if Jay Cutler were a tree... - The Orange Mane

Gort · 10-23-2009, 05:02 PM

... what sort of tree would he be? i say "weeping willow".

ps, kyle orton would be a mighty sequoia.

note - this thread is my contribution to flood of dumb bye week OT threads.

TheDave · 10-23-2009, 05:04 PM

Orton is a christmas tree... Though short term, it sure brings a bunch of happiness while it's in your living room.

Schism · 10-23-2009, 05:05 PM

gyldenlove · 10-23-2009, 05:40 PM

Kyle Orton would be a neckbearded oak.

Popps · 10-23-2009, 05:48 PM

Tell me that doesn't look like a guy throwing an interception off of his back foot!

baja · 10-23-2009, 05:48 PM

I would like to reserve Mistletoe for Jay and Buff

Rocket 7 · 10-23-2009, 05:54 PM

Barbara Walters is that you?

Schism · 10-23-2009, 05:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Popps

Tell me that doesn't look like a guy throwing an interception off of his back foot!

*Stands up and claps at the monitor*

Rockybronk · 10-23-2009, 06:08 PM

I vote for Bitternut Hickory (Yellow-Bud) it's a shade tree....it's hard for anything to grow in it's shadow.

About Bitternut Hickory Trees: Yellow-Bud Hickory is one of the easiest tree species to identify. The yellow bud alone makes it difficult to mistake for another species and combined with the alternate compound leaves and relatively large nuts, it is very distinctive. The nuts are reported to be bitter, as one of the common names suggests. The lighter colored shallow cracks in the younger bark are roughly similar to those of young Shagbark Hickory, but the mature bark of Yellow-bud Hickory does not split so deeply. Yellow-bud Hickory grows most often in deciduous forests, but it is seldom if ever a dominant species. It is apparently absent from the extreme northern counties.

KillerBronco#76 · 10-23-2009, 06:20 PM

Kyle Orton would be A White Oak, so he can hold 53 gallons of Jack Daniels...

CBF1 · 10-23-2009, 06:21 PM

I would chop down the Cutler tree and throw it in the fireplace.

Eldorado · 10-23-2009, 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Popps

Tell me that doesn't look like a guy throwing an interception off of his back foot!

wow.

:speechless:

Hogan11 · 10-23-2009, 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheDave

Orton is a christmas tree... Though short term, it sure brings a bunch of happiness while it's in your living room.

Whilst Cutler is more like this Xmas tree

Are those Bears colors Charles is wearing?

HEAV · 10-23-2009, 07:11 PM

Cutler would be a Crabapple tree. Produces a little fruit, but not enough to fill you up, so you would rather find a real apple tree.

sirhcyennek81 · 10-23-2009, 07:17 PM

Hmm...A pinetree. They blow up when you apply heat...

baja · 10-23-2009, 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sirhcyennek81

Hmm...A pinetree. They blow up when you apply heat...

Winner!!!!

Bronx33 · 10-23-2009, 07:43 PM

p***Ywillow

Bronx33 · 10-23-2009, 07:50 PM

jay is more like a bush.

Gcver2ver3 · 10-23-2009, 07:58 PM

a CRABTREE...

he's a spoiled diva just like crabtree...just plays a different position...

Man-Goblin · 10-23-2009, 09:59 PM

I dunno. But if you ever decide to count his rings you will find zero.

listopencil · 10-23-2009, 10:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Popps

Tell me that doesn't look like a guy throwing an interception off of his back foot!

****ing awesome.

broncocalijohn · 10-23-2009, 11:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sirhcyennek81

Hmm...A pinetree. They blow up when you apply heat...

DING DING DING! CHRIS is the winna.
Popps gets best picture-very nice and I see the resemblance.

Rock Chalk · 10-23-2009, 11:17 PM

CHris and Popps nailed this thread.

KillerBronco#76 nailed Orton.

Bronx33 · 10-24-2009, 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by McMan-Goblin

I dunno. But if you ever decide to count his rings you will find zero.

touche'

Circle Orange · 10-24-2009, 07:06 PM

An ash, because he's so pale. Pasty, doughy pale.

10-23-2009, 05:02 PM	#1
Gort Registered User Gort has left the building Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 6,648	if Jay Cutler were a tree... ... what sort of tree would he be? i say "weeping willow". ps, kyle orton would be a mighty sequoia. note - this thread is my contribution to flood of dumb bye week OT threads.

