What should I do? - The Orange Mane

ak1971 · 05-15-2009, 09:41 AM

So with the plethora of woe is me threads...thought Id post my own.

Lost my job on Monday...(**** you Tim Geithner) started my own firm on Tuesday. Played two rounds of golf yesterday, followed by drinking brews on the deck.

I have a hot wife, and maybe going mountian biking this afternoon.

Life sucks..what should I do?

Hercules Rockefeller · 05-15-2009, 09:43 AM

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Originally Posted by ak1971

I have a hot wife

Pics or you're a liar

rugbythug · 05-15-2009, 09:44 AM

Take a hot bath and cut your wrists, works in the movies. It is the best way to kill yourself and still look like the righteous hero.

Hotrod · 05-15-2009, 09:45 AM

I say you should **** your sister.

ak1971 · 05-15-2009, 09:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Dortoh

I say you should **** your sister.

that **** may fly in Gunny, but down here its frowned upon.

Hotrod · 05-15-2009, 10:05 AM

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Originally Posted by ak1971

that **** may fly in Gunny, but down here its frowned upon.

It is my standard advice. **** someones sister but your right it should probably not be yours

kamakazi_kal · 05-15-2009, 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Dortoh

It is my standard advice. **** someones sister but your right it should probably not be yours

step sister maybe?

Dark Helmet · 05-15-2009, 10:09 AM

Quit drinking brews, screwing your wife on the moutain bike, playing golf and get back to work.

ak1971 · 05-15-2009, 10:09 AM

come on guys this is a serious thread..I just dont know what to do.

kamakazi_kal · 05-15-2009, 10:12 AM

uhhhhh ..... how about looking for another job before your tee time.

Flex Gunmetal · 05-15-2009, 10:13 AM

Pics or ban.

ak1971 · 05-15-2009, 10:14 AM

anyone want to come work for me? I'm paying better than other posters ...$9.25 hr.

Lev Vyvanse · 05-15-2009, 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by ak1971

come on guys this is a serious thread..I just dont know what to do.

There's always animal porn.

Beantown Bronco · 05-15-2009, 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by ak1971

this is a serious thread..

Didn't TJ make a rule against that?

Hotrod · 05-15-2009, 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by ak1971

anyone want to come work for me? I'm paying better than other posters ...$9.25 hr.

Is there bonus pay via the federal government availiable

Dagmar · 05-15-2009, 10:18 AM

Can I have a job?

azbroncfan · 05-15-2009, 10:19 AM

I'd probably go play poker in the am to make some cash or attempt to. Drink a beer or two at noon and dust the old lady off if it was possible at that time of the day. Then I'd tee off in the afternoon and have dinner and a movie with the woman later.

ak1971 · 05-15-2009, 11:00 AM

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Originally Posted by azbroncfan

I'd probably go play poker in the am to make some cash or attempt to. Drink a beer or two at noon and dust the old lady off if it was possible at that time of the day. Then I'd tee off in the afternoon and have dinner and a movie with the woman later.

they do have helicopter service to Blackhawk now...I may just have to partake

CBF1 · 05-15-2009, 11:24 AM

Public Relations...

You are a natural

Old Dude · 05-15-2009, 12:18 PM

Sounds to me like it's time for you to buy a house and a new car and make a lot of credit card purchases.

Rabb · 05-15-2009, 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by ak1971

Played two rounds of golf yesterday, followed by drinking brews on the deck.

I have a hot wife, and maybe going mountian biking this afternoon.

you want my advice after this?

how about thank your lucky ****ing stars and go look on Craigs list, I hear if you have construction experiance you can cash in BIG

bronco610 · 05-15-2009, 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by ak1971

So with the plethora of woe is me threads...thought Id post my own.

Lost my job on Monday...(**** you Tim Geithner) started my own firm on Tuesday. Played two rounds of golf yesterday, followed by drinking brews on the deck.

I have a hot wife, and maybe going mountian biking this afternoon.

Life sucks..what should I do?

I think you should be ashamed of yourself..... You can't enjoy yourself, damn it man there is a recession on.......... Oh and McD traded Cutler.

bronco610 · 05-15-2009, 12:34 PM

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Originally Posted by rabbmasterflash

you want my advice after this?

how about thank your lucky ****ing stars and go look on Craigs list, I hear if you have construction experiance you can cash in BIG

Hotrod · 05-15-2009, 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by rabbmasterflash

you want my advice after this?

how about thank your lucky ****ing stars and go look on Craigs list, I hear if you have construction experiance you can cash in BIG

I wish you hadnt said that. I fear that kind of sudden spending power in the hands of AK could result in bad things.

bronco610 · 05-15-2009, 12:40 PM

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Originally Posted by rabbmasterflash

you want my advice after this?

how about thank your lucky ****ing stars and go look on Craigs list, I hear if you have construction experiance you can cash in BIG

Speaking of which the whole thread disapeared

05-15-2009, 09:41 AM	#1
ak1971 uhhhh Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 5,536	What should I do? So with the plethora of woe is me threads...thought Id post my own. Lost my job on Monday...(**** you Tim Geithner) started my own firm on Tuesday. Played two rounds of golf yesterday, followed by drinking brews on the deck. I have a hot wife, and maybe going mountian biking this afternoon. Life sucks..what should I do?

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05-15-2009, 09:44 AM	#3
rugbythug Church Eyes. Salty Dog Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 3,787 Adopt-a-Bronco: Mr. Miller	Take a hot bath and cut your wrists, works in the movies. It is the best way to kill yourself and still look like the righteous hero.

05-15-2009, 09:45 AM	#4
Hotrod Self Appointed Expert aka Dortoh Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 25,136 Adopt-a-Bronco: Miss I	I say you should **** your sister.

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Dark Helmet Lone Star!!! Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Arizona Posts: 119 Adopt-a-Bronco: D.J.	Quit drinking brews, screwing your wife on the moutain bike, playing golf and get back to work.

05-15-2009, 10:12 AM	#10
kamakazi_kal I have a Teb0ner. Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: SoCal Posts: 2,163 Adopt-a-Bronco: Mayhem Miller	uhhhhh ..... how about looking for another job before your tee time.

05-15-2009, 10:13 AM	#11
Flex Gunmetal Icy Fresh Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: COLORADO Posts: 3,031 Adopt-a-Bronco: Francis Daytona	Pics or ban.

05-15-2009, 10:14 AM	#12
ak1971 uhhhh Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 5,536	anyone want to come work for me? I'm paying better than other posters ...$9.25 hr.

05-15-2009, 10:18 AM	#16
Dagmar ...there ain't no devil ..there's just God when he's drunk. Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Morrison Posts: 17,132 Adopt-a-Bronco: Tim Tebow	Can I have a job?

05-15-2009, 10:19 AM	#17
azbroncfan Ring of Famer Angry guntoting,meateating AMERICAN Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Scottsdale Posts: 8,669 Adopt-a-Bronco: TEBOW	I'd probably go play poker in the am to make some cash or attempt to. Drink a beer or two at noon and dust the old lady off if it was possible at that time of the day. Then I'd tee off in the afternoon and have dinner and a movie with the woman later.

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CBF1 Ring of Famer No avatar is the new avatar Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: SoCal Posts: 14,907 Adopt-a-Bronco: Jack Del rio	Public Relations... You are a natural

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Old Dude Host Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: As if I'd tell you crazies! Posts: 14,150	Sounds to me like it's time for you to buy a house and a new car and make a lot of credit card purchases.