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Old 10-23-2009, 05:02 PM   #1
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Default if Jay Cutler were a tree...

... what sort of tree would he be? i say "weeping willow".

ps, kyle orton would be a mighty sequoia.

note - this thread is my contribution to flood of dumb bye week OT threads.
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Old 10-23-2009, 05:04 PM   #2
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Orton is a christmas tree... Though short term, it sure brings a bunch of happiness while it's in your living room.
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Old 10-23-2009, 05:05 PM   #3
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Old 10-23-2009, 05:40 PM   #4
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Kyle Orton would be a neckbearded oak.

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Old 10-23-2009, 05:48 PM   #5
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Tell me that doesn't look like a guy throwing an interception off of his back foot!
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Old 10-23-2009, 05:48 PM   #6
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I would like to reserve Mistletoe for Jay and Buff
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Old 10-23-2009, 05:59 PM   #8
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Tell me that doesn't look like a guy throwing an interception off of his back foot!
*Stands up and claps at the monitor*
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Old 10-23-2009, 06:08 PM   #9
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I vote for Bitternut Hickory (Yellow-Bud) it's a shade tree....it's hard for anything to grow in it's shadow.

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Bitternut Hickory Trees: Yellow-Bud Hickory is one of the easiest tree species to identify. The yellow bud alone makes it difficult to mistake for another species and combined with the alternate compound leaves and relatively large nuts, it is very distinctive. The nuts are reported to be bitter, as one of the common names suggests. The lighter colored shallow cracks in the younger bark are roughly similar to those of young Shagbark Hickory, but the mature bark of Yellow-bud Hickory does not split so deeply. Yellow-bud Hickory grows most often in deciduous forests, but it is seldom if ever a dominant species. It is apparently absent from the extreme northern counties.
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Old 10-23-2009, 06:20 PM   #10
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Kyle Orton would be A White Oak, so he can hold 53 gallons of Jack Daniels...

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Old 10-23-2009, 06:21 PM   #11
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I would chop down the Cutler tree and throw it in the fireplace.
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Old 10-23-2009, 06:25 PM   #12
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Tell me that doesn't look like a guy throwing an interception off of his back foot!
wow.


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Old 10-23-2009, 06:41 PM   #13
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Orton is a christmas tree... Though short term, it sure brings a bunch of happiness while it's in your living room.
Whilst Cutler is more like this Xmas tree



Are those Bears colors Charles is wearing?
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Old 10-23-2009, 07:11 PM   #14
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Cutler would be a Crabapple tree. Produces a little fruit, but not enough to fill you up, so you would rather find a real apple tree.
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Old 10-23-2009, 07:17 PM   #15
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Hmm...A pinetree. They blow up when you apply heat...


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Old 10-23-2009, 07:35 PM   #16
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Hmm...A pinetree. They blow up when you apply heat...



Winner!!!!
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Old 10-23-2009, 07:43 PM   #17
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Old 10-23-2009, 07:50 PM   #18
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jay is more like a bush.

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Old 10-23-2009, 07:58 PM   #19
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a CRABTREE...

he's a spoiled diva just like crabtree...just plays a different position...
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Old 10-23-2009, 09:59 PM   #20
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I dunno. But if you ever decide to count his rings you will find zero.
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Old 10-23-2009, 10:00 PM   #21
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****ing awesome.
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Old 10-23-2009, 11:05 PM   #22
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Hmm...A pinetree. They blow up when you apply heat...


DING DING DING! CHRIS is the winna.
Popps gets best picture-very nice and I see the resemblance.
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Old 10-23-2009, 11:17 PM   #23
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CHris and Popps nailed this thread.

KillerBronco#76 nailed Orton.
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Old 10-24-2009, 07:00 PM   #24
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Old 10-24-2009, 07:06 PM   #25
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An ash, because he's so pale. Pasty, doughy pale.
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