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Old 08-07-2009, 05:38 PM   #1
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Default Hello - are you ready to get spanked?!?!

Yep - I predicted we'd spank you once last season (should have been both games) and I was right. The Oakland Raiders will sweep your sorry team twice this season...

This year since you are going back to the Bronco's of old (crappy) I suggest you realize that your franchise will be horrible forever until you get blessed with another Elway...

If I am wrong - I'll come back and eat crow... As I always do, but as I see now, the mods (when I'm right) decide to MOVE my thread to far off lands even though I've been eating crow here for the past 6 years...

And your member named Spider (aka The Pide Piper) likes to hang out at Cheeseman Park on cool Friday nights in a muscle shirt and Speedo's...
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Old 08-07-2009, 05:40 PM   #2
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correct me if I am wrong...

BUT

The last time chokeland won a Superbowl Michael Jackson was still black.


He had yet to pass George Hamilton on the pigmentation flow-chart.





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Old 08-07-2009, 05:42 PM   #3
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Pfft - please...

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Old 08-07-2009, 05:46 PM   #4
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Michael died black - just not black LOOKING!!! Just remember we have a SB appearance in every decade (well, except one... but since we were in 2 one year it rolls over!!)

Gotcha...here's a few stats you might enjoy.....


SINCE 1984



Super Bowl Titles

Denver -- 2
Kansas City -- 0
San Diego -- 0
Oakland -- 0


Super Bowl Appearances

Denver -- 5
Oakland -- 1
San Diego -- 1
Kansas City -- 0


AFC Championship Appearances

Denver -- 7
Oakland -- 3
San Diego -- 2
Kansas City -- 1


AFC WEST Division Titles

Denver -- 8
San Diego -- 6
Oakland -- 5
Kansas City -- 4


Playoff Appearances

Denver -- 13
Kansas City -- 10
Oakland -- 8
San Diego -- 7


Winning Seasons

Denver -- 16
Kansas City -- 14
Oakland -- 9
San Diego -- 7





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Old 08-07-2009, 05:48 PM   #5
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Raiders have been epic crap though and Al Davis is crazy and senile. Your first round pick can't catch and your qb is a total bust. If he doesn't break out this yr then even Raider fans will have to realize that.

Your head coach is probably the dumbest coach in the NFL. I mean that call to try and fake kick, pitch to Jano to try and get a first down was the worst call in the history of football.

I mean cmon messin this guy is your coach.
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Old 08-07-2009, 05:52 PM   #6
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how do you sweep a team twice?
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Old 08-07-2009, 05:54 PM   #7
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Gotcha...here's a few stats you might enjoy.....


SINCE 1984



Super Bowl Titles

Denver -- 2
Kansas City -- 0
San Diego -- 0
Oakland -- 0


Super Bowl Appearances

Denver -- 5
Oakland -- 1
San Diego -- 1
Kansas City -- 0


AFC Championship Appearances

Denver -- 7
Oakland -- 3
San Diego -- 2
Kansas City -- 1


AFC WEST Division Titles

Denver -- 8
San Diego -- 6
Oakland -- 5
Kansas City -- 4


Playoff Appearances

Denver -- 13
Kansas City -- 10
Oakland -- 8
San Diego -- 7


Winning Seasons

Denver -- 16
Kansas City -- 14
Oakland -- 9
San Diego -- 7








End of thread. REP!
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Old 08-07-2009, 05:56 PM   #8
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You have 500 posts on an opposing team's message board. Go get laid.
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Old 08-07-2009, 05:59 PM   #9
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how do you sweep a team twice?

It's called NuMath the same numath chokeland used to sign Tommy Kelly to an NFL-record seven-year, $50.5 million contract. A little over $18 million is guaranteed.



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Old 08-07-2009, 05:59 PM   #10
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I thought this was an s&m thread for a second!
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Old 08-07-2009, 06:01 PM   #11
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Is it August already? The only hope Raider fans have had twice since 84. You are officially in first place at a .500 record. Congrats Messin. Some day you will be smart enough to bail out on this mess of a franchise. If you think I mean when Al dies, no. He will never die. He is the evil side of Yoda and will live to 968. Wrinkly old bag.
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Old 08-07-2009, 06:02 PM   #12
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I thought this was an s&m thread for a second!
I was hoping for a babe thread but was sorely disappointed.
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Old 08-07-2009, 06:04 PM   #13
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Really. I'm not into the whole spanking thing myself - definitely not with a bunch of dudes.
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Old 08-07-2009, 06:05 PM   #14
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Where is the "not this **** again" pic when you need it...
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Old 08-07-2009, 06:06 PM   #15
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Third best SB ever...Tampa Bay Vs. the Fade!
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Old 08-07-2009, 06:09 PM   #16
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Old 08-07-2009, 06:11 PM   #17
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its prison lovin...
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Old 08-07-2009, 06:17 PM   #19
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first all the cutler threads...

and now a troll...

man i wish the season would hurry up and get here...
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Old 08-07-2009, 06:20 PM   #20
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You mean this one?
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Old 08-07-2009, 06:27 PM   #21
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Now all we need is for RR to show up for his annual pre-season declaration and training camp will be complete.
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Old 08-07-2009, 06:32 PM   #22
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first all the cutler threads...

and now a troll...

man i wish the season would hurry up and get here...
This is okay. It means the season is getting very close. The Raider fan comes over, pounds his chest, and leaves until next season. It's the thrill of his life, that and the Raiders SB last year (the win over the Broncos). The village (Oakland) is missing it's idiot....wait, how do they know which one is the idiot?
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Should have been twice? Do you remember that first game?
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Old 08-07-2009, 06:35 PM   #24
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Old 08-10-2009, 07:12 AM   #25
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Gotcha...here's a few stats you might enjoy.....


[size=3]SINCE 1984
I like how you pick AFTER 1984 - why not go back to 1980? I will let you go through from 1980 to present... Then you can post that!! Oh and LOVE that Superbowl win percentage - something to be proud of!!


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You have 500 posts on an opposing team's message board. Go get laid.
Since 2003... That's roughly .75 post per day... Get an education!


IS SPIDER ON THE ROAD AGAIN? Or meeting Meck at Cheeseman Park?
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