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Old 05-07-2009, 02:33 PM   #1
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Alright. Bronconia's thread about dislocating his shoulder gave me the idea to have an official thread where we Maners can post any and all injuries we have had, and how they happened.

I figure there would be a lot of sports related injuries, but i know for a fact that there will be some damn funny stories that happened because alcohol was involved.

I figure the thread can be a good way to laugh and have some fun, in the slow portion of the football year, and can take people's minds off of things they are worried about with the team.

So I will start. I have had a lot of injuries.

Separated shoulder playing street hockey
dislocated my shoulder 3 times. once sliding into 3rd base, another time playing football, and the last falling down stairs. i was drunk
broken 3 ribs while falling down the stairs in my house. drunk again
fractures my skull, when i got hit with a line drive
broken 6 fingers. most happened playing football and hockey
broke my wrist slipping on ice shoveling snow
broke my foot when my cousin's son dropped a bowling ball on me
broke my ankle playing basketball. came down akwardly on someone's foot
broke my leg snowboarding
broke my nose(twice) in fights
tore my ACL playing hockey

all of this has happened by the age of 23

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Old 05-07-2009, 02:35 PM   #2
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I split open my forehead about a month ago in a snowboarding accident...

It's healed up nicely though.
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Old 05-07-2009, 02:44 PM   #3
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Dislocated my shoulder and ankle. I think I tore something in my ankle too, but I didnt get it checked. Didnt bug me to run or walk after the swelling went down.

Have a scar above my left eye because when I was a kid I was being obnoxious at the table, my dad went to slap the back of my head and I ducked into it, right into the nice, sharp edge of the table.

Was cutting an orange with a knife and stabbed myself in my hand.

Got a concussion when I hit a car. I dropped my brother off at football practice and glanced over to check out a baseball game going on, and rearended a car. Trashed my mom's taurus. Dented the bumper on them. Airbag went off and BOOM. I didnt remember how I got home until a few days later.

Was riding my bike home from school once and was too close to the edge, slammed my chin down on the sidewalk and ended up in some ditch water. That was sexy.

Its not a personal injury, but I got a migraine once when I was playing soccer, nearly went blind from the pain and every sound was a knife in my back. I get migraines all the time, but it hit out of nowhere that day, no warning.

Tried to dive backwards off a diving board and walked off the edge, cracked my head on the side of the pool. Had a lifeguard come in and get me. More embarrassing than anything else.

Did a flip off my bike into a ravine. That really sucked. Landed on my bad shoulder, but it shredded the front tire of my bike, which pissed me off more.

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Old 05-07-2009, 02:48 PM   #4
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Had about 8 kidney stones in about a month and a half span in 2006. Broke my elbow playing football in 2007. First and only break of my life. Kidney stones were the f'n worst tho, I wouldnt wish that upon anybody.
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Old 05-07-2009, 02:54 PM   #5
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I cut my eyebrow open from a Headbutt when i was playing basketball and a league game.(8 Stitches )

Dislocated my pinkie playing Basketball as well.

Cut my lip open playing a game of tag when i was like 13.(6 Stitches )

Got bitting by a 3 legged Pittbull (True Story) Had to get like (12 Stitches)

I have some scars on my face but there not that noticeable
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Old 05-07-2009, 03:02 PM   #6
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I never get hurt. I've broken one bone, a rib, when my brother and I were wrestling. Other than twisted ankles and a hernia, I've done alright.

Now diseases, well I basically catch anything and everything.
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Old 05-07-2009, 03:04 PM   #7
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I took some allergy meds that broke my penis once hehe ....
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Old 05-07-2009, 03:06 PM   #8
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I've blown out both ankles playing basketball and they both still suck
I've been run over by a boat requiring some stitches
Broke a couple ribs getting tboned in a truck
Had to have appendix out
Had to have a hiatal hernia surgery
Had a stab wound to the top of the head in the Navy that required some stitches.

Forgot I have a small scar under my eye where a dude hit me with brass knuckles.
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I had my feelings hurt on the OM the other day.
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Old 05-07-2009, 03:09 PM   #10
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I had the nose of a surfboard go right into my junk once. I'll remember that pain til the day I die.
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Old 05-07-2009, 03:11 PM   #11
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This thread is a Jewish personal injury lawyer's wet dream.

The team of Bernstein and Bernstein feel your pain and feel you should be compensated for your injury.
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This thread is a Jewish personal injury lawyer's wet dream.

The team of Bernstein and Bernstein feel your pain and feel you should be compensated for your injury.
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- Split lip (stitches + nice scar) - during a 35 ft. flaming jump rope doused in kerosene being drunk in Thailand (full moon party around NYE this year)

-Knee jacked up - drunken back-flip trying to impress a girl that had done a cartwheel right before my house. Took about 4-5 months for my knee to heal.

-Split open my back (big scar) - drunk in Mexico, slipped on wet concrete in a house and landed on a corner.

