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Mo' holla fo' yo' dolla!
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: In a bunker in an undisclosed location
Tom DeLay on Dancing with the Stars
Who knew that Tom DeLay was such a dancing machine? The former House Republican leader has been selected
as a contestant on the upcoming season of "Dancing With the Stars," joining Macy Gray and Donny Osmond.
You gotta wonder - did Tom know there'd be Black people there?
Wouldn't it be great if they teamed him up with Michael Irvin?
"I'm nuts about Bug men."
The DeLay family is ecstatic about the Hammer's transformation to Dancing Machine.
"He's been working hard all summer trying to get in shape, improve his flexibility, endurance, etc. He's lost 12 lbs already!"
says daughter Dani DeLay Ferro, Dad's hooker-daughter known for hot-tubbing with lobbyists her dad was wooing.