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View Poll Results: Who wins in a fight?
Gandalf 26 40.00%
Superman 33 50.77%
Draw 6 9.23%
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Old 06-04-2009, 04:37 PM   #1
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You might think that there is an easy, obvious answer here... But don't react too quickly. There are things that you're missing when you formulate your first impression. Go easy. Give this important question the proper thought.
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Old 06-04-2009, 04:42 PM   #2
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woohoo i voted the most popular way
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Old 06-04-2009, 04:45 PM   #3
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You might think that there is an easy, obvious answer here... But don't react too quickly. There are things that you're missing when you formulate your first impression. Go easy. Give this important question the proper thought.
That's an easy one for comics fans, TJ. Superman has no defenses against magic. He's vulnerable just the same as anyone else.
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Old 06-04-2009, 04:47 PM   #4
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Coming back from the dead with even more power. If Superman would kill Gandolf the white, he'd soon be facing Gandolf the clear.
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Old 06-04-2009, 04:48 PM   #5
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You might think that there is an easy, obvious answer here... But don't react too quickly. There are things that you're missing when you formulate your first impression. Go easy. Give this important question the proper thought.
Wow, that vacation you just took really must have worked. You must be completely relaxed to come up with dribble like this. Well done!
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Old 06-04-2009, 04:53 PM   #6
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I'm gonna say Superman. Even if Gandalf manages to kill him Superman will just be brought back to life endless times.
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Old 06-04-2009, 05:01 PM   #7
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It's a draw because the two would never fight.
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Old 06-04-2009, 05:06 PM   #8
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That's an easy one for comics fans, TJ. Superman has no defenses against magic. He's vulnerable just the same as anyone else.
Exactly what I was going to say.

Comic book Superman has exactly two weaknesses: Kryptonite, and magic.

And Gandalf is a really badass wizard with a magic sword.

This is one of the few times where Supes is completely out of his element. Gandalf pastes him.
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Old 06-04-2009, 05:07 PM   #9
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I've gotta say this is an absurd question.

Superman would've gotten that ****in ring to Mordor in like .2 seconds.
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Old 06-04-2009, 05:07 PM   #10
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Neither of them could lay a finger on Chuck Norris or Tedy Bruschi.
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Old 06-04-2009, 05:08 PM   #11
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That's an easy one for comics fans, TJ. Superman has no defenses against magic. He's vulnerable just the same as anyone else.
And Gandalf is just as vulnerable to lazer ****in eyes!

Superman kills him before he knows Superman is there.

Superman may even spin the planet against its axis just to kill him a few more times to shut you fools up.
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Old 06-04-2009, 05:11 PM   #12
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Neither of them could lay a finger on Chuck Norris or Tedy Bruschi.
I'd stick with just Chuck, but yes, I agree.
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Old 06-04-2009, 05:17 PM   #13
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This poll question made me think of the lyrics in Eminem's new song 'Medicine Ball'.
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Old 06-04-2009, 05:17 PM   #14
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Versus arguments are the worst things on the face of the planet.
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Old 06-04-2009, 05:18 PM   #15
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I'd stick with just Chuck, but yes, I agree.
Well seeing that you're new to the board and weren't up on the Chuck Norris vs. Tedy Bruschi debate, Bruschi may spare your life... hopefully.

http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showthread.php?t=35929

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Old 06-04-2009, 05:24 PM   #16
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Well seeing that you're new to the board and weren't up on the Chuck Norris vs. Tedy Bruschi debate, Bruschi may spare your life... hopefully.

http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showthread.php?t=35929
Oh no, I've heard the Bruschi stuff. I just think Chuck Norris is all that is man. TB is not on his level!
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Old 06-04-2009, 05:33 PM   #17
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Since this is apparently about a cartoon, I chose Draw. The cartoon-drawing guy could end them both with the light pressure of an eraser.

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Old 06-04-2009, 05:34 PM   #18
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Old 06-04-2009, 05:55 PM   #19
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The toughest question in the world? Rubbish.

The toughest question is when your wife asks you if her dress makes her look fat. Whatever you answer, you're getting the couch.
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Old 06-04-2009, 06:09 PM   #20
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The better question is which one of these heroes has the power to bring back the nba thread.....I'm gonna go with Taco John.
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Old 06-04-2009, 06:41 PM   #21
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And Gandalf is just as vulnerable to lazer ****in eyes!
You struck upon the wild card. Laser eyes is a pretty serious trump card.
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Old 06-04-2009, 06:41 PM   #22
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The toughest question in the world? Rubbish.

The toughest question is when your wife asks you if her dress makes her look fat. Whatever you answer, you're getting the couch.

"No honey. It's your thighs that make you look fat."
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Old 06-04-2009, 06:45 PM   #23
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Superman will be told he shall not pass...how the heck do you come back from that?...

Gandalf wins...
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Old 06-04-2009, 06:56 PM   #24
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Wheres the NBA thread?
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Old 06-04-2009, 06:58 PM   #25
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