the most interesting man in the world - The Orange Mane

tsiguy96 · 06-25-2009, 07:20 PM

he could cure jay cutlers diabetes, with whiskey flavored ice cream.

he could coach kyle orton to a super bowl.

these are hard to think of

HILife · 06-25-2009, 07:23 PM

Stay thirsty my friends.

KillerBronco#76 · 06-25-2009, 07:40 PM

he once threw a 6'5" 240 pound receiver into a t.v. just to try it.
He could teach Travis Henry how to use a condom.

ohiobronco2 · 06-25-2009, 07:47 PM

He could put a fist behind Kyle Orton's neckbeard.

summerdenver · 06-25-2009, 08:10 PM

The new lines i heard on radio are hilarious.

He won the life time achievement award .... twice.

Which ever side of tracks he is on that is the right side. If he switches side he would still be on the right side.

Bronx33 · 06-25-2009, 08:13 PM

He once threw a interception just to see what it was like.

elsid13 · 06-25-2009, 08:14 PM

Still not as sexy as Spider in Thong.

TheDave · 06-25-2009, 08:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KillerBronco#76

he once threw a 6'5" 240 pound receiver into a t.v. just to try it.
He could teach Travis Henry how to use a condom.

Now you've gone too far... some things just aren't going to happen.

HILife · 06-25-2009, 08:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ohiobronco2

He could put a fist behind Kyle Orton's neckbeard.

HILife · 06-25-2009, 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elsid13

Still not as sexy as Spider in Thong.

mr007 · 06-25-2009, 10:41 PM

those commercials are retarded... they're all Chuck Norris joke ripoffs.

CSU Husker · 06-25-2009, 10:43 PM

Never, under any circumstances has a conversation about the weather.

(My personal fav)

oubronco · 06-26-2009, 06:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hilife

_Oro_ · 06-26-2009, 07:06 AM

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

Smiling Assassin27 · 06-26-2009, 07:10 AM

everybody knows that the most interesting man in the world is tedy bruschi's shoe shine boy and pillow fluffer.

Garcia Bronco · 06-26-2009, 07:14 AM

His reputation is expanding faster than the Universe. He once experince an akward moment to see what it felt like.

BroncoSojia · 06-26-2009, 07:23 AM

He once touched MC Hammer

Los Broncos · 06-26-2009, 07:24 AM

He's a lover not a fighter, but he's also a fighter, so don't get any ideas.

ICON · 06-26-2009, 07:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tsiguy96

he could cure jay cutlers diabetes, with whiskey flavored ice cream.

he could coach kyle orton to a super bowl.

these are hard to think of

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BroncoSojia · 06-26-2009, 07:31 AM

He taught a German Shepard how to bark in Spanish.

Smiling Assassin27 · 06-26-2009, 07:54 AM

He speaks fluent French....in Russian.

oubronco · 06-26-2009, 10:31 AM

He has a woman who's beaver tastes like BBQ and her nipples shoot beer out of thim

SonOfLe-loLang · 06-26-2009, 10:33 AM

I like the line "he speaks fluent russian, in german" Or something like that

Hotrod · 06-26-2009, 10:38 AM

How the **** is this thread not about me

Tombstone RJ · 06-26-2009, 12:01 PM

Those commercials are great. Too bad they go over many people's heads...

06-25-2009, 07:20 PM	#1
tsiguy96 Ring of Famer New to the Forum Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 12,559 Adopt-a-Bronco: None	the most interesting man in the world he could cure jay cutlers diabetes, with whiskey flavored ice cream. he could coach kyle orton to a super bowl. these are hard to think of

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06-25-2009, 07:23 PM	#2
HILife Ring of Famer Mrs. Alicia Hilife Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: DC - NOVA - DMV - VA - Take your pick Posts: 3,432	Stay thirsty my friends.

06-25-2009, 07:40 PM	#3
KillerBronco#76 Perennial Pro-bowler "The Beast" From the east Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 899	he once threw a 6'5" 240 pound receiver into a t.v. just to try it. He could teach Travis Henry how to use a condom.

