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Old 06-25-2009, 08:20 PM   #1
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he could cure jay cutlers diabetes, with whiskey flavored ice cream.

he could coach kyle orton to a super bowl.

these are hard to think of
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Old 06-25-2009, 08:23 PM   #2
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Old 06-25-2009, 08:40 PM   #3
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he once threw a 6'5" 240 pound receiver into a t.v. just to try it.
He could teach Travis Henry how to use a condom.
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Old 06-25-2009, 08:47 PM   #4
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He could put a fist behind Kyle Orton's neckbeard.
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Old 06-25-2009, 09:10 PM   #5
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Old 06-25-2009, 09:13 PM   #6
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He once threw a interception just to see what it was like.
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Old 06-25-2009, 09:14 PM   #7
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Still not as sexy as Spider in Thong.
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Old 06-25-2009, 09:22 PM   #8
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he once threw a 6'5" 240 pound receiver into a t.v. just to try it.
He could teach Travis Henry how to use a condom.
Now you've gone too far... some things just aren't going to happen.
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Old 06-25-2009, 09:33 PM   #9
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Old 06-25-2009, 09:34 PM   #10
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Old 06-25-2009, 11:41 PM   #11
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those commercials are retarded... they're all Chuck Norris joke ripoffs.
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Old 06-25-2009, 11:43 PM   #12
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Old 06-26-2009, 07:27 AM   #13
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Old 06-26-2009, 08:06 AM   #14
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Old 06-26-2009, 08:10 AM   #15
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everybody knows that the most interesting man in the world is tedy bruschi's shoe shine boy and pillow fluffer.
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Old 06-26-2009, 08:14 AM   #16
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His reputation is expanding faster than the Universe. He once experince an akward moment to see what it felt like.
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Old 06-26-2009, 08:23 AM   #17
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Old 06-26-2009, 08:24 AM   #18
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Old 06-26-2009, 08:25 AM   #19
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he could cure jay cutlers diabetes, with whiskey flavored ice cream.

he could coach kyle orton to a super bowl.

these are hard to think of
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Old 06-26-2009, 08:31 AM   #20
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Old 06-26-2009, 08:54 AM   #21
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He speaks fluent French....in Russian.
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Old 06-26-2009, 11:31 AM   #22
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He has a woman who's beaver tastes like BBQ and her nipples shoot beer out of thim
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Old 06-26-2009, 11:33 AM   #23
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I like the line "he speaks fluent russian, in german" Or something like that
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Old 06-26-2009, 11:38 AM   #24
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How the **** is this thread not about me
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Old 06-26-2009, 01:01 PM   #25
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Those commercials are great. Too bad they go over many people's heads...
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