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View Poll Results: Is it too early for MJ jokes?
Yes 10 15.63%
no its never to early 42 65.63%
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Old 06-26-2009, 01:10 PM   #1
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Its never too early IMHO

Only in America can you be born a poor black boy and die a rich white woman.

Michael Jackson died from the surprise that Boyz II Men is actually a band and not a delivery service!

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Old 06-26-2009, 01:56 PM   #2
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Old 06-26-2009, 02:40 PM   #3
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seems like a good place to post this.

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Old 06-26-2009, 06:03 PM   #4
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I didn't make this one up, so I'm just the messenger. Heard this one from some of the day shift folk here at work.

They finally figured out what they are going to do with MJs body. Since he is made up of 90% plastic, they are going to melt him down and make legos out of him so the little boys can play with him instead.
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I didn't make this one up, so I'm just the messenger. Heard this one from some of the day shift folk here at work.

They finally figured out what they are going to do with MJs body. Since he is made up of 90% plastic, they are going to melt him down and make legos out of him so the little boys can play with him instead.
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Old 06-26-2009, 06:12 PM   #6
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What does MJ and Kmart have in common?

Boys pants half off...
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Old 06-26-2009, 06:51 PM   #7
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Michael's last words. "Take me to the children's hospital"
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Old 06-26-2009, 06:57 PM   #8
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Farah Fawcett dies and goes to heaven.
When she gets to the gates, St. Peter says "For living such a good life I will grant you one wish."
Farah replies, "I wish all the children on earth were safe."
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Old 06-26-2009, 07:39 PM   #9
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This thread is a bit offensive. I'm glad that Hammer put out a special tribute to the King of Pop.

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Old 06-26-2009, 07:44 PM   #10
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Meh- if all the allegations were true, and they really seemed to be, then I hope he died in tremendous pain with absolute terror running through his mind. Too early? **** him.
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Old 06-26-2009, 08:12 PM   #12
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Old 06-26-2009, 08:35 PM   #13
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From a chat room I'm at:

"Out of respect, McDonalds has released the McJackson burger, 50 year old meat between 10 year old buns."
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Knock, knock

Who's there?

Little Boy Blue

Little Boy Blue who?

Michael Jackson.
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"Out of respect, McDonalds has released the McJackson burger, 50 year old meat between 10 year old buns."
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Old 06-26-2009, 09:29 PM   #16
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LMAO. You guys are brutal.
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Awesome jokes guys.

He was a pedophile, a joke is never too early.
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Old 06-26-2009, 11:44 PM   #18
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Damn this has best thread of the off season potential!

Why does Michael Jackson like 28 year olds? Because there's 20 of them.


I don't molest little kids now baby!!
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This **** is too funny.
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I found out he'd died when i went onto the football team i play for's forum and there was a michael jackson's dead joke thread.

Here are some of the better ones

what did michael jackson and margaret thatcher have in common, they both liked to **** the miners!

in michael jacksons will it was his wish that he could be melted down and be made into toy soldiers....so the kids could play with him for a change

whats the differance between michael jackson and sir alex ferguson? sir alex will be playing giggs this year

Reports of Michael Jacksons having a heart attack are incorrect! he was found in the childrens ward having a stroke.

He died of a heart attack. Turns out heart disease comes from his father's side of the family. Its known as the 'Billy gene'.

When the doctors arrived at his house, they found him lying on his back, blowing Bubbles!!

Given that Michael Jackson was recently reported to be suffering from skin cancer, the coroner is not sure yet if the real cause of death should be blamed on the sunshine.....or the moonlight, the good times or the boogie,

but at this time he suspects it was the boogie.

It's quite ironic that Jacko died around midnight....when the big hand touches the little hand

What did one paramedic say to the other when giving Jacko CPR? Dont stop, till hes had enough

Jacksons will indicates that he wishes to be melted down and turned into carrier bags, so he may remain white, plastic, and dangerous to children

Just reported on the news that he's been turned back at the gates of heaven. The authorities said: Don't blame it on the sunshine, don't blame it on the moonlight, don't blame it on the good times, blame it on the buggery....

Just seen the first leaked medical report - apparantly he was suffering from a heavy flu-like illness and one theory is that he may have choked on inhaled dried mucus - however, other doctors say it's too soon to blame it on the bogey.

jackson actuallt died of food poisoning. he had some 12 year old nuts. er or was it a 5 year old wiener?

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney? Disney can still reach out to kids.
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Old 06-27-2009, 04:29 AM   #21
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Ryan O'Neal and Farrah Fawcett are making plans to marry.

Makes sense, I suppose - after all, why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free for over 30 years until the cow's near death?

That's just smart shopping, right there...drives down the price of cow.
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What does MJ like most about twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.
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Old 06-29-2009, 06:38 AM   #23
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Jackson's last words as he was being rushed to hospital ........Is there
any room in the children's ward?'

Michael Jackson has cancelled all upcoming dates. One is Thomas aged 9.
Another is Dylan aged 6.

Jockeys at tomorrows Flemington meeting will wear black armbands out of
respect for Jacko who successfully rode more 3 year olds than anyone in
living memory

Early reports are that the Hospital does not know what to do with the
body as plastic recycling is not collected until next Thursday.

At the autopsy they found children's underwear strapped to his upper
arm. According to his doctors it is just a patch, he's been trying to
quit for a while.

Michael Jackson didn't have a heart attack he was found drowned in his
pool! Cause no one would throw him a boy...
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What is the Difference Between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstong.

Neil Armstrong Walked on the Moon,

Michael Jackson Likes to Buggar little kids.
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