10-23-2009, 07:50 PM	#18
Bronx33 lets go partner Rumpson Rocks Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Lakewood,Colo Posts: 41,221 Adopt-a-Bronco: Woodyard	jay is more like a bush. Last edited by Bronx33; 10-23-2009 at 08:02 PM..

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10-23-2009, 05:04 PM	#2
TheDave Sauced... Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 15,120	Orton is a christmas tree... Though short term, it sure brings a bunch of happiness while it's in your living room.

10-23-2009, 05:05 PM	#3
Schism Ring of Famer New to the Forum Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 2,920 Adopt-a-Bronco: None

10-23-2009, 05:40 PM	#4
gyldenlove Ring of Famer Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London, ON Posts: 10,024 Adopt-a-Bronco: Spencer Larsen	Kyle Orton would be a neckbearded oak.

10-23-2009, 05:48 PM	#5
Popps TEAM FIRST. Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 29,785	Tell me that doesn't look like a guy throwing an interception off of his back foot!

10-23-2009, 05:48 PM	#6
baja It is what it Is. Pay attention. Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 53,860 Adopt-a-Bronco: Buy My Book	I would like to reserve Mistletoe for Jay and Buff

10-23-2009, 05:54 PM	#7
Rocket 7 Formerly known as Dipso Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Las Cruces, NM Posts: 4,723 Adopt-a-Bronco: Paul Smith 70	Barbara Walters is that you?

10-23-2009, 06:08 PM	#9
Rockybronk Looking thru Orange Eyes Lb. for Lb. #49-D.Smith top hitter Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: North Dakota Posts: 85	I vote for Bitternut Hickory (Yellow-Bud) it's a shade tree....it's hard for anything to grow in it's shadow. About *Bitternut Hickory Trees:* Yellow-Bud Hickory is one of the easiest tree species to identify. The yellow bud alone makes it difficult to mistake for another species and combined with the alternate compound leaves and relatively large nuts, it is very distinctive. The nuts are reported to be bitter, as one of the common names suggests. The lighter colored shallow cracks in the younger bark are roughly similar to those of young Shagbark Hickory, but the mature bark of Yellow-bud Hickory does not split so deeply. Yellow-bud Hickory grows most often in deciduous forests, but it is seldom if ever a dominant species. It is apparently absent from the extreme northern counties.

10-23-2009, 06:20 PM	#10
KillerBronco#76 Perennial Pro-bowler "The Beast" From the east Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 899	Kyle Orton would be A White Oak, so he can hold 53 gallons of Jack Daniels...

10-23-2009, 06:21 PM	#11
CBF1 Ring of Famer No avatar is the new avatar Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: SoCal Posts: 14,907 Adopt-a-Bronco: Jack Del rio	I would chop down the Cutler tree and throw it in the fireplace.

10-23-2009, 07:11 PM	#14
HEAV Ring of Famer It's about the Team Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Ville Posts: 12,077 Adopt-a-Bronco: Brian Dawkins	Cutler would be a Crabapple tree. Produces a little fruit, but not enough to fill you up, so you would rather find a real apple tree.

10-23-2009, 07:17 PM	#15
sirhcyennek81 Yes...swooping is bad... Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Florence, Colorado Posts: 20,668 Adopt-a-Bronco: All of them.	Hmm...A pinetree. They blow up when you apply heat...

10-23-2009, 07:43 PM	#17
Bronx33 lets go partner Rumpson Rocks Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Lakewood,Colo Posts: 41,221 Adopt-a-Bronco: Woodyard	p***Ywillow

10-23-2009, 07:58 PM	#19
Gcver2ver3 Ring of Famer Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Tampa Bay, FL Posts: 6,629 Adopt-a-Bronco: not Lance Ball	a CRABTREE... he's a spoiled diva just like crabtree...just plays a different position...

10-23-2009, 09:59 PM	#20
Man-Goblin Giving You The Business Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Huntersville, NC Posts: 5,588 Adopt-a-Bronco: Woodyard	I dunno. But if you ever decide to count his rings you will find zero.

10-23-2009, 11:17 PM	#23
Rock Chalk Cheeky Bastards Laus Deo Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: The Backside of the Internet Posts: 29,940 Adopt-a-Bronco: Chris Harris	CHris and Popps nailed this thread. KillerBronco#76 nailed Orton.

10-24-2009, 07:06 PM	#25
Circle Orange SPOT ON. Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: The Styxx, D.C. Posts: 3,956	An ash, because he's so pale. Pasty, doughy pale.