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Old 09-14-2009, 09:44 AM   #1
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Old 09-14-2009, 09:46 AM   #2
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Old 09-14-2009, 09:46 AM   #3
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Old 09-14-2009, 09:47 AM   #4
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I dont care who you are, that's funny ****.
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Old 09-14-2009, 09:50 AM   #5
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hahaha....great stuff
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Old 09-14-2009, 09:51 AM   #6
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thats just wrong .............
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Old 09-14-2009, 09:52 AM   #7
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I should be receiving hate mail from Chicago fans very, very soon.
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Old 09-14-2009, 09:52 AM   #8
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did you post this ad ??
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Old 09-14-2009, 09:53 AM   #9
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did you post this ad ??
Yeppo.
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very clever, I just sent it to all bears fans at my work, lets hope it stays up on craigslist for awhile
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Old 09-14-2009, 09:56 AM   #11
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Old 09-14-2009, 09:58 AM   #12
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Old 09-14-2009, 10:00 AM   #13
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**** even I laughed.

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Old 09-14-2009, 10:08 AM   #14
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I didn't the dog comparison, is it because he threw 4 INT's, you don't find him more attractive than Orton,or did you think he was dogging it by throwing 4 ints?

I didn't get it.

If there was a good reason to compare him to a dog you could have said he "****s the bed a lot", whines at night, throws frisbee into double coverage, and likes to lick on bones but I am guessing you thought what you wrote was comedy gold.

I am sure Chicago's AM1000 will be reporting about this and it will make the news.
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Old 09-14-2009, 10:09 AM   #15
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Old 09-14-2009, 10:12 AM   #16
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Now thats funny!
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Old 09-14-2009, 10:13 AM   #17
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I didn't the dog comparison, is it because he threw 4 INT's, you don't find him more attractive than Orton,or did you think he was dogging it by throwing 4 ints?

I didn't get it.

If there was a good reason to compare him to a dog you could have said he "****s the bed a lot", whines at night, throws frisbee into double coverage, and likes to lick on bones but I am guessing you thought what you wrote was comedy gold.

I am sure Chicago's AM1000 will be reporting about this and it will make the news.
oooh, are your feelings hurt for some reason? Took me 5 minutes to post that, and yes, I thought it was reasonably funny. Perhaps I'll use some of your suggestions next time, and you'll be able to laugh enough to get the stick out of your ass for 10 minutes. Wouldn't that be something.

Oh, and I compared him to a dog because it's in the PETS section of Craigslist. Could have put him in "for sale" I suppose, but again, the whole thing took me 5 minutes.

Sorry you're too uptight to enjoy... anything...
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Old 09-14-2009, 10:16 AM   #18
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Old 09-14-2009, 10:17 AM   #19
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Here it is just in case it is flagged. Moose, you can put him in the barter/trade section too. Maybe offer Orton straight up for him or take gift cards in exchange. You can edit your original one and put new ideas in there.

If ya dont mind......

Bored, but never boring, Jaycee, our disgruntled pomeranian/hound mix, available for pickup at any time.

Needs a good home, at least a "10," (9 need not apply). Great at crotch sniffing, but cries a lot and is regularly butthurt.

Not terribly loyal, but might get better with time in a better home. Regularly tells us he's stronger than Benji or Lassie.

Tends to yell a lot at owners or be completely disinterested.

Listens to a lot of My Chemical Romance records. Has a tendency to bite the hand that feeds him.

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BTW: VERY FUNNY. You will be repped.
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Old 09-14-2009, 10:22 AM   #20
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"Has a tendency to bite the hand that feeds him"

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Old 09-14-2009, 10:22 AM   #21
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Old 09-14-2009, 10:23 AM   #22
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Old 09-14-2009, 10:38 AM   #23
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Old 09-14-2009, 10:42 AM   #24
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Old 09-14-2009, 11:04 AM   #25
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