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Old 05-06-2009, 11:48 AM   #1
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I mean get serious I worked in a Grocery Store. It's not that special. You take crap from the back put it in the Front and then take it to peoples car after they give you money. If Grocery Workers need to get a pat on the back why not Used Car Salesmen, Sanitation Workers, Prison Road Crews. They are adding as much to my life as my local clueless Albertsons Clerk.

The greatest Football Players play basketball. Shaq would have been the greatest Left tackle of all time. But made 1/10th the money. Lebron would be the greatest receiver ever.

That Dude Adam from American Idol makes me cringe. He is just straight enough to appeal to the Ladies, and Just Gay enough to appeal to the Dudes. And way to shinny for a Wyo Farm kid. Makes my eyes bleed. I hope that dude Danny wins.
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I hope that dude Danny wins.
Every time Danny sings, I have flashbacks of this scene from 40 year old virgin:

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Am I the only single dude that will pick a longer line at the store if the check out chick is hot
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Am I the only single dude that will pick a longer line at the store if the check out chick is hot
You don't have to be single for that to be the case.....so I've heard.
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Am I the only single dude that will pick a longer line at the store if the check out chick is hot
When is the Check out chic Hot? You must live in a better Chic town than me.
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You don't have to be single for that to be the case.....so I've heard.


It never fails some fat ugly comes over and says "I can help you over here on 6" **** that I stick to my guns
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When is the Check out chic Hot? You must live in a better Chic town than me.
We are dealing in relative terms here.
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The Grocery Unions here in CO are Running all these Commercials about how cool grocery people are. They Coach softball, They have sex with kids for money. on and on. I personally am tired of it. They get paid better than the job they do. They should be happy with that.
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have we come up with an answer to this yet
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seriously, no............seriously

Lets all just pick multiple random topics to blab about and have them not even be closely related or give any reason to why we are posting such things.

I think I would have shot myself in the head before I got to a point in my life where I was so bored I had to actually come here and make a post like this one.

This post is more gay then Adam
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seriously, no............seriously

Lets all just pick multiple random topics to blab about and have them not even be closely related or give any reason to why we are posting such things.

I think I would have shot myself in the head before I got to a point in my life where I was so bored I had to actually come here and make a post like this one.

This post is more gay then Adam
So are you for pickles or not
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Old 05-06-2009, 12:47 PM   #13
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Next time you're shopping at your local grocery store, do a little social experiment:
Place your items on the counter without the little plastic divider, before or after.
Kick back and look.
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Old 05-06-2009, 12:49 PM   #14
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So are you for pickles or not
Well, to go along with the theme of the thread (just picking random stuff to talk about for no apparent reason), I'd have to say


1) What's up with the parking lot attendants? Do they think they are special or something? I mean, they take your money and open a gate.

2) Soccer players could make awesome hacky sack players

3) I don't care who wins American Idol
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did you know dortoh takes it in the chute?
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Well, to go along with the theme of the thread (just picking random stuff to talk about for no apparent reason), I'd have to say


1) What's up with the parking lot attendants? Do they think they are special or something? I mean, they take your money and open a gate.

2) Soccer players could make awesome hacky sack players

3) I don't care who wins American Idol
1. I wonder what the interview process is like for becoming a parking lot attendant?

2. Neither is a real sport

3. Is that crap still on television for real
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[QUOTE=Dortoh;2409662]1. I wonder what the interview process is like for becoming a parking lot attendant?
do you smoke weed? y/n if yes..you are hired,can I have some?

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have we come up with an answer to this yet
**** no, ya super douche.

go to the self check out and get the **** out of the store.
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Old 05-06-2009, 01:01 PM   #20
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I think I have seen the girl you are talking about and yes.
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Longest line this side of the divide
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Am I the only single dude that will pick a longer line at the store if the check out chick is hot
That's a given. Any man who can still spread sauce will automatically do that, unless he is either gay or in a real hurry. We're just wired like that.

Okay, be honest and tell the truth. Your with your girlfriend or wife walking along and a totally hot babe with terrific boobies and a sweet ass is walking by the opposite way. We know we can't turn our heads and watch for fear of getting the wrath of the wife/girlfriend.

...................but you damn well know you move your eyes to the side of your head as she walks on by. And right after you are wondering if your head turned at all...............hahahahahaha. Don't lie.
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That's a given. Any man who can still spread sauce will automatically do that, unless he is either gay or in a real hurry. We're just wired like that.

Okay, be honest and tell the truth. Your with your girlfriend or wife walking along and a totally hot babe with terrific boobies and a sweet ass is walking by the opposite way. We know we can't turn our heads and watch for fear of getting the wrath of the wife/girlfriend.

...................but you damn well know you move your eyes to the side of your head as she walks on by. And right after you are wondering if your head turned at all...............hahahahahaha. Don't lie.
I used to turn around and comment. I'm single now
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