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Old 05-27-2009, 09:22 PM   #1
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Please post other things Dortoh could be doing with his time.


Here is a start:

- Present a powerpoint presentation to the G20 summit that outlines a 5 step process to eliminate the worlds toxic debt while installing regulations that will not restrict free trade.

- take the turtle for a walk in the park

- memorize Gene Kranz's book "Failure is not an option"

- create 2nd OM login and pretend to be from 3rd world country

- discover fountain of youth and or the gold of Eldorado

- bang chicks that are not 1st cousin or higher

- write the next great American novel based on his life, get on NY times best seller list, PM REV to suck it, then end up on Oprah admitting that it was all a lie.

- write fan mail to Gene Kranz

- kill a bunch of minks, skin them and make a kick assed mink coat, join PETA, wear said coat to meetings, tell the PETA members it is fake.

- read restraining orders from Gene Kranz's lawyers

- buy a shirt that has a collar

- start thread suggesting what broncosteven could be doing with his time

- start Gene Kranz fan website on InterNETS

- make jokes about Kahn's love for Chris Kuper

- make humping video with friends

- become a mod and make Elsid13 change his name to 31dislE
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Old 05-27-2009, 09:23 PM   #2
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Old 05-27-2009, 09:26 PM   #3
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Offer Chad Mustard a job painting Dortoh's shrine to... Chad Mustard.
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Old 05-27-2009, 09:27 PM   #4
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Offer Chad Mustard a job painting Dortoh's shrine to... Chad Mustard.
How could I leave out Chad Mustard!
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Old 05-27-2009, 09:30 PM   #5
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Fight the power.
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Old 05-27-2009, 09:45 PM   #6
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Old 05-27-2009, 11:01 PM   #7
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Dortoh is my hero. I will follow him until the death....or until I get banned.
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Old 05-28-2009, 12:03 AM   #8
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Can we get a few more worthless threads going about guys starting worthlesss threads?
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Old 05-28-2009, 12:14 AM   #9
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Can we get a few more worthless threads going about guys starting worthlesss threads?
Oh how bout we just keep posting in these threads so they will stay at the top?

Oh wait.
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Old 05-28-2009, 01:19 AM   #10
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Please post other things Dortoh could be doing with his time.
-Be a rebel and watch Ghostbusters with a child...
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Old 05-28-2009, 01:28 AM   #11
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Question ...

Is god trying to tell us something cause if you type Dortoh into google image search the first result is this ....



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The 4th is this hehe ..




http://images.google.com/images?hl=e...mages&aq=f&oq=



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Old 05-28-2009, 08:46 AM   #12
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I did the same search and Elsid's avatar came up LMMFAO
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Old 05-28-2009, 08:47 AM   #13
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Old 05-28-2009, 08:54 AM   #14
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Old 05-28-2009, 09:01 AM   #15
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Design, manufacture, and model the worlds first shamwow-underwear, name it shunderwow. Take over Depends market overnight.
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Design, manufacture, and model the worlds first shamwow-underwear, name it shunderwow. Take over Depends market overnight.

Shunder Down Under...
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Old 05-28-2009, 12:54 PM   #17
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I was thinking about having sex but its been awhile. Is it like riding a bike
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Old 05-28-2009, 12:54 PM   #18
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Can we get a few more worthless threads going about guys starting worthlesss threads?
Run a poll on that idea first.
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Old 05-28-2009, 12:56 PM   #19
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run these same polls on Chiefs Planet...
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Old 05-28-2009, 12:57 PM   #20
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Run a poll on that idea first.
Great Idea I'm on it
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Old 05-28-2009, 12:57 PM   #21
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I was thinking about having sex but its been awhile. Is it like riding a bike
Does the bike have a seat?
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Old 05-28-2009, 01:10 PM   #22
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you planning on sex with other people involved?
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Old 05-28-2009, 02:22 PM   #23
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you planning on sex with other people involved?
Imaginary people!
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Old 05-28-2009, 02:26 PM   #24
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I was thinking about having sex but its been awhile. Is it like riding a bike
Once again why waste worrying about 15 seconds of your life.
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Old 05-28-2009, 02:26 PM   #25
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you planning on sex with other people involved?
I'm giving out raffle tickets to every female I see.

Someone is going to be the lucky winner of 25 seconds of the most average at best sex of their lives
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