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Old 05-18-2009, 08:00 PM   #1
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Default This may possibly be the greatest invention ever.....

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Old 05-18-2009, 08:03 PM   #2
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Old 05-18-2009, 08:12 PM   #3
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and for the ladies....
now avaliable......stadium Gal
http://www.biorelief.com/stadium-gal.html
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Old 05-18-2009, 08:16 PM   #4
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Do they have one for the butt?
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Old 05-18-2009, 08:17 PM   #5
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Beer first, then football, then maybe this? But beer is the best invention.....
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Old 05-18-2009, 08:18 PM   #6
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Beer first, then football, then maybe this? But beer is the best invention.....
well i would consider this part of beer and football...........because the beer has to go somewhere..........and you dont wanna miss any football!
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Old 05-18-2009, 08:18 PM   #7
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Do they have one for the butt?
sure, just use the female one. But wear it backwards!
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Old 05-18-2009, 08:44 PM   #8
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I think I'm almost glad that my work won't allow me on that site.
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Old 05-18-2009, 08:48 PM   #9
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Before you put on your condom catheter, be sure that your penis is clean and totally dry.

Wash with soap and water and pat dry. Allow your skin to air dry for a few minutes more.
For more skin protection, you can apply a protective, waterproof barrier by using a Shield Skin™ wipe to coat the penis. Wait about one minute for the waterproof dressing to dry completely before you put on your catheter. The skin of your penis should feel smooth and non-tacky to the touch.

Pat your penis.
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Old 05-18-2009, 08:57 PM   #10
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The skin of your penis should feel smooth and non-tacky to the touch.

Pat your penis.
Done and done. How much are these again?
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Old 05-18-2009, 09:30 PM   #11
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I don't want to wear a condom throughout an entire football game.
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Old 05-18-2009, 09:34 PM   #12
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I don't want to wear a condom throughout an entire football game.
And have a bag of urine strapped to your leg.

Thanks but no thanks.
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Old 05-18-2009, 09:37 PM   #13
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There's already been a thread today on the greatest invention of all time

http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showthread.php?t=80631
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Old 05-18-2009, 09:39 PM   #14
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I don't want to wear a condom throughout an entire football game.
Sounds like someone who isn't used to wearing a glove for longer than a couple minutes. A little quick on the draw, maybe?
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Old 05-18-2009, 09:40 PM   #15
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Now that I know this is out there, it will make me think twice about kicking some drunk fan in the leg..............doh.
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Old 05-18-2009, 10:37 PM   #16
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Always wondered what happens if the starting QB had to take a dump in the 4th quarter...now I know...wish I didn't.
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Old 05-18-2009, 11:01 PM   #17
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Next thing you know fans are throwing piss on you.
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Old 05-18-2009, 11:21 PM   #18
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I could have used this for those concerts I snuck into "Pit". KROQ Weenie Roast will always have memories for me. My cousin had to go and couldnt afford to be rejected on getting back in so he pee'd in a huge empty beer cup (the beer that made him piss it out to start). He then put it by our feet. Thinking this will spill and get all over our feet, I took the warm cup and put it a few rows to our side and under a seat. Well, some drunk saw an opportunity to steal a free beer. Most disgusting thing ever but he deserved it. I think that was better than pissing in a bag and putting that underneath a seat.
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Don't drink beer ... it's too much liquid volume per unit of alcohol. Instead, take a good long drain before kickoff, and conceal a small flask in your sock or drawers.

More alcohol bang per ounce, and your bladder can handle the load.

This one's a bit small, but you can't beat the design: http://www.gunthergifts.com/broncos.html
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The sizing chart simply cracked me up:

http://www.biorelief.com/images/popu...ment_guide.pdf
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Sounds like someone who isn't used to wearing a glove for longer than a couple minutes. A little quick on the draw, maybe?
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that if you are used to wearing a condom for 2.5-3 hours, you're doing something wrong.
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The sizing chart simply cracked me up:

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OMG, that is some major comedy ....
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Old 05-19-2009, 06:40 AM   #24
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And have a bag of urine strapped to your leg.

Thanks but no thanks.
It would keep you warm.
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Old 05-19-2009, 06:41 AM   #25
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I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that if you are used to wearing a condom for 2.5-3 hours, you're doing something wrong.
Happens every time I have sex......
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