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Old 05-26-2009, 03:22 PM   #1
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...in a secret location. You and you alone are responsible for finding their location and releasing them. As luck would have it you have found an uncooperative member of the faction holding your beloved. You have the operative in custody. There is a time limit of 48 hours until your wife and children are murdered. How would you extract the information from the operative of the secret location?
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Old 05-26-2009, 03:23 PM   #2
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Old 05-26-2009, 03:23 PM   #3
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...in a secret location. You and you alone are responsible for finding their location and releasing them. As luck would have it you have found an uncooperative member of the faction holding your beloved. You have the operative in custody. There is a time limit of 48 hours until your wife and children are murdered. How would you extract the information from the operative of the secret location?

None ya! I don't live by the letter of the law!
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Old 05-26-2009, 03:24 PM   #4
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and then I would keep yelling "WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME" and look world-weary and sad at the decisions I am forced to make.
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Old 05-26-2009, 03:25 PM   #5
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I'd see if we could strike a bargin and the terrorists can keep the wife.
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Old 05-26-2009, 03:28 PM   #6
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thank the guy and then collect the insurance?
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Old 05-26-2009, 03:29 PM   #7
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Old 05-26-2009, 03:30 PM   #8
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and then I would keep yelling "WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME" and look world-weary and sad at the decisions I am forced to make.
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Old 05-26-2009, 03:30 PM   #9
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Is this wife worthy of the boob mojo thread?
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Old 05-26-2009, 03:31 PM   #10
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What your emotions tell you to do and what actually works are two different things.
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Old 05-26-2009, 03:32 PM   #11
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When I become in international spy for a double top secret organization to fight espionage and have a cover as an insurance salesman I will answer the question.
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Old 05-26-2009, 03:33 PM   #12
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tie a rope to his yingyang and tie the other end to the back of the a truck
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Old 05-26-2009, 03:36 PM   #13
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Old 05-26-2009, 03:40 PM   #14
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Make him listen to Lady GaGa for about 20 minutes. I'll have all sorts of information out of him.
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Old 05-26-2009, 03:43 PM   #16
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I'd see if we could strike a bargin and the terrorists can keep the wife.
i can live with this plan
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Old 05-26-2009, 03:44 PM   #17
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very simple , I cut off fingers and toes until he tells me where they are
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Old 05-26-2009, 03:46 PM   #18
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very simple , I cut off fingers and toes until he tells me where they are
This is what I would do as well. I would use a reciprocating saw....and goggles.
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Old 05-26-2009, 03:47 PM   #19
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I'd sell him a fiat.

Then give hin 10 million of fiat fed notes.
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Old 05-26-2009, 03:47 PM   #20
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What your emotions tell you to do and what actually works are two different things.
What would you do?
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Old 05-26-2009, 03:51 PM   #21
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Chinese Water Torture + the repeated playing of Afternoon Delight.

If that doesn't work after a few hours, I start cutting off ears and drenching him with gasoline.
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Old 05-26-2009, 03:51 PM   #22
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But my mistress is safe, right?

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Old 05-26-2009, 03:53 PM   #23
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Sounds like a cheap divorce.
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You sound like Dick Cheney. I thought you were an Obama guy?
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Old 05-26-2009, 03:56 PM   #25
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jumper cables to his balls...then cut one of his nuts off and feed it to him
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