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Old 08-03-2009, 07:15 PM   #1
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You know you're hard core Bronco when:


You dye your babies orange.
Half smokes, fries and stadium beer are considered food groups.
You have a port a john in your basement.
"Elway" is a state highway.
Parents are sacrified to the football gods for season tickets.
Your license plates say "THE DRIVE"
You paint ball Al Davis.
Snowballs are carefully hidden for Monday Night Football.
You wear chuck boots with nails for noise.
You tailgate at Shanahan's old mansion.
You buy a Bowlen "Pimp" coat at the concession stands.
Orange tinted glasses are worn at all games.
You do helicopter spins from the top deck.
The state logo is the bronco helmet.
You yell "INCOMPLETE" at the mascot.
You encourage obnoxious, noisy fans around you.
The field is orange astroturf.
The uprights are bronco blue.
Baiting referees is considered good manners.
Barging into the owner's press box is acceptable.
All cheerleaders are hired from rodeos.
You debate sunday games on the airwaves thru saturday.
Bronco talk shows have suicide hotlines.
Barrels are worn at weddings.
You crash the post game shows and disrupt programming.
All mondays following playoff wins are declared legal holidays.
Fights at ArrowHead tailgates are tradition.
You wear ugly striped socks for nostalgia.
You keep pinups of Steve Atwater in the basement.
Victory parades are held after the preseason.
Assistant coaches get dope slapped in the tunnel.
You collect bronco players, not jerseys.
You kick the dog after a loss.
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Old 08-03-2009, 07:27 PM   #2
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You know you're hard core Bronco when:


You dye your babies orange.
Half smokes, fries and stadium beer are considered food groups.
You have a port a john in your basement.
"Elway" is a state highway.
Parents are sacrified to the football gods for season tickets.
Your license plates say "THE DRIVE"
You paint ball Al Davis.
Snowballs are carefully hidden for Monday Night Football.
You wear chuck boots with nails for noise.
You tailgate at Shanahan's old mansion.
You buy a Bowlen "Pimp" coat at the concession stands.
Orange tinted glasses are worn at all games.
You do helicopter spins from the top deck.
The state logo is the bronco helmet.
You yell "INCOMPLETE" at the mascot.
You encourage obnoxious, noisy fans around you.
The field is orange astroturf.
The uprights are bronco blue.
Baiting referees is considered good manners.
Barging into the owner's press box is acceptable.
All cheerleaders are hired from rodeos.
You debate sunday games on the airwaves thru saturday.
Bronco talk shows have suicide hotlines.
Barrels are worn at weddings.
You crash the post game shows and disrupt programming.
All mondays following playoff wins are declared legal holidays.
Fights at ArrowHead tailgates are tradition.
You wear ugly striped socks for nostalgia.
You keep pinups of Steve Atwater in the basement.
Victory parades are held after the preseason.
Assistant coaches get dope slapped in the tunnel.
You collect bronco players, not jerseys.
You kick the dog after a loss.
Ya got me! How'd you know?
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Old 08-03-2009, 08:02 PM   #3
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I knew there was a reason I chose this screen name.
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Old 08-03-2009, 08:09 PM   #4
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Old 08-03-2009, 08:10 PM   #5
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No, it's like a dark red.
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Old 08-03-2009, 08:11 PM   #6
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You know you're hard core Bronco when:


You dye your babies orange.
Half smokes, fries and stadium beer are considered food groups.
You have a port a john in your basement.
"Elway" is a state highway.
Parents are sacrified to the football gods for season tickets.
Your license plates say "THE DRIVE"
You paint ball Al Davis.
Snowballs are carefully hidden for Monday Night Football.
You wear chuck boots with nails for noise.
You tailgate at Shanahan's old mansion.
You buy a Bowlen "Pimp" coat at the concession stands.
Orange tinted glasses are worn at all games.
You do helicopter spins from the top deck.
The state logo is the bronco helmet.
You yell "INCOMPLETE" at the mascot.
You encourage obnoxious, noisy fans around you.
The field is orange astroturf.
The uprights are bronco blue.
Baiting referees is considered good manners.
Barging into the owner's press box is acceptable.
All cheerleaders are hired from rodeos.
You debate sunday games on the airwaves thru saturday.
Bronco talk shows have suicide hotlines.
Barrels are worn at weddings.
You crash the post game shows and disrupt programming.
All mondays following playoff wins are declared legal holidays.
Fights at ArrowHead tailgates are tradition.
You wear ugly striped socks for nostalgia.
You keep pinups of Steve Atwater in the basement.
Victory parades are held after the preseason.
Assistant coaches get dope slapped in the tunnel.
You collect bronco players, not jerseys.
You kick the dog after a loss.
That's us! But I don't kick the dog after a loss. I've yelled so much throughout the game my house is generally empty....everyone's hiding.
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Old 08-03-2009, 08:45 PM   #7
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I'm hardcore because I have my own jersey.
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Old 08-03-2009, 09:22 PM   #8
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I don't know about some of the other choices, but I DO yell "IN-COM-PLETE!" at all football games, INCLUDING non-Broncos football games...
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Old 08-04-2009, 07:27 AM   #9
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I'm hardcore because I have my own jersey.
Im harecore cause I have an orange jeep, custom orange shoes, and my own jersey!!!
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Old 08-04-2009, 07:36 AM   #10
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I don't Bleed Orange....its red but watered down it could be.

I sometimes piss Orange, have shyt Orange, and if my farts had a color they
would probably be orange .

No orange vehicles, plenty of jerseys,
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Old 08-04-2009, 09:12 AM   #11
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Nice! See the sig (well, when it used to be around. I'll put it below) and my car.



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Old 08-04-2009, 09:16 AM   #12
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I had to make a conscious decision to start buying clothes that weren't orange and dark blue.
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Old 08-04-2009, 09:22 AM   #13
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I had to make a conscious decision to start buying clothes that weren't orange and dark blue.
I'm still having issues with this.
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Old 08-04-2009, 09:24 AM   #14
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I'm still having issues with this.
A spare dresser in the spare bedroom solves those issues.
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Old 08-04-2009, 09:34 PM   #15
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Nice! See the sig (well, when it used to be around. I'll put it below) and my car.



Excuse me, who told you to paint my car orange? It was a most beautiful shade of LIME GREEN and you ruined it.
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Old 08-04-2009, 10:09 PM   #16
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i am such a hardcore fan, that on 2 separate occasions, i have inadvertantly broken 2 different tv sets by chucking my remote through the screen after a ****ty game or play, only to have a new bigger television installed before the following sunday's game.

in my house during football sunday or any other major sporting event i am no longer allowed to hold the remote after the game has been put onto the screen. that's sucks too, after another bad loss i would have been in line to get a 56 inch flat screen after i broke another tv
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Old 08-04-2009, 11:42 PM   #17
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I thought I bled orange until I picked an ingrown hair on my arm and it was red. (Damn, i think i just killed a fly with my hands!). There are things on that list that seems tongue in check but can be true for many. (oh, found the fly and seemed i just wounded it but I pretty much finished him off- incredible that I could clap and catch him in mid air like Mr. Migagi tried with chopsticks). I never had "The drive" as a license plate but I used to have RDR H8R for my boat trailer.
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