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05-09-2009, 07:49 AM
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uhhhh
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The wife caught me rubbing one out to animal porn... what should I do
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05-09-2009, 07:52 AM
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05-09-2009, 07:54 AM
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Oldeskool Homeskool
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05-09-2009, 07:55 AM
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If not, the person asking the question might try having sex with his wife instead of imaginary animals. |
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05-09-2009, 07:55 AM
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God I love those Broncos
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Location: Broncos Fantasy Land
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blank face!!
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05-09-2009, 07:57 AM
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Ring of Famer
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Location: Connecticut
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The person in my avatar can relate to you
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05-09-2009, 07:59 AM
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Bucknuts
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Eastlake OH
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Did you picture yourself doing it doggystyle? If so then no harm no foul but if you were going missionary position on the animal then there's a problem
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05-09-2009, 08:00 AM
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Sauced...
Join Date: Apr 2004
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Well played sir... Well played.
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05-09-2009, 08:05 AM
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I WANT DEFENSE!
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Finish your cigarette
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05-09-2009, 08:10 AM
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It's all over...
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Location: Okinawa, Japan
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You will have a hard time convincing your wife to let you buy a dog now.
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05-09-2009, 08:10 AM
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Seasoned Veteran
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as long as you were not enjoying it you're fine
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05-09-2009, 08:20 AM
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Cynic at Large
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: The Kingdom of Solipsism
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Start spending more time with your dog. No explanation needed.
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05-09-2009, 08:24 AM
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Pro Bowler
Join Date: Mar 2002
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You don't even have to exert the effort of tugging one out. Just rub peanut butter on your junk and the dog will do it for you.
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05-09-2009, 08:38 AM
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Dallas biggest Bronco fan
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: They've done studies you know.... 60% of the time, it works every time
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05-09-2009, 08:42 AM
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Over Jay Cutler
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Pictures of your dog?
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05-09-2009, 08:50 AM
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® You Tell The NFL!
Join Date: Jul 2007
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Lmao!
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05-09-2009, 09:03 AM
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Solid Starter
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05-09-2009, 09:13 AM
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6-37, Raider fans.
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Tell her the horse reminds you of her.
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05-09-2009, 09:16 AM
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Lost In Space
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: DC
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See if you can crash with Hotrod for awhile
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05-09-2009, 09:21 AM
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Ring of Famer
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Murder-Suicide seems the obvious choice. Just kidding.
Just get a divorce and marry your favourite sheep. |
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05-09-2009, 09:21 AM
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® You Tell The NFL!
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Location: Broncos Video Vault
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Adopt-a-Bronco: i4jelway7 |
Maybe you should rub one of to her to make her feel better
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05-09-2009, 09:39 AM
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Seasoned Veteran
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Location: Northern Utah
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And when she wakes up to see you standing over her doing it make sure to pat her head and say, "Shhhhh...don't talk. Just...bark." |
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05-09-2009, 09:42 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Seattle
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Have her put this thing on, and go to it.
Tell her it just might save your marriage. |
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05-09-2009, 09:48 AM
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® You Tell The NFL!
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05-09-2009, 11:03 AM
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YES A DT!!!!!!
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