Do you bleed ORANGE? - The Orange Mane

Circle Orange · 08-03-2009, 07:15 PM

You know you're hard core Bronco when:

You dye your babies orange.
Half smokes, fries and stadium beer are considered food groups.
You have a port a john in your basement.
"Elway" is a state highway.
Parents are sacrified to the football gods for season tickets.
Your license plates say "THE DRIVE"
You paint ball Al Davis.
Snowballs are carefully hidden for Monday Night Football.
You wear chuck boots with nails for noise.
You tailgate at Shanahan's old mansion.
You buy a Bowlen "Pimp" coat at the concession stands.
Orange tinted glasses are worn at all games.
You do helicopter spins from the top deck.
The state logo is the bronco helmet.
You yell "INCOMPLETE" at the mascot.
You encourage obnoxious, noisy fans around you.
The field is orange astroturf.
The uprights are bronco blue.
Baiting referees is considered good manners.
Barging into the owner's press box is acceptable.
All cheerleaders are hired from rodeos.
You debate sunday games on the airwaves thru saturday.
Bronco talk shows have suicide hotlines.
Barrels are worn at weddings.
You crash the post game shows and disrupt programming.
All mondays following playoff wins are declared legal holidays.
Fights at ArrowHead tailgates are tradition.
You wear ugly striped socks for nostalgia.
You keep pinups of Steve Atwater in the basement.
Victory parades are held after the preseason.
Assistant coaches get dope slapped in the tunnel.
You collect bronco players, not jerseys.
You kick the dog after a loss.

Tombstone RJ · 08-03-2009, 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Circle Orange

You know you're hard core Bronco when:

You dye your babies orange.
Half smokes, fries and stadium beer are considered food groups.
You have a port a john in your basement.
"Elway" is a state highway.
Parents are sacrified to the football gods for season tickets.
Your license plates say "THE DRIVE"
You paint ball Al Davis.
Snowballs are carefully hidden for Monday Night Football.
You wear chuck boots with nails for noise.
You tailgate at Shanahan's old mansion.
You buy a Bowlen "Pimp" coat at the concession stands.
Orange tinted glasses are worn at all games.
You do helicopter spins from the top deck.
The state logo is the bronco helmet.
You yell "INCOMPLETE" at the mascot.
You encourage obnoxious, noisy fans around you.
The field is orange astroturf.
The uprights are bronco blue.
Baiting referees is considered good manners.
Barging into the owner's press box is acceptable.
All cheerleaders are hired from rodeos.
You debate sunday games on the airwaves thru saturday.
Bronco talk shows have suicide hotlines.
Barrels are worn at weddings.
You crash the post game shows and disrupt programming.
All mondays following playoff wins are declared legal holidays.
Fights at ArrowHead tailgates are tradition.
You wear ugly striped socks for nostalgia.
You keep pinups of Steve Atwater in the basement.
Victory parades are held after the preseason.
Assistant coaches get dope slapped in the tunnel.
You collect bronco players, not jerseys.
You kick the dog after a loss.

Ya got me! How'd you know?

BleedingOrange · 08-03-2009, 08:02 PM

I knew there was a reason I chose this screen name.

Slade · 08-03-2009, 08:09 PM

521 1N5 · 08-03-2009, 08:10 PM

No, it's like a dark red.

gunns · 08-03-2009, 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Circle Orange

You know you're hard core Bronco when:

