Simple Question:Why did the Chicken cross the road? - The Orange Mane

bronclvr · 09-09-2009, 05:59 AM

BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a change! The chicken wanted change!

JOHN MCCAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.

SARAH PALIN: You betcha he crossed the road, but let’s not talk about that, let’s talk about energy policy, and how gosh darn hard it is for a middle-class hockey mom to manage the budget of the only state in America with a massive surplus, especially while surrounded by countless Russian and Canadian chickens we have to keep an eye on.

HILLARY CLINTON: When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure - right from Day One! - that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn’t about me.

GEORGE W. BUSH: We don’t really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.

DICK CHENEY: Where’s my gun?

COLIN POWELL: Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.

BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken…What is your definition of crossing?

AL GORE: I invented the chicken.

JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken’s intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.

AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens.

OPRAH: Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I’m going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.

ANDERSON COOPER, CNN: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.

NANCY GRACE: That chicken crossed the road because he’s guilty! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.

PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.

DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I’ve not been told.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain… alone.

JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Can’t you people see the plain truth? That’s why they call it the ‘other side.’ Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay, too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like the other side.’ That chicken should not be crossing the road. It’s as plain and as simple as that.

GRANDPA: In my day, we didn’t ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.

ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.

ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?

COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?

WolfpackGuy · 09-09-2009, 06:59 AM

"THE COACH": To come into Pat Bowlen's house and poop all over the carpet.

TheElusiveKyleOrton · 09-09-2009, 07:15 AM

Jay Cutler: Because he was disrespected, and wanted to cry. Then he changed his facebook status to "it's complicated."

ColoradoDarin · 09-09-2009, 07:17 AM

bronclvr: because I don't know what in season mode means

broncobum6162 · 09-09-2009, 07:52 AM

From Bronco Fans: He wanted to sh#@%t on our season...... Again!

55CrushEm · 09-09-2009, 07:55 AM

I don't know.......

But I know why Mock crossed the road.....

Because his d i c k was caught in the chicken.

gtown · 09-09-2009, 08:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThatOneDenverMooseGuy

Jay Cutler: Because he was disrespected, and wanted to cry. Then he changed his facebook status to "it's complicated."

bronclvr · 09-09-2009, 08:59 AM

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Originally Posted by ColoradoDarin

bronclvr: because I don't know what in season mode means

ColoradoDarin,

Here is the Heading under "Orange Mane Central Discussion"-
"This is our "Mane" attraction. The best Denver Broncos discussion on the Internet. Currently in "Off Season Mode." All discussion topics welcome"

ghwk · 09-09-2009, 08:59 AM

McSkillet - Because the damn liberals told him social welfare would take of him and he'd never have to work again!

bronco militia · 09-09-2009, 09:00 AM

I think i'm going to punch a baby

Lev Vyvanse · 09-09-2009, 09:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bronclvr

ColoradoDarin,

Here is the Heading under "Orange Mane Central Discussion"-
"This is our "Mane" attraction. The best Denver Broncos discussion on the Internet. Currently in "Off Season Mode." All discussion topics welcome"

http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showthread.php?t=82837
Keep up

bronclvr · 09-09-2009, 09:31 AM

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Originally Posted by McTrueOne

http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showthread.php?t=82837
Keep up

Then the Forum Heading should be changed as I don't read every single Post-

The Lone Bolt · 09-09-2009, 09:44 AM

Gaffney: It was a remote-controlled mini-nuke chicken! The real chicken is being secretly held by the government! Wake up sheeple! We need a real investigation!!!

Rohirrim · 09-09-2009, 11:35 AM

He crossed the road because he was trying to get away from ****ty threads he's seen twenty times before.

W*GS · 09-09-2009, 11:48 AM

To get tossed into a grinder - males only.

Rigs11 · 09-09-2009, 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by W*GS

To get tossed into a grinder - males only.

i watched that video yesterday, freaking sickening that it is legal to do.

