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Old 10-20-2009, 09:02 PM   #1
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Default Hours after Signing: Pigeon already a true Raider: Run in with the law!

Report out of Oakland: Just hours after signing with the Oakland Raiders for a lot of SCRATCH, "Pigeon" was seen outside a local night spot across the Bay in San Franscico..well above it on a billboard. When a disruption broke out between "Pigeon" and some of his less reputable companions, Police were called to the scene. When the officers arrived,a department spokeperson said that as a officer approach "Pigeon" and the others "Pigeon" attempted to flee the scene and in doing so "Crapped" on Officer StephOn 'sweetpants" Johnson striking him in the face and shoulders with fecal matter! Pigeon will be screened by the SF County prosecutors office for charges of Obstruction of Justice, Fleeing the scene.., and Assaulting a Police Officer! Department Spokesperson said that they are pushing the DA for a Hate Crime Enhancement because they feel that Pigeon's actions were motivated by "Hate" because he knew Officer SweetPants" Johnson is Gay!

When reached for Comment: Pigeon responded by saying that the Disturbance had been started by another Pigeon trying to sell him sub-quality product, Not the good seed he was used too, and that a noisy squabbly broke out! As for the Assault on a Police Officer: He was startled and believed the Man was just a member of the "Village People" tribute group performing at the popular gay night club below the billboard, and did not realize he was a real Oficer. Pigeon or "P-Diz" as he is known on the street, strenuously denies any premedition or malice due to his orientation!

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Old 10-20-2009, 09:36 PM   #2
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Pigeon was doing his own version of "making it rain". Which is why he quickly earned the nickname "Stoolie".
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Old 10-21-2009, 12:11 AM   #3
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He now has his own "Pigeratzzi" following his every move!
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Desperate for a boost too, the San Iego announced an open tryout for Special teams players to Boost THEIR Kick Coverage as well!
Hundreds gathered outside the stadium today for the try out!

One hopeful was selected and upon signing as a Charger, immediately l;eft the stadium and attacked a small asian woman!
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Heard a rumor that the Raiders pigeon is Asian? Any know if that's true?

If so, the Raiders better look after it on November 1st, I hear Merriman is already talking smack on it! Never know with him, ... he might choke it out and try to gang-bang it!?!
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Heard a rumor that the Raiders pigeon is Asian? Any know if that's true?

If so, the Raiders better look after it on November 1st, I hear Merriman is already talking smack on it! Never know with him, ... he might choke it out and try to gang-bang it!?!
"Pigeon" isn't Asian but has appeared on Bi-sexual Dating reality TV show on the CARRIER CHANNEL!
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