|05-08-2009, 02:04 PM||#1|
John Foneco !!
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Sooner Country
Who Is Jack Schitt
WHO IS JACK SCHITT
For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt?
We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack
Schitt!' Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in
an intellectual way.
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the
fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N.
Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple
produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull
Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt,
A high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and
Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and
because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her
previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a
son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two
of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were
inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the
Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement
in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The
Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently
returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,' you can correct
Crock O. Schitt
|05-08-2009, 06:37 PM||#3|
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Boulder... Vail when it snoooows
Actually, according to Ancestry.com, the earliest Schitt immigrants came to the United States from Hamburg, Germany in 1877.
I'd get their first names, but I don't want to pay for service...