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Old 06-26-2009, 11:26 AM   #1
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Default The best martial art that no one has heard of

Supposed to be one of the best, but here in America its largly unknown.

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Old 06-26-2009, 11:29 AM   #2
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I'll have to pick up a few moves for the next time I'm in a heated swordfight.
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Old 06-26-2009, 11:38 AM   #3
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Is it me, or does every object in that room look like it was designed to F a person up?
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Old 06-26-2009, 11:44 AM   #4
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That metal whip would be great for sex.......
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Old 06-26-2009, 01:08 PM   #5
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lol man one slip up in that practice and your beheaded.....nuts
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Old 06-26-2009, 01:28 PM   #6
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Harrison Ford handled best
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQBLTB5f3j0&NR=1
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Old 06-26-2009, 01:33 PM   #7
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Supposed to be one of the best, but here in America its largly unknown.

Aw, hell no. Captain Kirk was doing that stuff to aliens years ago.

I'm guessing those "martial artists" wouldn't be too "dancy" after a couple stout punches to the face...
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Old 06-26-2009, 01:35 PM   #8
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Here it is (without the metal whip of course)...

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Old 06-26-2009, 01:36 PM   #9
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Is that Borat swinging the fire stick things?
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Old 06-26-2009, 01:41 PM   #10
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Of course, the the best martial art usually involves the use of guns...

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Old 06-26-2009, 01:41 PM   #11
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The people I know who do martial arts are all dorks. Before anyone gets all offended, I realize there are non-dorks that do martial arts. I just don't know any of them.

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Old 06-26-2009, 01:46 PM   #12
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nothing a gun couldn't solve.
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Old 06-26-2009, 01:49 PM   #13
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Is that Borat swinging the fire stick things?
QFT I was thinking that Borat is now heading to UFC
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Old 06-26-2009, 05:00 PM   #14
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Old 06-26-2009, 05:54 PM   #15
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That was like Taekwando minus the effectiveness and a little bit more gay and stupid. Nice find.
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Old 06-26-2009, 06:02 PM   #16
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Old 06-26-2009, 06:37 PM   #17
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Old 06-26-2009, 06:39 PM   #18
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ah the ole click ,click,bang art .........
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Old 06-26-2009, 06:51 PM   #19
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It's unknown because who needs it when you can just throat punch someone!!
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Here it is (without the metal whip of course)...

Best. Fight. Ever! Except we didn't see the infamous double side kick.

Who knew Styrofoam could be so heavy?
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Old 06-27-2009, 09:29 AM   #21
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Anyone follow local MMA? My brother fights in the Ring of Fire. Every time he fights, I want to die. It's insane.

Martial Arts are good to keep in shape... only a few are legit or deadly. Styrofoam? Straight deadly.
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Old 06-27-2009, 01:24 PM   #22
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Old 06-27-2009, 01:27 PM   #23
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Old 06-27-2009, 02:11 PM   #24
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Seems cool but I could see women who practice it being at a disadvantage as one's strength and skill would appear to be proportionate to the size of one's moustache.
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Old 06-27-2009, 02:54 PM   #25
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"Gun Kata"

I'm a little disappointed it took 11 posts for someone to reference Rex Kwan Do.
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