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View Poll Results: Why is Dortoh such a douche?
He was born a douche. 5 17.24%
He achieved douchiness. 6 20.69%
He had douchiness thrust upon him. 6 20.69%
It's those goddamn polls he keeps posting. 7 24.14%
Basketball sucks. 5 17.24%
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Old 06-05-2009, 08:24 AM   #1
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Old 06-05-2009, 08:26 AM   #2
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I believe you misspelled "awesome"
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Old 06-05-2009, 08:27 AM   #3
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What not public

I voted that the honor was thrust apon me.
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Old 06-05-2009, 08:31 AM   #4
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You missed an option........... He was infected by _________.
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Old 06-05-2009, 08:40 AM   #5
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Couldn't his Username be changed to DortohtheDouche?
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I voted basketball sucks.

But dortoh is still a douche.

BTW, it was me who sabotaged the NBA thread! That's right! It was me! BWAHAHA!
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Couldn't his Username be changed to DortohtheDouche?
I am afraid people would no longer take me seriously if that were to happen.
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Old 06-05-2009, 08:54 AM   #8
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Mayo used as hair gel is part of the answer... But it's only part of it.
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Old 06-05-2009, 09:12 AM   #9
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Old 06-05-2009, 09:22 AM   #10
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it was the divorce

Oh good answer

I need a life
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I am afraid people would no longer take me seriously if that were to happen.
Honey, who takes you seriously now?
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Old 06-05-2009, 09:28 AM   #12
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Some men are born to douchiness, others have it thrust upon them.

I believe Dortoh is the latter, with the trolls being on summer holiday we need someone to fill the douchebaggery quota for the board, Dortoh has stepped up admirably and accepted the mantle of douche.
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Some men are born to douchiness, others have it thrust upon them.

I believe Dortoh is the latter, with the trolls being on summer holiday we need someone to fill the douchebaggery quota for the board, Dortoh has stepped up admirably and accepted the mantle of douche.
Finally someone gets the greatness of my sacrifice.

God I hope we get some football news worth talking about soon. Im running out of ways to look retarded
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Old 06-05-2009, 10:01 AM   #15
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Finally someone gets the greatness of my sacrifice.

God I hope we get some football news worth talking about soon. Im running out of ways to look retarded
Oh if you need suggestions, I think I can supply you with some ideas..
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Not possible-
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God I hope we get some football news worth talking about soon. Im running out of ways to look retarded
No, thats what advisors are for !!!!
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Old 06-05-2009, 10:07 AM   #18
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it was the divorce

And before that, the trauma of living with a Chiefs fan...
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No, thats what advisors are for !!!!
Excellent point #2........or are you #1 and its just assumed that I'm kind of a diety. Or are you #2 and I'm labeled #1 so that nobody can miss my power

Maybe we need a poll to sort this out
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My only question is: Is the right word "douchiness" or "douchery?"
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Excellent point #2........or are you #1 and its just assumed that I'm kind of a diety. Or are you #2 and I'm labeled #1 so that nobody can miss my power

Maybe we need a poll to sort this out
oh my God, what are you drinking because you really should share crazy man...and please don't post your poll again, I am already scarred for life over here in England...
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Excellent point #2........or are you #1 and its just assumed that I'm kind of a diety. Or are you #2 and I'm labeled #1 so that nobody can miss my power

Maybe we need a poll to sort this out
Have pmd the poll to you.
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Old 06-05-2009, 10:11 AM   #23
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You left the real causes off the list: It's his poor diet and the crappy beer he drinks.
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His ex got his common sense in the divorce.
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