-Foot torn up - Belize on back of bicycle with friend... drinking again

-Body torn up - Motor scooter wreck - Thailand, friend checking out a chick while I was tail gating him, he looks up sees a car and slams the breaks and basically causes me to wreck.

A bunch of sports related, non-drinking for the most part that I won't list. I'm surprised I've never broken anything.
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The team of Bernstein and Bernstein feel your pain and feel you should be compensated for your injury.
Oh man thats funny ****
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Old 05-07-2009, 03:22 PM   #15
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4 Major Concussions
2 Minor Concussions
3 Sprained Knees
Broken Tailbone
Broken Hand
Bit through my lip and jammed my front teeth up into my head
Sliced up my forehead with a shovel
Cracked a rib

That's the worst of it.
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Old 05-07-2009, 03:23 PM   #16
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I ripped open my nose on a hook that was hanging off a screen door once, I think that hurt the most. They stitched it back so you can't see any scars.

I split open a finger once on some risers and passed out while watching them stitch it up, I still have that scar.

I got caught in 2 leashes once while walking our 2 dogs and fell into a big assed rose bush.

1st Softball practice in 20 years I ran down a fly, it went off my glove then off my face knocking a crown loose. They made me a pitcher/catcher.

Was rear-ended almost a year ago. Had 1 level disk fusion, now have chronic radicalopthy (SP?) for rest of my life. I also have Arthritis in my neck and right shoulder. I also have a cyst in the right shoulder from the trauma. Still working with the Dr's but I am in constant pain now. At least my daughter was OK.
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Old 05-07-2009, 03:27 PM   #17
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I broke my junk once..want me to post photos?
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I babysat a 3 year old once who slammed the toliet seat on his junk. His mom warned me about it while she was explaining he wipped it out to show me.

Never saw a white kid with a black cock before.
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I believe Ro started a sausage thread just a second ago.
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Broken left elbow - going up to block a shot in basketball and caught my arm on the wrist, came down with all my weight on my arm.

Broken back L-1 - car wreck, broke down on the side the road, car tries to cheat other cars and in turn nails my car with me in it going 70 Mph.

Multiple rolled ankles playing basketball.

A few concussions from a few motorcycle wrecks, broken toes.

And when I was 5, my mother was drinking and driving with me in the back seat, slams into the back of truck, I go flying face first into the dash destroyed my face, broken nose, broken eye socket, cheeks bones.

I am made of scars...
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Old 05-07-2009, 03:33 PM   #21
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lets see what else I have broke.

Rt Collar bone
both legs (lower)
both arms (lower)
rt pinky finger
lft ring finger
broken my nose 6 times (hmm I wonder why)
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Old 05-07-2009, 03:35 PM   #22
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Fractured C-7 wrestleing... That sucked.

3rd degree ankle sprain playing basketball... probably should of had surgery for that.

and my nose about 5 times...

Other than that, I'm strong like bull.
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lets see what else I have broke.

Rt Collar bone
both legs (lower)
both arms (lower)
rt pinky finger
lft ring finger
broken my nose 6 times (hmm I wonder why)
I have no doubt she appriciated the effort.
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Old 05-07-2009, 03:38 PM   #24
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Age 1-- I was riding on my mom's lap (pre-car seat era) and on the way to Elitch Garden's my dad hit an ambulance going through a red light because he didn't hear the siren. I went through the windshield onto the hood of the car and cut my head wide open and took 26 stitches.

Age 8--rode my bike down a long steep hill and slammed into a parked car and knocked myself out.

Age 10-- I fell 60 feet from up in a big Elm tree in my grandmothers backyard after my dad told me to stay out of that at tree. I was hit all the branches on the way down and got cut, scratched and bruised and dropped the last 10 feet onto my back and knocked myself out. I went in the house when I woke up and got a whipping for climbing in the tree.

Age 14--Punched this kid in the face who stole my tennis racquet and busted my right index finger.

Highschool...walking MASH unit...assorted knee and ankle injuries, torn ACL on each knees (football), tore the ligaments off the ankle bone (basketball), multiple torn cartiledge in both knees. Torn mediacolatoral (martial arts)...I even tore ligaments in a church softball game one time.

Age 19--Hit by a car riding a bike, amazingly nothing broken.

Adult-- fell off a 20 foot ladder painting the house and busted my wrist...tore the thumbnail off my right hand in a car door...flew into a tree skiing and busted 2 ribs...car accident/hit from behind and messed up my neck which didn't show up till a year later, knocked it back into place 3 years later tackling some crazy drunk...knee injuries x 3 or 4 for various athletic indescretions...a few things I can't remember now.

Yesterday I slipped and hit the floor at Albertson's in front of the Deli meat counter, landed on my shoulder and hyper-extended my knee.

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up until last year I managed to escape injuries more or less... from before that I have only three scars, two on my head and one on my ankle.
Last September I broke my tibia head and tore my meniscus (outdoor karting). Still not fully recovered, still full of titanium.
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