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Old 10-27-2009, 08:25 PM   #1
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The capuchins, for their part, learned in a lab experiment that they could get Jell-O cubes and other treats in exchange for silver coins. Then came the day when one male monkey handed a coin to a female. Soon a researcher was witnessing “the first instance of monkey prostitution in the recorded history of science,” we read. This, not global warming, is what we expect from the partnership of Levitt, who teaches economics at the University of Chicago, and Dubner, an author and journalist

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Old 10-27-2009, 08:28 PM   #2
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We did descend from apes.?.
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Old 10-27-2009, 08:29 PM   #3
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The capuchins, for their part, learned in a lab experiment that they could get Jell-O cubes and other treats in exchange for silver coins. Then came the day when one male monkey handed a coin to a female. Soon a researcher was witnessing “the first instance of monkey prostitution in the recorded history of science,” we read. This, not global warming, is what we expect from the partnership of Levitt, who teaches economics at the University of Chicago, and Dubner, an author and journalist

http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?p...d=asS9c3rTMKNc
In the animal kingdom, trading things like food and gifts for mating is actually quite common, and lets face it, we all know at least one woman that's gone home with us for nothing more than the car we drive or the clothes we wear, in expectation that she will get nice things from us in the future....of course we all know one that went home with you after Mcdonalds and movie popcorn too. It's a rough theory....
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Old 10-27-2009, 09:51 PM   #4
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Wife caught you rubbing one out to animal porn again?
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Old 10-27-2009, 10:06 PM   #5
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Old 10-27-2009, 10:10 PM   #6
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The capuchins, for their part, learned in a lab experiment that they could get Jell-O cubes and other treats in exchange for silver coins. Then came the day when one male monkey handed a coin to a female. Soon a researcher was witnessing “the first instance of monkey prostitution in the recorded history of science,” we read. This, not global warming, is what we expect from the partnership of Levitt, who teaches economics at the University of Chicago, and Dubner, an author and journalist

http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?p...d=asS9c3rTMKNc

So that's where Raider's fans come from.
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Old 10-27-2009, 10:16 PM   #7
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Old 10-28-2009, 06:01 AM   #8
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Man, this is funny. What a slut, that silly monkey.
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Old 10-28-2009, 07:46 AM   #9
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Old 10-28-2009, 07:54 AM   #10
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Silver coins? Hell, I've never had to give up more than a fruit cup.
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We did descend from apes.?.

No.

Apes, monkeys and humans share a common ancestor.


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Old 10-28-2009, 08:21 AM   #13
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we all know at least one woman that's gone home with us for nothing more than the car we drive or the clothes we wear
I don't know. Bob's beaten up Ford Tempo and jean shorts hardly make for a convincing argument here.
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Old 10-28-2009, 03:23 PM   #14
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Is bob a human, ape or monkey?


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Old 10-28-2009, 05:04 PM   #15
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Is bob a human, ape or monkey?


Hard to tell.
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