Ladies and gentlemen, can I please have your attention - The Orange Mane

Los Broncos · 08-29-2009, 08:30 AM

Like sheeps wool?

Pontius Pirate · 08-29-2009, 09:22 AM

dreasher54 · 08-29-2009, 10:03 AM

Well i am actually a master at the jazz flute.

SouthStndJunkie · 08-29-2009, 10:10 AM

"I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal."

Popps · 08-29-2009, 10:13 AM

"... which is Spanish for whale's vagina..."

AZBroncomaniac · 08-29-2009, 10:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pontius Pirate

"Mr. Burgundy, you have a MASSIVE erection....."

broncocalijohn · 08-29-2009, 10:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AZBroncomaniac

"Mr. Burgundy, you have a MASSIVE erection....."

Oh yeah, about that, it's probably just the pants, I was meaning to take them back to the, uh, pants store.

cutthemdown · 08-29-2009, 10:57 AM

more cowbell!!!!!!!!

broncocalijohn · 08-29-2009, 10:57 AM

another good one....

Ron Burgundy: Boy, that escalated quickly. I mean that really got out of hand fast!
Brian Fantana: It jumped up a notch.
Ron Burgundy: It did, didn't it?
Brick Tamland: Yea, I stabbed a man in the heart.
Ron Burgundy: I saw that! Brick killed a guy. Did you throw a trident?
Brick Tamland: Yea, there were horses and a man on fire and I killed a guy with a trident.
Ron Burgundy: Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safe house or a relative close by because you're probably wanted for murder.

The last one by Ron is so matter-of-factly that it is one that puts a tear in your eye from laughing. This isnt one of my fav movies by "Ron" but it has some great lines in it.

baja · 08-29-2009, 10:58 AM

Speaking of very funny movies go see "The Ugly Truth"

TheReverend · 08-29-2009, 11:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dreasher54

Well i am actually a master at the jazz flute.

TheElusiveKyleOrton · 08-29-2009, 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pontius Pirate

It's the pleats... they cause an optical illusion, actually...

I was just taking these pants back... to the... the pants store...

RhymesayersDU · 08-29-2009, 01:29 PM

This thread > all other threads currently going.

"You ate a whole wheel of cheese? I'm not even mad... That's amazing!"

TheElusiveKyleOrton · 08-29-2009, 01:33 PM

"We're on? We're on right now. Really.

....I don't believe you."

"Ribs. I had ribs for lunch. That's why I'm doing this."

PS: Best thread EVAR. EVAR!

RhymesayersDU · 08-29-2009, 01:34 PM

"It's the pancake breakfast. We do it every month."

Northman · 08-29-2009, 01:38 PM

Inkana7 · 08-29-2009, 01:39 PM

"Those Bears are MASSIVE! I immediately regret this decision!"

theAPAOps5 · 08-29-2009, 01:39 PM

"What smells like Big Foots dick"

Houshyamama · 08-29-2009, 01:43 PM

Professionalism is ...and that is what I want.

Pontius Pirate · 08-29-2009, 07:01 PM

08-29-2009, 07:49 AM	#1
Pontius Pirate Tampons are for pussies Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: 'Nam Posts: 1,796	Ladies and gentlemen, can I please have your attention

08-29-2009, 01:33 PM	#15
TheElusiveKyleOrton www.dailydickpunch.com @RMoneyBadger Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Steamboat Springs Posts: 9,766 Adopt-a-Bronco: "Debo" Franklin	"We're on? We're on right now. Really. ....I don't believe you." "Ribs. I had ribs for lunch. That's why I'm doing this." PS: Best thread EVAR. EVAR! __________________ Nobody puts Jay-bee in the corner.

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08-29-2009, 08:30 AM	#2
Los Broncos Ring of farmers Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Anaheim Hills, Santa Ana Mountains CA Posts: 18,766 Adopt-a-Bronco: Ryan Clady	Like sheeps wool?

08-29-2009, 09:22 AM	#3
Pontius Pirate Tampons are for pussies Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: 'Nam Posts: 1,796

08-29-2009, 10:03 AM	#4
dreasher54 getting good Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: TEXAS Posts: 210 Adopt-a-Bronco: Darcel McBath	Well i am actually a master at the jazz flute.

08-29-2009, 10:10 AM	#5
SouthStndJunkie Ring of Famer Shannon Says: Listen to The Junkman Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 15,237	"I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal."

08-29-2009, 10:13 AM	#6
Popps TEAM FIRST. Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 29,785	"... which is Spanish for whale's vagina..."

08-29-2009, 10:57 AM	#9
cutthemdown A verbis ad verbera Zimm to HOF Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Long Beach Posts: 32,416	more cowbell!!!!!!!!

08-29-2009, 10:57 AM	#10
broncocalijohn Famer of Rings My Dog Richard Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Lake Forest, Orange County, Calif. Posts: 18,458 Adopt-a-Bronco: Simon Fletcher	another good one.... Ron Burgundy: Boy, that escalated quickly. I mean that really got out of hand fast! Brian Fantana: It jumped up a notch. Ron Burgundy: It did, didn't it? Brick Tamland: Yea, I stabbed a man in the heart. Ron Burgundy: I saw that! Brick killed a guy. Did you throw a trident? Brick Tamland: Yea, there were horses and a man on fire and I killed a guy with a trident. Ron Burgundy: Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safe house or a relative close by because you're probably wanted for murder. The last one by Ron is so matter-of-factly that it is one that puts a tear in your eye from laughing. This isnt one of my fav movies by "Ron" but it has some great lines in it.

08-29-2009, 10:58 AM	#11
baja It is what it Is. Pay attention. Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 53,749 Adopt-a-Bronco: Buy My Book	Speaking of very funny movies go see "The Ugly Truth"

08-29-2009, 01:29 PM	#14
RhymesayersDU Go Broncos, Nuggets, Rox GANGNAM STYLE Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Back In The 303! Posts: 14,812 Adopt-a-Bronco: Ty Lawson	This thread > all other threads currently going. "You ate a whole wheel of cheese? I'm not even mad... That's amazing!"

08-29-2009, 01:34 PM	#16
RhymesayersDU Go Broncos, Nuggets, Rox GANGNAM STYLE Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Back In The 303! Posts: 14,812 Adopt-a-Bronco: Ty Lawson	"It's the pancake breakfast. We do it every month."

08-29-2009, 01:38 PM	#17
Northman The Enigma Prognosis Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Maryland Posts: 17,925 Adopt-a-Bronco: Bryci

08-29-2009, 01:39 PM	#18
Inkana7 Ring of Famer Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,229 Adopt-a-Bronco: Derek Wolfe	"Those Bears are MASSIVE! I immediately regret this decision!"

08-29-2009, 01:39 PM	#19
theAPAOps5 A new beginning! Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Denver Posts: 26,057 Adopt-a-Bronco: Watermock - RIP	"What smells like Big Foots dick"

08-29-2009, 01:43 PM	#20
Houshyamama I Make The Weather Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: San Diego Posts: 3,853 Adopt-a-Bronco: Brock Osweiler	Professionalism is ...and that is what I want.

08-29-2009, 07:01 PM	#21
Pontius Pirate Tampons are for pussies Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: 'Nam Posts: 1,796