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Old 06-26-2009, 06:47 AM   #1
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Default OT Official Male Member of the Year Award

Since Miss Independent has been begging me to create another fun and “wacky” dating poll that she can enjoy and I have finally broke down to do it. (Yes I know the woman b****es enough man freaking does it to make her shut-up). But as I explained to her, due to the high number of men on the board (also known as the sausage factor) a dating poll wouldn't work for 95% of our members. Instead we are going with “OMAN’s Official Male Member of the Year Award (or the Beef Cake b**** Award winner)”

Like Miss I dating contest we will have two poles. The first the nomination thread where anyone can nominate any member on the board based answering the following questions: (Self nomination not manipulation is allowed and making fun of other candidates is encouraged.)

1. What make them a “member”?
2. What awesome thing would they do with the award?
3. Why the nominee is manlier than anyone else on the board?
4. What hot piece of ass would the winner bang and what is the pick line he/she would use?

The second poll will be the official selection thread.

Winner gets to post in their sig – “ I am THE MEMBER of the Mane 2009, and you are not worthy of my presence”

* Elid13 is not official associated with the management of the Orangemane. At no time do any responses that are posted in this thread really his fault, and in fact all problems should be placed at the feet of PEZ and his wine cooler drinking California surfer ass. If by some chance the Google ad thingy returns ads for either gay porn sites or male escorts then it really not Elsid13’s fault, but TJ is going to make a lot of money off of Spider, Hotrod, and theREV .
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Old 06-26-2009, 07:05 AM   #2
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I want to nominate Elsid for sacrificing his manhood for the good of all of us so that none of the men have to create such a dark and desperate poll.

I think sausage factory is a little harsh. That would imply this makes sausage. I am more of the opinion that this is where sausages come to die. It's kind of a sausage graveyard. It only comes to life when some poor innocent female (Why are women always innocent?) decides to ply her smile on unsuspecting and vulnerable dying sausages. It's a sad commentary but Elsid you get my vote for doing the noble and honorable thing literally hoisting yourself on your own pitard.

I don't think she likes the color of the Orangemane. Why is it so orange all the time. Can you put in a call to Taco? I think you was planning on redecorating anyway. A more mauve feel might be in order? No?

I think the Spider, Pez, Rev and Old Dude should automatically remove themselves from the polling. The Old Dude just because he's a Sith Lord of sorts. Pez just because. Hot Rod/Dortoh/Cap'n snuggie should be immeadiately banned from this thread and all polls about this thread.
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Old 06-26-2009, 07:11 AM   #3
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1. What make them a “member”?
2. What awesome thing would they do with the award?
3. Why the nominee is manlier than anyone else on the board?
4. What hot piece of ass would the winner bang and what is the pick line he/she would use?


I nominate Watermock.

1. Because he's such a douchebag. He's so mean he gets in fights with himself in the middle of a thread knocks himself out.
2. He would take it to the local bar and beat up some hippies with it.
3. It takes a real man to snap out of a coma. How mean do you have to be to tell the bright light "Screw you! I ain't ready."
4. He's like Chuck Norris. He wouldn't say anything. He'd just hit it and get it. She would thank him, bring him an iced cold beer and then get her own cab.

Mock doesn't use words like mere city dwellers. Dont' be rediculous. He alludes. He's like an Orangemane Zen poet too high on reality for anyone to get it where he's going and too tuned into the truth for you ever to understand. He's a man's man because dudes like him and they don't even know why.
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Old 06-26-2009, 07:31 AM   #4
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Elsid13 nominates the Nike Shoe Guy

1. What make them a “member”?

Dude have you seen his awesome threads and somehow he become a mod before Hotrod's worthy ass

2. What awesome thing would they do with the award?

I expect that he would use it to force young Thai children to make his shoes at twice the production rate then they are now.

3. Why the nominee is manlier than anyone else on the board?

He the only man that is so manly that he doesn't need to post to anyone but his self

4. What hot piece of ass would the winner bang and what is the pick line he/she would use?

I can only hope that Paris Hilton would be up to his standard when he uses the line "I MANE MEMBER NOW BUY MY CHEAP FREE JORdnons"
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Old 06-26-2009, 07:41 AM   #5
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Like Miss I dating contest we will have two poles.
I think that would cement the notion of this being a sausage factory. Two poles? Whoooohoooo!
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Old 06-26-2009, 08:37 AM   #6
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1. What make them a “member”?
2. What awesome thing would they do with the award?
3. Why the nominee is manlier than anyone else on the board?
4. What hot piece of ass would the winner bang and what is the pick line he/she would use?


i nominate BOOB

1)Come on everyone already thinks he is one of the biggets "members" ever on the mane
2)Place it right next to his 1/12th scale model of the millenium falcon in his mom's basement...errrrr his bedroom
3)takes a real man to admit to some of the stuff Boob has.
4) the hot poa would be, Serleena (Lara Flynn Boyle) from MIB II, bcause we all know it would take an alien to get boob laid. and the line would probably be something like umm errr ahhhh errr aaahhhh ****...sorry i can't speak to women very well but if you come home with me my mom will make us breakfast in bed in the morning
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Old 06-26-2009, 08:52 AM   #7
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I don't think this is a list i want anything to do with...
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Old 06-26-2009, 08:54 AM   #8
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1. What make them a “member”?
2. What awesome thing would they do with the award?
3. Why the nominee is manlier than anyone else on the board?
4. What hot piece of ass would the winner bang and what is the pick line he/she would use?

