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Old 10-27-2009, 09:59 AM   #1
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Found this article out there in cyberspace...just thought this forum needed another Cutler thread.....

It has been a bit of a hairy beginning in Chicago for new Bears quarterback Jay Cutler. The savior has been decidedly un-savior-like through six games, frowning his way up and down the field and throwing more interceptions than anyone this side of spaghetti-armed wonder Jake Delhomme.

And to think, Bears fans everywhere were convinced this shoulder-slumping chump was set to be the next Sid Luckman. Everyone knows Sid Luckman had perfect posture. He did frown, sure, but only at Nazis. And Luckman most certainly wouldn't be caught dead fraternizing with the enemy.


It has become abundantly clear this season that Jay Cutler is no Sid Luckman. He's a wuss, a momma's boy, a namby-pamby. His taste in contemporary pop music only reinforces this.


Kelly Clarkson performed a five-song acoustic set at Hub 51 (51 W. Hubbard St.) on Monday in front of 101.9 FM contest winners and invited guests, including Jay Cutler. The Bears quarterback had dinner and watched as Clarkson sang locker room favorites "I Do Not Hook Up " and "My Life Would Suck Without You."


Bears backup QB Caleb Hanie joined Cutler at the show, which means Cutler likely used the phrase "If I'm going down, you're going down with me" a few times Monday.


The hits keep on coming. 101.9 FM? I knew Jay Cutler's manhood was as questionable as his red zone decision making, but still never would have him pegged for an Eric and Kathy fan. And if you're going to attend something like this, don't you have to bring, you know, a girl instead of your backup?

Sheesh.

Is it too late to get Orton back?



http://www.tremendousupsidepotential...y-clarkson.php
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Old 10-27-2009, 10:03 AM   #2
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Old 10-27-2009, 10:06 AM   #3
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FWIW, I like Kelly Clarkson.
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Rooting against Jay Cutler is so much more fun than rooting for him.
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Old 10-27-2009, 10:09 AM   #5
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Old 10-27-2009, 10:12 AM   #6
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Rooting against Jay Cutler is so much more fun than rooting for him.
this. he is just making it way too easy for us haters too... I don't even have to try anymore, Jay just does it all for us.
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Old 10-27-2009, 10:13 AM   #7
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Thinking of something witty to say, but I can't. I guess I'll only sum the story up:

Jay Cutler and a former CSU Ram went to an accoustic Kelly Clarkson set the day after a 45 point beat down. Then they went to try on sunglasses and shared a banana split.
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Old 10-27-2009, 10:17 AM   #8
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Then they went to Milawakee and re enacted the beginning of Laverne and Shirley Show
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Old 10-27-2009, 10:32 AM   #9
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Then they went to the 10:15 showing of "Love Happens".
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I heard Jay Cutler listens to Creed on his iPod.
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Old 10-27-2009, 10:34 AM   #11
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Old 10-27-2009, 10:44 AM   #12
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this. he is just making it way too easy for us haters too... I don't even have to try anymore, Jay just does it all for us.
with him making it so easy, it is beginning to lose its novelty and just get sad.

i feel bad for the Chicago fans. they dump the best QB on their roster as basically a throw in for a 5th round pick to package and get Cutler, only to find out that Cutler isn't the god he is made out to be in the media, and are forced to watch Orton begin to blossom into a QB moving towards elite status.
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Old 10-27-2009, 10:49 AM   #13
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with him making it so easy, it is beginning to lose its novelty and just get sad.

i feel bad for the Chicago fans. they dump the best QB on their roster as basically a throw in for a 5th round pick to package and get Cutler, only to find out that Cutler isn't the god he is made out to be in the media, and are forced to watch Orton begin to blossom into a QB moving towards elite status.
I dont... they are getting what they wanted, a strong armed QB who can make all the throws, but doesn't know how to win.

He doesn't look any different to me then he has the last 3 years

Plus with my dad being a bears fan, I haven't seen him bring out his cutler Jersey since the preseason... I take it out his closet after loses just to remind him though...
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unless the story ended with he ditched Hanie and then nailed Clarkson, i am calling into question Jay's sexual preference
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unless the story ended with he ditched Hanie and then nailed Clarkson, i am calling into question Jay's sexual preference
has she always been this "big"? I thought i remember her being kinda cute...


they do have matching chins i suppose

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has she always been this "big"? I thought i remember her being kinda cute...



i wouldn't hit it, even when she was thin, she still had an ugly face.

i just think that should have been Jay's main reason to be there, to bang a celebrity.
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Old 10-27-2009, 10:58 AM   #17
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I have defended Jay a lot but he makes it hard. I don't think I have ever heard that he is hanging out with women. The only girls he is ever with are the wives/gfs of his teammates as he hangs out with them. Then he goes on to throw 10 picks so far this season. Bad form Jay. I may have to stop defending you.
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Old 10-27-2009, 11:00 AM   #18
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i wouldn't hit it, even when she was thin, she still had an ugly face.

i just think that should have been Jay's main reason to be there, to bang a celebrity.
Didn't he already do that?
He did **** himself by whining his way out of Denver.
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Didn't he already do that?
He did **** himself by whining his way out of Denver.
i don't consider him a celebrity. local celebrity maybe. but outside of the NFL followers no one knows who Jay Cutler is.

in fact on google images if you look for Jay Cutler pictures, it brings up more pictures of a bodybuilder named Jay Cutler than it does for him.
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The hits keep on coming. 101.9 FM? I knew Jay Cutler's manhood was as questionable as his red zone decision making, but still never would have him pegged for an Eric and Kathy fan. And if you're going to attend something like this, don't you have to bring, you know, a girl instead of your backup?

Sheesh.
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Old 10-27-2009, 11:26 AM   #21
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i don't consider him a celebrity. local celebrity maybe. but outside of the NFL followers no one knows who Jay Cutler is.

in fact on google images if you look for Jay Cutler pictures, it brings up more pictures of a bodybuilder named Jay Cutler than it does for him.
Does he resemble the REV? That would explain a lot!
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always pretty funny to hear a bunch of internet losers talking about who they would and wouldnt bang.
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has she always been this "big"? I thought i remember her being kinda cute...


they do have matching chins i suppose

She is what Kingneckbeard would only use the tip drill on!!!
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Brian Griese was right......Chicago fans are more ruthless than any other fan base he's been a part of
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