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Old 05-14-2009, 10:29 AM   #1
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At what age is it appropriate to start kids with promising sports futures on steroids

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Old 05-14-2009, 10:30 AM   #2
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As soon as they can watch Ghostbusters imo.
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As soon as they can watch Ghostbusters imo.
I dont think giving 2 year olds steroids is very funny sir.

I would think 5 or 6 myself. They need to be old enough to tell if they have any abilitys worthy of the price of steroid injections.
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as soon as their epiphyseal plates have fused...
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Old 05-14-2009, 10:33 AM   #5
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Why wait until they are born, give it to them in the womb.
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Why wait until they are born, give it to them in the womb.
Interesting I wonder what if any negative effects it would have on the poor woman?
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As soon as you have decided if they are going to be uggos. You don't want ugly grand kids, so give Steroids to the uggos and let the pretty kids reproduce.
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As soon as you have decided if they are going to be uggos. You don't want ugly grand kids, so give Steroids to the uggos and let the pretty kids reproduce.
My kids have me as a father there is little hope of pretty grandkids
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You figure with medical science growing at leaps and bounds they will come up with an easier way to inject children. It is inhumane to stick them with needles at such a young age.

Maybe a daily gummy steroid they take with breakfast or something
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I keep picturing Arnold Schwarzenegger with pigtails when I read this thread for some reason...


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You figure with medical science growing at leaps and bounds they will come up with an easier way to inject children. It is inhumane to stick them with needles at such a young age.

Maybe a daily gummy steroid they take with breakfast or something
That is a great idea. You could make like a multivitamine gummy with Anabolic steroids, THG, EPO, testosterone and a few other good things.
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If you are going to start them in UFC Cage matches I would guess you would need to start them right after conception so they get them in the womb.

It would also be good to introduce a 2nd fetus in the womb for your child to kick it's ass. If he loses and the other fetus wins, no one needs to know.
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If you are going to start them in UFC Cage matches I would guess you would need to start them right after conception so they get them in the womb.

It would also be good to introduce a 2nd fetus in the womb for your child to kick it's ass. If he loses and the other fetus wins, no one needs to know.
Or you could begin training the other fetus ASAP

This might be safer if done with a test tube baby
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Or you could begin training the other fetus ASAP

This might be safer if done with a test tube baby
Just think this would be a great "Contender" spin off show!

A bunch of roided fetuses rolling around in test tubes kicking ass.
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Just think this would be a great "Contender" spin off show!

A bunch of roided fetuses rolling around in test tubes kicking ass.
This has pay 4 ****ing view written all over it.
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i think this is great news! any kid thats stupid enough to take those drugs should get their reproductive ability taken away. if you don't know testtostarone(sp) shuts down your own testostorone production and makes you infurtile(sp).
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i think this is great news! any kid thats stupid enough to take those drugs should get their reproductive ability taken away. if you don't know testtostarone(sp) shuts down your own testostorone production and makes you infurtile(sp).

Maybe we should freeze their sperm and eggs first
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Many parents get their kids HGH treatments when they are young so they can play sports at an older age.
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Many parents get their kids HGH treatments when they are young so they can play sports at an older age.
I'm not talking that weak ass ****. I'm talking about blended up goat testicales in a vile.
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Old 05-14-2009, 11:36 AM   #21
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After 24. Anything before that is asking for permanent hormonal imbalance.
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After 24. Anything before that is asking for permanent hormonal imbalance.
months, I hope.
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After 24. Anything before that is asking for permanent hormonal imbalance.
What happens to your endocrine system after the age of 24?
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Roger Clemens told me that if my father in law had a heart attack, I shouldn't take roids. Is that true!?!
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months, I hope.
Me too 24 years would defeat the purpose of raising super enchanced children that could support me.
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