SPfloppy · 09-09-2009, 07:11 PM

Eddie C. Dean--Because it was stapled to the dead baby

09-09-2009, 05:59 AM	#1
bronclvr Ring of Famer She is faster than you! 8.39 @ 156 Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 1,996	Simple Question:Why did the Chicken cross the road? BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a change! The chicken wanted change! JOHN MCCAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road. SARAH PALIN: You betcha he crossed the road, but let’s not talk about that, let’s talk about energy policy, and how gosh darn hard it is for a middle-class hockey mom to manage the budget of the only state in America with a massive surplus, especially while surrounded by countless Russian and Canadian chickens we have to keep an eye on. HILLARY CLINTON: When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure - right from Day One! - that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn’t about me. GEORGE W. BUSH: We don’t really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here. DICK CHENEY: Where’s my gun? COLIN POWELL: Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road. BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken…What is your definition of crossing? AL GORE: I invented the chicken. JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken’s intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it. AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens. OPRAH: Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I’m going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens. ANDERSON COOPER, CNN: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road. NANCY GRACE: That chicken crossed the road because he’s guilty! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks. PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American. DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I’ve not been told. ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain… alone. JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Can’t you people see the plain truth? That’s why they call it the ‘other side.’ Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay, too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like the other side.’ That chicken should not be crossing the road. It’s as plain and as simple as that. GRANDPA: In my day, we didn’t ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough. ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road. JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace. ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken? COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?

09-09-2009, 07:15 AM	#3
TheElusiveKyleOrton www.dailydickpunch.com @RMoneyBadger Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Steamboat Springs Posts: 9,768 Adopt-a-Bronco: "Debo" Franklin	Jay Cutler: Because he was disrespected, and wanted to cry. Then he changed his facebook status to "it's complicated." __________________ Nobody puts Jay-bee in the corner.

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09-09-2009, 06:59 AM	#2
WolfpackGuy Call me, "Maybe" Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Delaware Posts: 5,674	"THE COACH": To come into Pat Bowlen's house and poop all over the carpet.

09-09-2009, 07:17 AM	#4
ColoradoDarin Ring of Famer AFCW Champs! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: St Augustine, FL Posts: 5,521 Adopt-a-Bronco: Knowshon's Shoe	bronclvr: because I don't know what in season mode means

09-09-2009, 07:52 AM	#5
broncobum6162 Manning Up! Baaammmmmmmm!! Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Beautiful Baugher Lake.... Posts: 1,378 Adopt-a-Bronco: Von Miller	From Bronco Fans: He wanted to sh#@%t on our season...... Again!

09-09-2009, 07:55 AM	#6
55CrushEm Wolverine or Superman? Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: North of Boston, MA Posts: 5,590 Adopt-a-Bronco: "Squid"Quan	I don't know....... But I know why Mock crossed the road..... Because his d i c k was caught in the chicken.

09-09-2009, 08:59 AM	#9
ghwk Ring of Famer DOOM BOOM! Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 3,836 Adopt-a-Bronco: Von Doomacus	McSkillet - Because the damn liberals told him social welfare would take of him and he'd never have to work again!

09-09-2009, 09:00 AM	#10
bronco militia Ring of Famer THE GREATEST Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: colorado springs, co Posts: 22,568	I think i'm going to punch a baby

09-09-2009, 09:44 AM	#13
The Lone Bolt Ring of Famer GO CHARGERS!!!! Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: The Boredom Capital of the Universe (Everett, WA) Posts: 2,867	Gaffney: It was a remote-controlled mini-nuke chicken! The real chicken is being secretly held by the government! Wake up sheeple! We need a real investigation!!!

09-09-2009, 11:35 AM	#14
Rohirrim Partisan Human Cannonball Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Twixt Hell & Highwater Posts: 48,798	He crossed the road because he was trying to get away from ****ty threads he's seen twenty times before.

09-09-2009, 11:48 AM	#15
W*GS Ring of Famer Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Earth Posts: 19,506	To get tossed into a grinder - males only.

09-09-2009, 07:11 PM	#17
SPfloppy Perennial Pro-bowler Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 880	Eddie C. Dean--Because it was stapled to the dead baby