You dye your babies orange.
Half smokes, fries and stadium beer are considered food groups.
You have a port a john in your basement.
"Elway" is a state highway.
Parents are sacrified to the football gods for season tickets.
Your license plates say "THE DRIVE"
You paint ball Al Davis.
Snowballs are carefully hidden for Monday Night Football.
You wear chuck boots with nails for noise.
You tailgate at Shanahan's old mansion.
You buy a Bowlen "Pimp" coat at the concession stands.
Orange tinted glasses are worn at all games.
You do helicopter spins from the top deck.
The state logo is the bronco helmet.
You yell "INCOMPLETE" at the mascot.
You encourage obnoxious, noisy fans around you.
The field is orange astroturf.
The uprights are bronco blue.
Baiting referees is considered good manners.
Barging into the owner's press box is acceptable.
All cheerleaders are hired from rodeos.
You debate sunday games on the airwaves thru saturday.
Bronco talk shows have suicide hotlines.
Barrels are worn at weddings.
You crash the post game shows and disrupt programming.
All mondays following playoff wins are declared legal holidays.
Fights at ArrowHead tailgates are tradition.
You wear ugly striped socks for nostalgia.
You keep pinups of Steve Atwater in the basement.
Victory parades are held after the preseason.
Assistant coaches get dope slapped in the tunnel.
You collect bronco players, not jerseys.
You kick the dog after a loss.

That's us! But I don't kick the dog after a loss. I've yelled so much throughout the game my house is generally empty....everyone's hiding.

Los Broncos · 08-03-2009, 08:45 PM

I'm hardcore because I have my own jersey.

Crushaholic · 08-03-2009, 09:22 PM

I don't know about some of the other choices, but I DO yell "IN-COM-PLETE!" at all football games, INCLUDING non-Broncos football games...

Slade · 08-04-2009, 07:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iron Clady

I'm hardcore because I have my own jersey.

Im harecore cause I have an orange jeep, custom orange shoes, and my own jersey!!!

ScottXray · 08-04-2009, 07:36 AM

I don't Bleed Orange....its red but watered down it could be.

I sometimes piss Orange, have shyt Orange, and if my farts had a color they
would probably be orange .

No orange vehicles, plenty of jerseys,

El Guapo · 08-04-2009, 09:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Slade

Nice! See the sig (well, when it used to be around. I'll put it below) and my car.

Taco John · 08-04-2009, 09:16 AM

I had to make a conscious decision to start buying clothes that weren't orange and dark blue.

El Guapo · 08-04-2009, 09:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Taco John

I had to make a conscious decision to start buying clothes that weren't orange and dark blue.

I'm still having issues with this.

TailgateNut · 08-04-2009, 09:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maverick_7

I'm still having issues with this.

A spare dresser in the spare bedroom solves those issues.

Circle Orange · 08-04-2009, 09:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maverick_7

Nice! See the sig (well, when it used to be around. I'll put it below) and my car.

Excuse me, who told you to paint my car orange? It was a most beautiful shade of LIME GREEN and you ruined it.

BroncoMan4ever · 08-04-2009, 10:09 PM

i am such a hardcore fan, that on 2 separate occasions, i have inadvertantly broken 2 different tv sets by chucking my remote through the screen after a ****ty game or play, only to have a new bigger television installed before the following sunday's game.

in my house during football sunday or any other major sporting event i am no longer allowed to hold the remote after the game has been put onto the screen. that's sucks too, after another bad loss i would have been in line to get a 56 inch flat screen after i broke another tv

broncocalijohn · 08-04-2009, 11:42 PM

I thought I bled orange until I picked an ingrown hair on my arm and it was red. (Damn, i think i just killed a fly with my hands!). There are things on that list that seems tongue in check but can be true for many. (oh, found the fly and seemed i just wounded it but I pretty much finished him off- incredible that I could clap and catch him in mid air like Mr. Migagi tried with chopsticks). I never had "The drive" as a license plate but I used to have RDR H8R for my boat trailer.

