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PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT ... For guys with Allergies
So I had been taking Alavert for my allergies ...
It's basically just loratadine for itching and whatnot and is over the counter but the store was out of it and I got some store band that had Loratadine in it but it also had Pseudoephedrine in it which I had never taken but it said it was a decongestant which i thought can't be bad added with the Loratadine for the itching and water eyes and whatnot . SO long story short  ... This weekend was my girl friends birthday and we was going to , you know , Uh ha Uh ...What I didn't know is Pseudoephedrine to some people is like the anti Viagra. Pseudoephedrine is also used as first-line therapy of priapism . It can make it very difficult to get and maintain an erection. So basically Beware If you take it and plan on "having a moment" . Stuff made me think I'd done went and broke the little captain . I'm talking I could have been watching picture in a picture porn while at a strip club while getting a mouth hug and it would have been nota ... I actually googled "Pseudoephedrine erection" with a quickness and was like Whew ... I know going in to posting this I'm going to get killed but it was just to funny . It was like that movie I think I Love My Wife where Chris Rock gets priapism (4 hour erection) but totally different ... side note ... I knew something was up tho . Stuff makes me feel like I'm on speed , the hair on edge feeling . So If Pseudoephedrine is the stuff people use to make meth I take it meth heads are not "doing it" much , and thank god for that ... Last edited by TDmvp; 05-04-2009 at 12:21 AM.. |
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05-03-2009, 11:15 PM
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hehe...erection...
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05-03-2009, 11:16 PM
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TMI, brother.
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05-03-2009, 11:18 PM
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Yea I know, But I had to tell someone , It was just to funny and education I might add not to share. Least this way I can hide behind the net heheh... Last edited by TDmvp; 05-03-2009 at 11:30 PM.. |
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05-03-2009, 11:42 PM
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05-03-2009, 11:46 PM
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If only it had been that simple ...  Edit: Maybe you should sticky this thread for the safety of others. j/k hehe ... I just wanted to say sticky ....  Last edited by TDmvp; 05-04-2009 at 12:10 AM.. |
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05-04-2009, 12:23 AM
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this whole thread is full of
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05-04-2009, 12:45 AM
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Personally i think it should say right on the box somewhere IN BIG LETTERS that this product may temporarily cause a detour to flaccidville but no.
Cause if something I take is going to cause that I wana know about it and I've read this whole box ... Last edited by TDmvp; 05-04-2009 at 12:48 AM.. |
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05-04-2009, 12:53 AM
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05-04-2009, 01:03 AM
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05-04-2009, 01:04 AM
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Yea I'm going low numbers ...Hey Honey , My allergy meds are kicking and my penis is like a wind sock on a calm day .. could you maybe su  it a little WOULD not go over well I'm guessing ...Last edited by TDmvp; 05-04-2009 at 01:09 AM.. |
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05-04-2009, 01:11 AM
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05-04-2009, 01:33 AM
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... I'll follow your TMI with some more (if i haven't displayed enough) ....I doubt it would of mattered . It was kinda like that feeling your tongue gets if they shoot you up at the dentist only "different" ...   |
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05-04-2009, 02:08 AM
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05-04-2009, 07:53 AM
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05-04-2009, 08:07 AM
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pseudoephedrine has never taken the lead out my pencil
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05-04-2009, 08:58 AM
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Good info. Nothing is more important than One-eyed Ed standing up for the kisses and hugs. So to speak.
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