Monkey Prostitution! - The Orange Mane

ak1971 · 10-27-2009, 08:25 PM

Awesome simply awesome!

The capuchins, for their part, learned in a lab experiment that they could get Jell-O cubes and other treats in exchange for silver coins. Then came the day when one male monkey handed a coin to a female. Soon a researcher was witnessing “the first instance of monkey prostitution in the recorded history of science,” we read. This, not global warming, is what we expect from the partnership of Levitt, who teaches economics at the University of Chicago, and Dubner, an author and journalist

http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?p...d=asS9c3rTMKNc

Cool Breeze · 10-27-2009, 08:28 PM

We did descend from apes.?.

SJ Bronco · 10-27-2009, 08:29 PM

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Originally Posted by ak1971

Awesome simply awesome!

The capuchins, for their part, learned in a lab experiment that they could get Jell-O cubes and other treats in exchange for silver coins. Then came the day when one male monkey handed a coin to a female. Soon a researcher was witnessing “the first instance of monkey prostitution in the recorded history of science,” we read. This, not global warming, is what we expect from the partnership of Levitt, who teaches economics at the University of Chicago, and Dubner, an author and journalist

http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?p...d=asS9c3rTMKNc

In the animal kingdom, trading things like food and gifts for mating is actually quite common, and lets face it, we all know at least one woman that's gone home with us for nothing more than the car we drive or the clothes we wear, in expectation that she will get nice things from us in the future....of course we all know one that went home with you after Mcdonalds and movie popcorn too. It's a rough theory....

DHallblows · 10-27-2009, 09:51 PM

Wife caught you rubbing one out to animal porn again?

HAT · 10-27-2009, 10:06 PM

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/nationa...VskOuPMTIOgblK

DenverBrit · 10-27-2009, 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by ak1971

Awesome simply awesome!

The capuchins, for their part, learned in a lab experiment that they could get Jell-O cubes and other treats in exchange for silver coins. Then came the day when one male monkey handed a coin to a female. Soon a researcher was witnessing “the first instance of monkey prostitution in the recorded history of science,” we read. This, not global warming, is what we expect from the partnership of Levitt, who teaches economics at the University of Chicago, and Dubner, an author and journalist

http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?p...d=asS9c3rTMKNc

So that's where Raider's fans come from.

SJ Bronco · 10-27-2009, 10:16 PM

wrong thread

supermanhr9 · 10-28-2009, 06:01 AM

Man, this is funny. What a slut, that silly monkey.

Bronco Warrior · 10-28-2009, 07:46 AM

Munkey Sluts!!!

Rohirrim · 10-28-2009, 07:54 AM

Silver coins? Hell, I've never had to give up more than a fruit cup.

sirhcyennek81 · 10-28-2009, 08:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Cool Breeze

We did descend from apes.?.

No.

Apes, monkeys and humans share a common ancestor.

DenverBrit · 10-28-2009, 08:11 AM

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Originally Posted by sirhcyennek81

No.

Apes, monkeys and humans share a common ancestor.

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Beantown Bronco · 10-28-2009, 08:21 AM

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Originally Posted by SJ Bronco

we all know at least one woman that's gone home with us for nothing more than the car we drive or the clothes we wear

I don't know. Bob's beaten up Ford Tempo and jean shorts hardly make for a convincing argument here.

sirhcyennek81 · 10-28-2009, 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by DenverBrit

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Is bob a human, ape or monkey?

DenverBrit · 10-28-2009, 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by sirhcyennek81

Is bob a human, ape or monkey?

Hard to tell.

10-27-2009, 08:25 PM	#1
ak1971 uhhhh Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 5,536	Monkey Prostitution! Awesome simply awesome! The capuchins, for their part, learned in a lab experiment that they could get Jell-O cubes and other treats in exchange for silver coins. Then came the day when one male monkey handed a coin to a female. Soon a researcher was witnessing “the first instance of monkey prostitution in the recorded history of science,” we read. This, not global warming, is what we expect from the partnership of Levitt, who teaches economics at the University of Chicago, and Dubner, an author and journalist http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?p...d=asS9c3rTMKNc

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