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Old 06-08-2009, 04:21 PM   #1
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One of Rev's posts on how he's 99% sure he could convince one of his exes to sleep with someone's corpse made me think of this thread.... so I'll start it out.


Whore -> Horizontally available
Midget -> Vertically challenged

I know someone must have some good ones. Proceed!
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Old 06-08-2009, 04:42 PM   #2
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this can't go anywhere good...
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Old 06-08-2009, 04:45 PM   #3
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this can't go anywhere good...
I disagree Im thinking at least 7 pages.
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Old 06-08-2009, 04:49 PM   #4
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I disagree Im thinking at least 7 pages.
lol...i didn't say the thread wouldn't go long...

just ain't goin nowhere good is all...
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Old 06-08-2009, 05:00 PM   #5
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Old 06-08-2009, 05:15 PM   #6
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One of Rev's posts on how he's 99% sure he could convince one of his exes to sleep with someone's corpse made me think of this thread.... so I'll start it out.
I found a few at this website:

www.bored.com/pcphrases

Abortion: a near-life experience
Alcoholic: an anti-sobriety activist
Bald: folically independent
Body Odor: a nondiscretionary fragrance.
Bum: a displaced homeowner
Cannibalism: an intra-species dining experience
Corpse: a static post-human mass
Cowardly: challenge challenged
Cowboys: bovine control officers
Dish Washer: a utensil sanitizer

My favorite of all time, tho, is calling an airplane crash "an undesirable ground-air interface." Thanks, US Air Force!
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Old 06-08-2009, 06:43 PM   #8
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