10 things i WON'T miss this year - The Orange Mane

Gort · 09-01-2009, 07:31 AM

1) helmet projectiles.
2) Broncos defenders dancing around like an idiots and thumping their chests after stopping a RB for a 5 yard gain on 2nd-and-7.
3) emo QBs.
4) Shanny's evil stare when a player makes a mistake.
5) pass plays on 3rd-and-1.
6) offensive redzone INTs.
7) lack of halftime adjustments.
8) Broncos DL giving the opposing QB all day to find an open receiver.
9) settling for FGs instead of TDs.
10) Broncos mailing it in after getting down by 2 scores.

Borks147 · 09-01-2009, 07:32 AM

6.....not so much

TheDave · 09-01-2009, 07:32 AM

11) .500 or better football

vancejohnson82 · 09-01-2009, 07:33 AM

12) Boss Bailey

TailgateNut · 09-01-2009, 07:59 AM

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Originally Posted by WhoIsJohnGalt

1) helmet projectiles.
2) Broncos defenders dancing around like an idiots and thumping their chests after stopping a RB for a 5 yard gain on 2nd-and-7.
3) emo QBs.
4) Shanny's evil stare when a player makes a mistake.
5) pass plays on 3rd-and-1.
6) offensive redzone INTs.
7) lack of halftime adjustments.
8) Broncos DL giving the opposing QB all day to find an open receiver.
9) settling for FGs instead of TDs.
10) Broncos mailing it in after getting down by 2 scores.

This should get the Negative Nancies in an uproar!

TailgateNut · 09-01-2009, 08:00 AM

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Originally Posted by TheDave

11) .500 or better football

as if anyone was happy about ShannyCo's performance as of late.

Caveat Lector · 09-01-2009, 08:00 AM

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Originally Posted by vancejohnson82

12) Boss Bailey

Wasn't on the field long enough to be missed.

13. Safeties 15+ yards out of position.

TailgateNut · 09-01-2009, 08:03 AM

14.Choke jobs in the red zone
15.QB's blaming everyone but themselves.

Ambiguous · 09-01-2009, 08:06 AM

16. John Engleberger
17. John Engleberger
18. John Engleberger

BigPlayShay · 09-01-2009, 08:09 AM

You will still be seeing plenty of #5.

SoDak Bronco · 09-01-2009, 08:10 AM

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Originally Posted by McAmbiguous

16. John Engleberger
17. John Engleberger
18. John Engleberger

No No No...Those are all things you WILL miss. come on, you have to admit, Willie Middlebrooks for Engleberger was one of the biggest lopsided trades in NFL history.

TheDave · 09-01-2009, 08:12 AM

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Originally Posted by TailgateNut

as if anyone was happy about ShannyCo's performance as of late.

You want to kick my ass now... don't ya'

SoDak Bronco · 09-01-2009, 08:12 AM

I won't miss Nate Webster and Jamie Winborn

lex · 09-01-2009, 08:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WhoIsJohnGalt

1) helmet projectiles.
2) Broncos defenders dancing around like an idiots and thumping their chests after stopping a RB for a 5 yard gain on 2nd-and-7.
3) emo QBs.
4) Shanny's evil stare when a player makes a mistake.
5) pass plays on 3rd-and-1.
6) offensive redzone INTs.
7) lack of halftime adjustments.
8) Broncos DL giving the opposing QB all day to find an open receiver.
9) settling for FGs instead of TDs.
10) Broncos mailing it in after getting down by 2 scores.

yawn

jhns · 09-01-2009, 08:16 AM

The best part of that list is you just made a long list of things that are still happening. In fact, a lot of it is even worse now. How can you miss it if it isn't gone?

OABB · 09-01-2009, 08:17 AM

late season fades.

Gort · 09-01-2009, 08:19 AM

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Originally Posted by lex

yawn

go easy... i might be the last OM'er who hasn't put you on ignore yet.

spdirty · 09-01-2009, 08:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WhoIsJohnGalt

1) helmet projectiles.
2) Broncos defenders dancing around like an idiots and thumping their chests after stopping a RB for a 5 yard gain on 2nd-and-7.
3) emo QBs.
4) Shanny's evil stare when a player makes a mistake.
5) pass plays on 3rd-and-1.
6) offensive redzone INTs.
7) lack of halftime adjustments.
8) Broncos DL giving the opposing QB all day to find an open receiver.
9) settling for FGs instead of TDs.
10) Broncos mailing it in after getting down by 2 scores.

Agree with 1 and 2, but 5-10 dont miss it too much cuz itaint going anywhere.

