The Orange Mane -  a Denver Broncos Fan Community  

Go Back   The Orange Mane - a Denver Broncos Fan Community > Orange Mane Discussion > Orange Mane Central Discussion
Register FAQ Members List Calendar Chat Room Mark Forums Read



Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 08-29-2009, 07:49 AM   #1
Pontius Pirate
Tampons are for pussies
 
Pontius Pirate's Avatar
 

Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: 'Nam
Posts: 1,785
Default Ladies and gentlemen, can I please have your attention

Pontius Pirate is offline   Reply With Quote
Sponsored Links
Old 08-29-2009, 08:30 AM   #2
Los Broncos
Broncos Country
 
Los Broncos's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Eastern Utah
Posts: 18,775

Adopt-a-Bronco:
Ryan Clady
Default

Like sheeps wool?
Los Broncos is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-29-2009, 09:22 AM   #3
Pontius Pirate
Tampons are for pussies
 
Pontius Pirate's Avatar
 

Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: 'Nam
Posts: 1,785
Default

Pontius Pirate is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-29-2009, 10:03 AM   #4
dreasher54
getting good
 
dreasher54's Avatar
 

Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: TEXAS
Posts: 208

Adopt-a-Bronco:
Darcel McBath
Default

Well i am actually a master at the jazz flute.
dreasher54 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-29-2009, 10:10 AM   #5
SouthStndJunkie
Ring of Famer
 
SouthStndJunkie's Avatar
 
Shannon Says: Listen to The Junkman

Join Date: May 2003
Posts: 15,937
Default

"I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal."
SouthStndJunkie is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 08-29-2009, 10:13 AM   #6
Popps
TEAM FIRST.
 
Popps's Avatar
 

Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Los Angeles, CA
Posts: 29,827
Default

"... which is Spanish for whale's vagina..."
Popps is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-29-2009, 10:33 AM   #7
AZBroncomaniac
Rock Steady Rookie
 
AZBroncomaniac's Avatar
 
Y'all sound like Peanuts' parents.

Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: AZ
Posts: 205
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Pontius Pirate View Post
"Mr. Burgundy, you have a MASSIVE erection....."
AZBroncomaniac is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-29-2009, 10:56 AM   #8
broncocalijohn
Famer of Rings
 
broncocalijohn's Avatar
 
I said Do It!

Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Lake Forest, Orange County, Calif.
Posts: 21,331

Adopt-a-Bronco:
Simon Fletcher
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by AZBroncomaniac View Post
"Mr. Burgundy, you have a MASSIVE erection....."
Oh yeah, about that, it's probably just the pants, I was meaning to take them back to the, uh, pants store.
broncocalijohn is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-29-2009, 10:57 AM   #9
cutthemdown
A verbis ad verbera
 
cutthemdown's Avatar
 
Zimm to HOF

Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Long Beach
Posts: 35,616
Default

more cowbell!!!!!!!!
cutthemdown is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-29-2009, 10:57 AM   #10
broncocalijohn
Famer of Rings
 
broncocalijohn's Avatar
 
I said Do It!

Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Lake Forest, Orange County, Calif.
Posts: 21,331

Adopt-a-Bronco:
Simon Fletcher
Default

another good one....

Ron Burgundy: Boy, that escalated quickly. I mean that really got out of hand fast!
Brian Fantana: It jumped up a notch.
Ron Burgundy: It did, didn't it?
Brick Tamland: Yea, I stabbed a man in the heart.
Ron Burgundy: I saw that! Brick killed a guy. Did you throw a trident?
Brick Tamland: Yea, there were horses and a man on fire and I killed a guy with a trident.
Ron Burgundy: Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safe house or a relative close by because you're probably wanted for murder.

The last one by Ron is so matter-of-factly that it is one that puts a tear in your eye from laughing. This isnt one of my fav movies by "Ron" but it has some great lines in it.
broncocalijohn is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-29-2009, 10:58 AM   #11
baja
It is what it Is.
 
baja's Avatar
 
Pay attention.

Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: in the present moment
Posts: 56,979

Adopt-a-Bronco:
Julius Thomas
Default

Speaking of very funny movies go see "The Ugly Truth"
baja is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-29-2009, 11:22 AM   #12
TheReverend
www.PatrickTurley.org
 
TheReverend's Avatar
 
Not. Too. Shabby.

Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Jacksonville, FL
Posts: 36,430

Adopt-a-Bronco:
Mike Shanahan
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by dreasher54 View Post
Well i am actually a master at the jazz flute.
TheReverend is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 08-29-2009, 01:22 PM   #13
TheElusiveKyleOrton
BOOM.
 
TheElusiveKyleOrton's Avatar
 
Touched By God

Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Denver
Posts: 10,556
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Pontius Pirate View Post
It's the pleats... they cause an optical illusion, actually...

I was just taking these pants back... to the... the pants store...
__________________
Nobody puts Jay-bee in the corner.
TheElusiveKyleOrton is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-29-2009, 01:29 PM   #14
RhymesayersDU
Go Broncos, Nuggets, Rox
 
RhymesayersDU's Avatar
 
GANGNAM STYLE

Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Back In The 303!
Posts: 14,962

Adopt-a-Bronco:
Ty Lawson
Default

This thread > all other threads currently going.

"You ate a whole wheel of cheese? I'm not even mad... That's amazing!"
RhymesayersDU is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-29-2009, 01:33 PM   #15
TheElusiveKyleOrton
BOOM.
 
TheElusiveKyleOrton's Avatar
 
Touched By God

Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Denver
Posts: 10,556
Default

"We're on? We're on right now. Really.

....I don't believe you."



"Ribs. I had ribs for lunch. That's why I'm doing this."


PS: Best thread EVAR. EVAR!
__________________
Nobody puts Jay-bee in the corner.
TheElusiveKyleOrton is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-29-2009, 01:34 PM   #16
RhymesayersDU
Go Broncos, Nuggets, Rox
 
RhymesayersDU's Avatar
 
GANGNAM STYLE

Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Back In The 303!
Posts: 14,962

Adopt-a-Bronco:
Ty Lawson
Default

"It's the pancake breakfast. We do it every month."
RhymesayersDU is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-29-2009, 01:38 PM   #17
Northman
The Enigma Prognosis
 

Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Maryland
Posts: 17,802

Adopt-a-Bronco:
Bryci
Default

Northman is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-29-2009, 01:39 PM   #18
Inkana7
Ring of Famer
 
Inkana7's Avatar
 

Join Date: Mar 2006
Posts: 8,357

Adopt-a-Bronco:
Derek Wolfe
Default

"Those Bears are MASSIVE! I immediately regret this decision!"
Inkana7 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-29-2009, 01:39 PM   #19
theAPAOps5
A new beginning!
 
theAPAOps5's Avatar
 

Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Denver
Posts: 29,387

Adopt-a-Bronco:
Watermock - RIP
Default

"What smells like Big Foots dick"
theAPAOps5 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-29-2009, 01:43 PM   #20
Houshyamama
I Make The Weather
 
Houshyamama's Avatar
 

Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: San Diego
Posts: 4,508

Adopt-a-Bronco:
Brock Osweiler
Default

Professionalism is ...and that is what I want.

Houshyamama is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-29-2009, 07:01 PM   #21
Pontius Pirate
Tampons are for pussies
 
Pontius Pirate's Avatar
 

Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: 'Nam
Posts: 1,785
Default

Pontius Pirate is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes



Forum Jump


All times are GMT -7. The time now is 08:20 AM.


Denver Broncos