I nominate Sassy

1. She is more man then 99.9% of the men on this board. I'd want her on my team in any asskicking competition

2. She would hang it next to Hogans sack.....which she also owns.

3. She has been to more Bronco Games home and away....rain, snow, sleet and hail then 95% of the "so called" fans on this board.

4. Hogan and the pick up line would be "now b****"
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Old 06-26-2009, 09:00 AM   #9
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I nominate any W&M Alumni.

Go Tribe.
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Old 06-26-2009, 09:02 AM   #10
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I nominate Bobo.

1. What make them a “member”?

He is clearly a dick.

2. What awesome thing would they do with the award?

Pound some box.

3. Why the nominee is manlier than anyone else on the board?

Nobody else on the board spends more time in male only company than Bobo.

4. What hot piece of ass would the winner bang and what is the pick line he/she would use?

Himself, and "Errrhhh".


This post is purely for sarcasm, I will do an actual nomination later.
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Old 06-26-2009, 09:03 AM   #11
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I nominate my member.











No I did not read what the thread is about.
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Old 06-26-2009, 09:04 AM   #12
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I nominate Bobo.

1. What make them a “member”?

He is clearly a dick.

2. What awesome thing would they do with the award?

Pound some box.

3. Why the nominee is manlier than anyone else on the board?

Nobody else on the board spends more time in male only company than Bobo.

4. What hot piece of ass would the winner bang and what is the pick line he/she would use?

Himself, and "Errrhhh".


This post is purely for sarcasm, I will do an actual nomination later.
almost original!
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Old 06-26-2009, 09:20 AM   #13
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I don't think this is a list i want anything to do with...
I would highly recommend that you self nominate, because you are already a poll candidate
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Old 06-26-2009, 11:22 AM   #14
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You know Dave didn't want to participate in the last one either...but thanks for getting me to stop b****ing...you are a good man for taking the bullet for the board...
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Old 06-26-2009, 11:26 AM   #15
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I think that would cement the notion of this being a sausage factory. Two poles? Whoooohoooo!
keep it together, woman...
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Old 06-27-2009, 12:55 PM   #16
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I would highly recommend that you self nominate, because you are already a poll candidate
I think self nominating would cause hair to grow on your hands or blindness.
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Old 06-27-2009, 01:21 PM   #17
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Speaking of awards, when is Old Dude gonna start up the OM Awards?

I got an avatar I wanna nominate .......
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Old 06-27-2009, 01:23 PM   #19
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This is reminding me more and more of the "Biggest Tool" reality show.
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Old 06-27-2009, 01:36 PM   #20
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I nominate myself everyone else can kiss my ass

1.My sausage is 100% Rear Meat
2.Everyone in the O-Mane is a Loser Besides me(I actually go Outside)
3.I am no longer a Peeping Tom (My binoculars broke)
4.I'm smarter than everybody (Even tho i scored the lowest on The Wonderlic thread)
5.I like my cocoa pebbles Mushy.
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Old 06-27-2009, 02:15 PM   #21
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Damn it, I'm too late to make the "two poles and a member" joke.
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Old 06-27-2009, 02:37 PM   #22
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1. What make them a “member”?
2. What awesome thing would they do with the award?
3. Why the nominee is manlier than anyone else on the board?
4. What hot piece of ass would the winner bang and what is the pick line he/she would use?


I nominate Watermock.

1. Because he's such a douchebag. He's so mean he gets in fights with himself in the middle of a thread knocks himself out.
2. He would take it to the local bar and beat up some hippies with it.
3. It takes a real man to snap out of a coma. How mean do you have to be to tell the bright light "Screw you! I ain't ready."
4. He's like Chuck Norris. He wouldn't say anything. He'd just hit it and get it. She would thank him, bring him an iced cold beer and then get her own cab.

Mock doesn't use words like mere city dwellers. Dont' be rediculous. He alludes. He's like an Orangemane Zen poet too high on reality for anyone to get it where he's going and too tuned into the truth for you ever to understand. He's a man's man because dudes like him and they don't even know why.
This post reaches levels of awesomeness that will not be realized for years to come.

Bravo my friend, bravo.
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Old 06-27-2009, 02:54 PM   #23
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I'm going to have to second quiettiger's nomination of Mock. It was a great speech-probably not fueled by alcohol of any kind, which makes it all the more impressive.
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1. What make them a “member”?
2. What awesome thing would they do with the award?
3. Why the nominee is manlier than anyone else on the board?
4. What hot piece of ass would the winner bang and what is the pick line he/she would use?


I nominate Watermock.

1. Because he's such a douchebag. He's so mean he gets in fights with himself in the middle of a thread knocks himself out.
2. He would take it to the local bar and beat up some hippies with it.
3. It takes a real man to snap out of a coma. How mean do you have to be to tell the bright light "Screw you! I ain't ready."
4. He's like Chuck Norris. He wouldn't say anything. He'd just hit it and get it. She would thank him, bring him an iced cold beer and then get her own cab.

Mock doesn't use words like mere city dwellers. Dont' be rediculous. He alludes. He's like an Orangemane Zen poet too high on reality for anyone to get it where he's going and too tuned into the truth for you ever to understand. He's a man's man because dudes like him and they don't even know why.
Wow, obsess much?
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Old 06-27-2009, 04:30 PM   #25
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I believe that someone needs to put Poops and TJ up for this honor.
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