. http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com...es-bears-loss/ They give him the nickname: Prime Time.

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11-13-2009, 07:30 AM	#3
gtown Perennial Pro-bowler Hoya Saxa!! Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: DC Posts: 925 Adopt-a-Bronco: Juggernaut #46	All of this criticism of Cutler is just that, criticism. But did you know that he has a rocket arm? Bet you didn't know that.

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Broncomutt Truth is.... Goliath never stood a chance. Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Waxhaw, NC Posts: 1,092	Franchise QB!

11-13-2009, 07:35 AM	#7
Gort Registered User Gort has left the building Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 6,648	somebody else called him "Frown Cannon" on another thread. i kinda like that.

11-13-2009, 07:36 AM	#8
Rohirrim Partisan Human Cannonball Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Twixt Hell & Highwater Posts: 48,810	I like "Franchise" too.

11-13-2009, 07:38 AM	#11
Garcia Bronco Hokie since 1993 Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 45,989 Adopt-a-Bronco: Tom Jackson	I already came up with it months ago....He's the Interception Machine.

11-13-2009, 07:38 AM	#12
Bronco Yoda Stokley once... ...saved me from a beating Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 7,244	Chicago fans were texting into the postgame LITTLE LOTTO (for the pick 5 lottery game).

11-13-2009, 07:39 AM	#13
Garcia Bronco Hokie since 1993 Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 45,989 Adopt-a-Bronco: Tom Jackson	Franchise is taken.

11-13-2009, 07:49 AM	#14
gtown Perennial Pro-bowler Hoya Saxa!! Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: DC Posts: 925 Adopt-a-Bronco: Juggernaut #46	I saw Frown Cannon on Deadspin. Same guy who refers to Philip Rivers as Marmalard.

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Mr.Meanie Ring of Famer Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 2,590 Adopt-a-Bronco: None	Jay "Yips" Cutler you can credit Mr.Meanie when that catches the blogosphere by storm.

11-13-2009, 07:56 AM	#18
Rohirrim Partisan Human Cannonball Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Twixt Hell & Highwater Posts: 48,810	I always liked "Mopey." Made him sound like one of the seven dwarfs.

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strafen Karma Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 6,928 Adopt-a-Bronco: Elway	Jay George!

11-13-2009, 08:19 AM	#23
gtown Perennial Pro-bowler Hoya Saxa!! Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: DC Posts: 925 Adopt-a-Bronco: Juggernaut #46	I call him "the Matador" which is what he looks like when he tries to tackle the DB downfield after lofting up a surefire pick six.

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loborugger lost in the ether Did we finally get a FB??? Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: The 'cuse Posts: 5,783 Adopt-a-Bronco: Peyton Hillis	Being that its the name of his hometown, and he gives away the ball like he is one at a charity event, I nominate the following nickname... Santa Claus

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