08-03-2009, 07:15 PM	#1
Circle Orange SPOT ON. Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: The Styxx, D.C. Posts: 3,956	Do you bleed ORANGE? You know you're hard core Bronco when: You dye your babies orange. Half smokes, fries and stadium beer are considered food groups. You have a port a john in your basement. "Elway" is a state highway. Parents are sacrified to the football gods for season tickets. Your license plates say "THE DRIVE" You paint ball Al Davis. Snowballs are carefully hidden for Monday Night Football. You wear chuck boots with nails for noise. You tailgate at Shanahan's old mansion. You buy a Bowlen "Pimp" coat at the concession stands. Orange tinted glasses are worn at all games. You do helicopter spins from the top deck. The state logo is the bronco helmet. You yell "INCOMPLETE" at the mascot. You encourage obnoxious, noisy fans around you. The field is orange astroturf. The uprights are bronco blue. Baiting referees is considered good manners. Barging into the owner's press box is acceptable. All cheerleaders are hired from rodeos. You debate sunday games on the airwaves thru saturday. Bronco talk shows have suicide hotlines. Barrels are worn at weddings. You crash the post game shows and disrupt programming. All mondays following playoff wins are declared legal holidays. Fights at ArrowHead tailgates are tradition. You wear ugly striped socks for nostalgia. You keep pinups of Steve Atwater in the basement. Victory parades are held after the preseason. Assistant coaches get dope slapped in the tunnel. You collect bronco players, not jerseys. You kick the dog after a loss.

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08-03-2009, 08:02 PM	#3
BleedingOrange Pro Bowler Come back with your shield or on it Join Date: Jun 2001 Posts: 688	I knew there was a reason I chose this screen name.

08-03-2009, 08:09 PM	#4
Slade Ring of Famer Join Date: May 2003 Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 1,958 Adopt-a-Bronco: Montee Ball

08-03-2009, 08:10 PM	#5
521 1N5 Perennial Pro-bowler Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 970	No, it's like a dark red.

08-03-2009, 08:45 PM	#7
Los Broncos Ring of farmers Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Anaheim Hills, Santa Ana Mountains CA Posts: 18,766 Adopt-a-Bronco: Ryan Clady	I'm hardcore because I have my own jersey.

08-03-2009, 09:22 PM	#8
Crushaholic Armchair Poster Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Topeka, KS Posts: 22,043	I don't know about some of the other choices, but I DO yell "IN-COM-PLETE!" at all football games, INCLUDING non-Broncos football games...

08-04-2009, 07:36 AM	#10
ScottXray Opinionated A**** Love Me some PANCAKES!** Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: PDX (Portland OR) Posts: 4,663 Adopt-a-Bronco: J. D. Walton	I don't Bleed Orange....its red but watered down it could be. I sometimes piss Orange, have shyt Orange, and if my farts had a color they would probably be orange . No orange vehicles, plenty of jerseys,

08-04-2009, 09:16 AM	#12
Taco John 24/7 Broncos In Elway I Trust Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 49,699 Adopt-a-Bronco: Peyton Manning	I had to make a conscious decision to start buying clothes that weren't orange and dark blue.

08-04-2009, 10:09 PM	#16
BroncoMan4ever Ring of Famer Here to chew bubblegum and kick ass Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Denver Posts: 11,569 Adopt-a-Bronco: VIRGIL GREEN!!!	i am such a hardcore fan, that on 2 separate occasions, i have inadvertantly broken 2 different tv sets by chucking my remote through the screen after a ****ty game or play, only to have a new bigger television installed before the following sunday's game. in my house during football sunday or any other major sporting event i am no longer allowed to hold the remote after the game has been put onto the screen. that's sucks too, after another bad loss i would have been in line to get a 56 inch flat screen after i broke another tv

08-04-2009, 11:42 PM	#17
broncocalijohn Famer of Rings My Dog Richard Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Lake Forest, Orange County, Calif. Posts: 18,464 Adopt-a-Bronco: Simon Fletcher	I thought I bled orange until I picked an ingrown hair on my arm and it was red. (Damn, i think i just killed a fly with my hands!). There are things on that list that seems tongue in check but can be true for many. (oh, found the fly and seemed i just wounded it but I pretty much finished him off- incredible that I could clap and catch him in mid air like Mr. Migagi tried with chopsticks). I never had "The drive" as a license plate but I used to have RDR H8R for my boat trailer.