06-25-2009, 07:47 PM	#4
ohiobronco2 Ring of Famer Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 2,739	He could put a fist behind Kyle Orton's neckbeard.

06-25-2009, 08:10 PM	#5
summerdenver Ring of Famer Rebuilding both offense and defense Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Seattle Posts: 1,822 Adopt-a-Bronco: Peyton Hillis	The new lines i heard on radio are hilarious. He won the life time achievement award .... twice. Which ever side of tracks he is on that is the right side. If he switches side he would still be on the right side.

06-25-2009, 08:13 PM	#6
Bronx33 lets go partner Rumpson Rocks Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Lakewood,Colo Posts: 41,221 Adopt-a-Bronco: Woodyard	He once threw a interception just to see what it was like.

06-25-2009, 08:14 PM	#7
elsid13 Lost In Space Bóg, Honor, Ojczyzna Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: DC Posts: 19,081	Still not as sexy as Spider in Thong.

06-25-2009, 10:41 PM	#11
mr007 I'm not your buddy, guy Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: San Diego Posts: 1,077 Adopt-a-Bronco: Eddie Royal	those commercials are retarded... they're all Chuck Norris joke ripoffs.

06-25-2009, 10:43 PM	#12
CSU Husker Seasoned Veteran Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 447	Never, under any circumstances has a conversation about the weather. (My personal fav)

06-26-2009, 07:06 AM	#14
_Oro_ Formerly known as Casson *Don't run that sht this way.** Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Montréal Posts: 1,199 Adopt-a-Bronco: - R. Ayers	Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

06-26-2009, 07:10 AM	#15
Smiling Assassin27 STOP! KIPER TIME! Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: In a van down by the river Posts: 10,961 Adopt-a-Bronco: Von Miller	everybody knows that the most interesting man in the world is tedy bruschi's shoe shine boy and pillow fluffer.

06-26-2009, 07:14 AM	#16
Garcia Bronco Hokie since 1993 Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 45,991 Adopt-a-Bronco: Tom Jackson	His reputation is expanding faster than the Universe. He once experince an akward moment to see what it felt like.

06-26-2009, 07:23 AM	#17
BroncoSojia Go Broncos 4 more years Champ Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Jackson, MS Posts: 449 Adopt-a-Bronco: Darcel McBath	He once touched MC Hammer

06-26-2009, 07:24 AM	#18
Los Broncos Ring of farmers Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Anaheim Hills, Santa Ana Mountains CA Posts: 18,766 Adopt-a-Bronco: Ryan Clady	He's a lover not a fighter, but he's also a fighter, so don't get any ideas.

06-26-2009, 07:31 AM	#20
BroncoSojia Go Broncos 4 more years Champ Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Jackson, MS Posts: 449 Adopt-a-Bronco: Darcel McBath	He taught a German Shepard how to bark in Spanish.

06-26-2009, 07:54 AM	#21
Smiling Assassin27 STOP! KIPER TIME! Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: In a van down by the river Posts: 10,961 Adopt-a-Bronco: Von Miller	He speaks fluent French....in Russian.

06-26-2009, 10:31 AM	#22
oubronco John Foneco !! Mile High Magic Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Sooner Country Posts: 20,585	He has a woman who's beaver tastes like BBQ and her nipples shoot beer out of thim

06-26-2009, 10:33 AM	#23
SonOfLe-loLang Young Buck Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 13,216 Adopt-a-Bronco: Thunder (RIP)	I like the line "he speaks fluent russian, in german" Or something like that

06-26-2009, 10:38 AM	#24
Hotrod Self Appointed Expert aka Dortoh Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 25,136 Adopt-a-Bronco: Miss I	How the **** is this thread not about me

06-26-2009, 12:01 PM	#25
Tombstone RJ Ring of Famer Old School Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: In the Tetons! Posts: 19,278 Adopt-a-Bronco: WorrellWilliams	Those commercials are great. Too bad they go over many people's heads...