Dear Brandon, It's your bye week... - The Orange Mane

Vegas_Bronco · 10-19-2009, 09:52 PM

....With much love and trust and as a group of your diehard fans we have put together this list of things you can do on bye week that will hopefully keep the team as your #1 focus:

bronco0608 · 10-19-2009, 09:54 PM

1. No going Chuck Norris on your lady friend

RhymesayersDU · 10-19-2009, 09:54 PM

2) Don't go to Vegas, get loaded, and beat your fiance.

bronco0608 · 10-19-2009, 09:56 PM

If someone says, "hit this." Say no.

BigPlayShay · 10-19-2009, 09:56 PM

3) Head straight to Rod Smith's basement. Enjoy some of his coffee.

bronco0608 · 10-19-2009, 09:56 PM

If you start to see blood, stop.

LRtagger · 10-19-2009, 09:56 PM

4) No making it rain on them hoes

Prodigal19 · 10-19-2009, 09:57 PM

Stay away from TV sets

Bronx33 · 10-19-2009, 09:57 PM

pratice not kicking balls on the ground.

SouthCarolinaBronco · 10-19-2009, 09:57 PM

Do whatever Rod Smith says at all freaking times.

bronco0608 · 10-19-2009, 09:57 PM

Don't worry about people playing on your phone. It ain't that serious.

BigPlayShay · 10-19-2009, 09:58 PM

Absolutely no McDonald's under any circumstance. Try a McDaniel's burger instead.

broncolife · 10-19-2009, 09:58 PM

quick someone handcuff his arse to Stokley for the bye

bronco0608 · 10-19-2009, 09:58 PM

It you hit her more than twice during nookie, it ain't rough sex. Not for you at least.

bronco0608 · 10-19-2009, 09:59 PM

If you are in an establishment where you see thongs and alcohol, run.

Baba Booey · 10-19-2009, 09:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bronco0608

Don't worry about people playing on your phone. It ain't that serious.

**** that. I don't like people playin on my phone.

Bronx33 · 10-19-2009, 10:00 PM

( don't leave the house) Drop some X and tear the old lady up for two weeks.

bronco0608 · 10-19-2009, 10:01 PM

Don't yell at cops, babies, or senior citizens. You really can't win in that situation.

80smith · 10-19-2009, 10:02 PM

Grow a neckbeard.

epicSocialism4tw · 10-19-2009, 10:04 PM

Volunteer at a local church bake sale and hang out with a bunch of grandmas.

kmonty · 10-19-2009, 10:04 PM

Your gf's hot. Just, y'know... yeah, y'know.

RhymesayersDU · 10-19-2009, 10:05 PM

This thread is gold. We need to round up between 5-10 responses and make it into a poll of "what do you think BMarsh will do?"

McDman · 10-19-2009, 10:10 PM

Use a sack of oranges, it doesn't leave bruises.

Gort · 10-19-2009, 10:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Prodigal19

Stay away from TV sets

and McDonald's bags

Steve Sewell · 10-19-2009, 10:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SouthCarolinaBronco

Do whatever Rod Smith says at all freaking times.

Addendum: Except when it comes to relations with your lady friend.

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10-19-2009, 09:52 PM	#1
Vegas_Bronco Ring of Famer Fear is a lack of preparation. Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: 63 Yards Out Posts: 4,031 Adopt-a-Bronco: 1 Elam 1	Dear Brandon, It's your bye week... ....With much love and trust and as a group of your diehard fans we have put together this list of things you can do on bye week that will hopefully keep the team as your #1 focus:

10-19-2009, 09:54 PM	#2
bronco0608 Ring of Famer New to the Forum Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 1,177 Adopt-a-Bronco: None	1. No going Chuck Norris on your lady friend

10-19-2009, 09:54 PM	#3
RhymesayersDU Go Broncos, Nuggets, Rox GANGNAM STYLE Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Back In The 303! Posts: 14,813 Adopt-a-Bronco: Ty Lawson	2) Don't go to Vegas, get loaded, and beat your fiance.

10-19-2009, 09:56 PM	#4
bronco0608 Ring of Famer New to the Forum Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 1,177 Adopt-a-Bronco: None	If someone says, "hit this." Say no.

10-19-2009, 09:56 PM	#5
BigPlayShay Ring of Famer Novaking Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 4,238 Adopt-a-Bronco: Got Cut	3) Head straight to Rod Smith's basement. Enjoy some of his coffee.

10-19-2009, 09:56 PM	#7
LRtagger Ring of Famer CUT THAT MEAT Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,258 Adopt-a-Bronco: None	4) No making it rain on them hoes

10-19-2009, 09:57 PM	#8
Prodigal19 Seasoned Veteran Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 390	Stay away from TV sets

10-19-2009, 09:57 PM	#9
Bronx33 lets go partner Rumpson Rocks Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Lakewood,Colo Posts: 41,221 Adopt-a-Bronco: Woodyard	pratice not kicking balls on the ground.

10-19-2009, 09:57 PM	#10
SouthCarolinaBronco Seasoned Veteran Dixieland Denver Fan Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Columbia, SC Posts: 286 Adopt-a-Bronco: Josh McDaniels	Do whatever Rod Smith says at all freaking times.

10-19-2009, 09:58 PM	#12
BigPlayShay Ring of Famer Novaking Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 4,238 Adopt-a-Bronco: Got Cut	Absolutely no McDonald's under any circumstance. Try a McDaniel's burger instead.

10-19-2009, 09:58 PM	#13
broncolife Master masturbator! Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Escondido, CA Posts: 3,395	quick someone handcuff his arse to Stokley for the bye

10-19-2009, 09:59 PM	#15
bronco0608 Ring of Famer New to the Forum Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 1,177 Adopt-a-Bronco: None	If you are in an establishment where you see thongs and alcohol, run.

10-19-2009, 10:00 PM	#17
Bronx33 lets go partner Rumpson Rocks Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Lakewood,Colo Posts: 41,221 Adopt-a-Bronco: Woodyard	( don't leave the house) Drop some X and tear the old lady up for two weeks.

10-19-2009, 10:01 PM	#18
bronco0608 Ring of Famer New to the Forum Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 1,177 Adopt-a-Bronco: None	Don't yell at cops, babies, or senior citizens. You really can't win in that situation.

10-19-2009, 10:02 PM	#19
80smith Perennial Pro-bowler Love me some grilled food! Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 819	Grow a neckbeard.

10-19-2009, 10:04 PM	#20
epicSocialism4tw Tebowing the long haul all the way to the title Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: TX, USA Posts: 37,072 Adopt-a-Bronco: Champ Bailey	Volunteer at a local church bake sale and hang out with a bunch of grandmas.

10-19-2009, 10:04 PM	#21
kmonty BT Blogger Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Flagstaff, AZ Posts: 1,113 Adopt-a-Bronco: Sweet Feet	Your gf's hot. Just, y'know... yeah, y'know.

10-19-2009, 10:05 PM	#22
RhymesayersDU Go Broncos, Nuggets, Rox GANGNAM STYLE Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Back In The 303! Posts: 14,813 Adopt-a-Bronco: Ty Lawson	This thread is gold. We need to round up between 5-10 responses and make it into a poll of "what do you think BMarsh will do?"

10-19-2009, 10:10 PM	#23
McDman Ring of Famer Huzzah! Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Knoxville, TN Posts: 3,699 Adopt-a-Bronco: None	Use a sack of oranges, it doesn't leave bruises.