How bout 19. Lack of turnovers forced by the defense. Oh wait a minute....how many turnovers has the defense forced so far?

lex · 09-01-2009, 08:23 AM

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Originally Posted by WhoIsJohnGalt

go easy... i might be the last OM'er who hasn't put you on ignore yet.

You should put me on ignore. Im not for everyone. Its probably better of you curl up in a corner and hide like TailgateOvary.

tsiguy96 · 09-01-2009, 08:23 AM

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Originally Posted by spdirty

Agree with 1 and 2, but 5-10 dont miss it too much cuz itaint going anywhere.

How bout 19. Lack of turnovers forced by the defense. Oh wait a minute....how many turnovers has the defense forced so far?

preseason ftw

spdirty · 09-01-2009, 08:25 AM

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Originally Posted by tsiguy96

preseason ftw

uh huh. Yeah Im sure that when regular season rolls around the starters will flip a switch and all will be well with the Broncos.

tsiguy96 · 09-01-2009, 08:27 AM

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Originally Posted by spdirty

uh huh. Yeah Im sure that when regular season rolls around the starters will flip a switch and all will be well with the Broncos.

its possible

Los Broncos · 09-01-2009, 08:30 AM

101. #60 with his lunch pale.

spdirty · 09-01-2009, 08:32 AM

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Originally Posted by tsiguy96

its possible

yep. Just like its possible I could win powerball tomorrow.

loborugger · 09-01-2009, 08:39 AM

You got #s 5, 6, 7, 8, and 9 all from a couple pre-season games, did ya?

09-01-2009, 07:31 AM	#1
Gort Registered User Gort has left the building Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 6,648	10 things i WON'T miss this year 1) helmet projectiles. 2) Broncos defenders dancing around like an idiots and thumping their chests after stopping a RB for a 5 yard gain on 2nd-and-7. 3) emo QBs. 4) Shanny's evil stare when a player makes a mistake. 5) pass plays on 3rd-and-1. 6) offensive redzone INTs. 7) lack of halftime adjustments. 8) Broncos DL giving the opposing QB all day to find an open receiver. 9) settling for FGs instead of TDs. 10) Broncos mailing it in after getting down by 2 scores.

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09-01-2009, 07:32 AM	#2
Borks147 the dude abides... Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Hanover NH Posts: 1,845	6.....not so much

09-01-2009, 07:32 AM	#3
TheDave Sauced... Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 15,120	11) .500 or better football

09-01-2009, 07:33 AM	#4
vancejohnson82 Drama and Mediocrity I'm Afraid of Ty Law Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Newark, NJ Posts: 5,990 Adopt-a-Bronco: DJ	12) Boss Bailey

09-01-2009, 08:03 AM	#8
TailgateNut Bleedin' orange! .......as much as tebonites Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Mile High Posts: 20,018 Adopt-a-Bronco: Howard Griffith	14.Choke jobs in the red zone 15.QB's blaming everyone but themselves.

09-01-2009, 08:06 AM	#9
Ambiguous Ask me about my title Go fsck yourself San Diego. Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Denver Posts: 1,849 Adopt-a-Bronco: Von Miller	16. John Engleberger 17. John Engleberger 18. John Engleberger

09-01-2009, 08:09 AM	#10
BigPlayShay Ring of Famer Novaking Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 4,238 Adopt-a-Bronco: Got Cut	You will still be seeing plenty of #5.

09-01-2009, 08:12 AM	#13
SoDak Bronco Lace em' up and lets go!! Von Miller aka QB Killa Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: South Dakota Posts: 4,133 Adopt-a-Bronco: Robert Ayers	I won't miss Nate Webster and Jamie Winborn

09-01-2009, 08:16 AM	#15
jhns I'm all up in your face but you still can't C me! Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Omaha Posts: 12,405 Adopt-a-Bronco: None	The best part of that list is you just made a long list of things that are still happening. In fact, a lot of it is even worse now. How can you miss it if it isn't gone?

09-01-2009, 08:17 AM	#16
OABB Master of Karate aaahaaaaaaaaah Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Los angeles Posts: 7,132 Adopt-a-Bronco: tgnsmyb****	late season fades.

09-01-2009, 08:30 AM	#23
Los Broncos Ring of farmers Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Anaheim Hills, Santa Ana Mountains CA Posts: 18,766 Adopt-a-Bronco: Ryan Clady	101. #60 with his lunch pale.

09-01-2009, 08:39 AM	#25
loborugger lost in the ether Did we finally get a FB??? Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: The 'cuse Posts: 5,783 Adopt-a-Bronco: Peyton Hillis	You got #s 5, 6, 7, 8, and 9 all from a couple pre-season games, did ya?