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Old 10-31-2009, 11:43 PM   #1
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Ravens, Dirty Birds!
No D, you are very old,
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Old 11-01-2009, 12:10 AM   #2
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I once went to Baltimore,
There I met a dirty whore,
She said, "Watch out, I'm a walking disease"
I said, "I know, Ray Lewis stabbed you with ease"
she said, "that's why I cry all the time"
I said, "too bad, but I'll be fine!"



my wife said that it was very bad..
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Old 11-01-2009, 12:59 AM   #3
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Damn, Crush. That's not even a limerick.
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Old 11-01-2009, 01:04 AM   #4
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Black birds wait for us
To exorcise some demons
Black and purple tears
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Old 11-01-2009, 01:31 AM   #5
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I once went to Baltimore,
There I met a dirty whore,
She said, "Watch out, I'm a walking disease"
I said, "I know, Ray Lewis stabbed you with ease"
she said, "that's why I cry all the time"
I said, "too bad, but I'll be fine!"



my wife said that it was very bad..
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Old 11-01-2009, 05:29 AM   #6
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there once were some fans fromn maryland
who liked to smoke crack and watch football and
they showed up at the field
but their Ravens did yield
to the 7-0 Broncos, man.
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Old 11-01-2009, 05:32 AM   #7
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Balitmore Ravens

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Suck it hard.
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Old 11-01-2009, 06:37 AM   #8
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Prepare to be crushed

Suck it hard.
Need to work on your Haiku's.

5-7-5
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Old 11-01-2009, 06:57 AM   #9
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Ravens in the night
Ripped from the hearts of Cleveland
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Old 11-01-2009, 07:06 AM   #10
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Joe Flacco stands tall
Looking downfield for Todd Heap
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Old 11-01-2009, 07:08 AM   #11
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Dawkins is a beast
Like Lewis in a knife fight
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Old 11-01-2009, 07:12 AM   #12
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Ray belongs in cuffs
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Old 11-01-2009, 07:13 AM   #13
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Baltimore is plagued
Crime, drugs, disease and despare
The weather's nice, though
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Old 11-01-2009, 07:25 AM   #14
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There once was a guy named Ray,
Stabbed a guy for calling him Gay!
He said with a grin as the knife slide in,
Cause I'm famous, I'll get with it away!!

Weak I know!

* Does not intend to imply Ray Ray is Gay!
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Old 11-01-2009, 07:31 AM   #15
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There once was a guy from the East,
In the NFC was a Beast!
In Philly they are Vexed,
Denver's Opponants have been WeaponXed!
And taught our Defense on O's how to Feast!

Oh lord! Haven''t slept since yesterday...lol!
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Old 11-01-2009, 07:36 AM   #16
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Now lying on grass
Flacco staring at the sky
His Doom has found him!

Delirious men should not be allowed to type!
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His Doom has found him!

Delirious men should not be allowed to type!
Its laying but this is otherwise pretty good.
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