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Old 10-19-2009, 10:52 PM   #1
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Default Dear Brandon, It's your bye week...

....With much love and trust and as a group of your diehard fans we have put together this list of things you can do on bye week that will hopefully keep the team as your #1 focus:
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Old 10-19-2009, 10:54 PM   #2
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Old 10-19-2009, 10:54 PM   #3
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Old 10-19-2009, 10:56 PM   #4
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Old 10-19-2009, 10:57 PM   #8
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Old 10-19-2009, 10:57 PM   #9
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Old 10-19-2009, 10:57 PM   #10
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Don't worry about people playing on your phone. It ain't that serious.
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Old 10-19-2009, 10:58 PM   #12
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Old 10-19-2009, 10:58 PM   #13
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Old 10-19-2009, 10:59 PM   #15
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Old 10-19-2009, 10:59 PM   #16
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**** that. I don't like people playin on my phone.
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Old 10-19-2009, 11:00 PM   #17
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Old 10-19-2009, 11:02 PM   #19
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Old 10-19-2009, 11:04 PM   #20
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This thread is gold. We need to round up between 5-10 responses and make it into a poll of "what do you think BMarsh will do?"
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Old 10-19-2009, 11:10 PM   #23
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Old 10-19-2009, 11:32 PM   #25
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