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Old 06-18-2009, 10:43 AM   #1
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Default Girl has 56 stars tattooed on face after 'falling asleep'

Kimberley Vlaminck, 18, claimed that she asked for only three stars to be tattooed near her left eye as a present from her father, Diego, who was upholding a family tradition of tattoos.

"My father wanted to pay because in our family everyone has a tattoo," she said.

As her father ate an ice cream outside, Miss Vlaeminck claims she fell asleep before waking up to find her face covered in the "nightmare" tattoos.



Full Article: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worl...ng-asleep.html



How do you fall asleep while getting your face inked?
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Old 06-18-2009, 10:47 AM   #2
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Old 06-18-2009, 10:48 AM   #3
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How do you fall asleep while getting your face inked?
You don't.
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Old 06-18-2009, 10:49 AM   #4
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I believe her , she is getting Railroaded the same way Oj did .........
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Old 06-18-2009, 10:49 AM   #5
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How do you fall asleep while getting your face inked?
Seriously. And how big was that ice cream the dad was eating outside. He'd have to eat about 100 large sundaes to occupy himself in the time it would take to do all those stars.

This is such BS.
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Old 06-18-2009, 10:51 AM   #6
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I am calling BS and photo shop. How long does it take her Dad to sit outside and eat an ice cream? 56 tats take a long time and he would have come inside to see what is going on. Let us just say that I am wrong on this and she really got the tats, I know Hotrod would hit it.
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Old 06-18-2009, 10:53 AM   #7
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She is now officially HOT!
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Kimberley Vlaminck, 18, claimed that she asked for only three stars to be tattooed near her left eye as a present from her father, Diego, who was upholding a family tradition of tattoos.

"My father wanted to pay because in our family everyone has a tattoo," she said.

As her father ate an ice cream outside, Miss Vlaeminck claims she fell asleep before waking up to find her face covered in the "nightmare" tattoos.



Full Article: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worl...ng-asleep.html



How do you fall asleep while getting your face inked?
WOW!!! What she meant to say was the pain knocked her out. How does someone mistake 3 for 54? Why would anyone what to tattoo their face?
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Old 06-18-2009, 10:55 AM   #9
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Ask Bob. It'll explain a lot, actually.
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but what motive would the tattoo artist have to do this

he cant get away with it....it makes him no money and it takes up more time

this whole thing is weird
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Old 06-18-2009, 10:58 AM   #11
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Ask Bob. It'll explain a lot, actually.
I think you mean JIZZED
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this is the tat artist by the way...no lie

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Old 06-18-2009, 11:00 AM   #13
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Mike Tyson thinks this looks bad
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she spoke to the guy in French and English...

he doesnt speak either language....

now she says she wants to keep the ones on her forehead but none of the others

im reading too much about this
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Old 06-18-2009, 11:06 AM   #15
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that girl just ruined her life.
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Old 06-18-2009, 11:10 AM   #16
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The last sentence of the full article spells it out:

Mr Toumaniantz (the tatoo artist) has counterclaimed that the problems only began when the father saw his teenage daughter's tattoos.

Pretty obvious what happened. It can only be one of two things:

1. She wanted this done, knew her father wouldn't approve, but went ahead with it anyway hoping he'd get over it. He obviously freaked out when he saw it so he forced her to go along with this story to get it undone.

2. They were both in on it from the beginning and came up with this story before they even walked into the tatoo parlor, as a way of collecting the infamous "winning lottery ticket". Neither of them are American, though, and I'm not pessimistic enough about the people in the rest of the world to believe this was the motivation all along.
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Old 06-18-2009, 11:11 AM   #17
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Then it is all good
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Old 06-18-2009, 11:15 AM   #19
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Now that has to be McDaniels fault.
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Nah it was Bowlen. He was the one taking the order for the tatoos and was in charge of relaying that info to the artist. He simply got the number of stars wrong.

Must've been that damn short term memory loss thing again.
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Nah it was Bowlen. He was the one taking the order for the tatoos and was in charge of relaying that info to the artist. He simply got the number of stars wrong.

Must've been that damn short term memory loss thing again.
He cant do anything right, poor guy
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Old 06-18-2009, 11:20 AM   #22
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I am calling BS and photo shop. How long does it take her Dad to sit outside and eat an ice cream? 56 tats take a long time and he would have come inside to see what is going on. Let us just say that I am wrong on this and she really got the tats, I know Hotrod would hit it.
yeah, exactly.

that is photoshop, there's only one star that actually looks real.

is this an Onion article? lol

besides, the only time I've EVER seen someone fall asleep getting work done is a dude that was on Xanax.
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Old 06-18-2009, 11:27 AM   #23
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You'd think someone would try magic marker before doing that.
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Old 06-18-2009, 11:41 AM   #24
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Kimberley Vlaminck, 18, claimed that she asked for only three stars to be tattooed near her left eye as a present from her father, Diego, who was upholding a family tradition of tattoos.

"My father wanted to pay because in our family everyone has a tattoo," she said.
Sounds like a real high class family.
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Old 06-18-2009, 11:44 AM   #25
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Her dad is probably punching the **** out of her every morning to make sure she's not late for work.
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