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Old 04-22-2009, 07:49 PM   #1
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Default Need help with NFL Draft drinking game

Even though the NFL is trying to speed up the draft and make it more viewer-friendly (as opposed to the 10-hour marathons that started at 8 AM in the past), I'm sure it will still be kinda boring for the stretches where Denver isn't anywhere close to picking. So I have decided to implement an "NFL Draft drinking game".

It will be similar to other TV/movie drinking games. Such as the Family Guy drinking game or the Friends drinking game.

I don't need a whole lot of "rules" because if there are too many, I'm sure I'll miss a bunch. Rather, I need maybe 4 rules at each level (drink 1, drink 2, drink 3, and chug the whole thing) based on rarity.

I haven't put a whole lot of thought into this yet, but so far I tentatively have:

1 drink =
Any pick is in
"Combine"
"Upside"

2 drinks =
"Risk-reward"
"Playmaker"
Someone is referred to as a "steal"

3 drinks =
Denver makes a pick
Goodell butchers the pronunciation of a player's name

Chug whole drink =
A team misses their pick
Replays of Jets fans reactions to past draft picks
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Old 04-22-2009, 07:50 PM   #2
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Fans boo a pick.
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Shotgun a beer when the words "war room" are mentioned.
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Every time the word "draft" is said, drink a shot of beer. As in, with the second pick of the draft...
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Old 04-22-2009, 09:19 PM   #5
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Depends how much fun you want.

Everytime McDainels is mention DRINK,
Anytime Shanny is Mentioned drink.
Any time they mention Cutler Drink
Any thime they say Denver DRINK.
Everytime they say Denver Broncos 2 DRINKS
Whenever denver selects a player drink.
Whenever someone predicticts Denver could trade DRINK.
Offensive player draft gets a drink, Defensiver player gets 2 drinks.

Sounds easy huh Give it a try. You might have some lulls but there are going to be lots of back to back drinking. In fact I'm going to do this for the first day. You notice that when they are talking about Denver all of these will be talked about so you will have to be ready and be a fast drinker.
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i will be using both of these suggestions in my draft day drinking/grilling binge.
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Old 04-22-2009, 10:40 PM   #7
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Every time Kiper makes you wanna throat punch him. Drink!


Anyone remember how long day 2 lasted last year? Starts at 7 pacific.
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Anytime Kipers hair gets mentioned...that js a shot.
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Anytime Chris Berman says, "Wooop!" or "back, back, back, back" or any of his other sayings, you chug.

Or anytime he says a players name and says the word "From" with a heavy emphasis.
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Anytime Chris Berman says, "Wooop!" or "back, back, back, back" or any of his other sayings, you chug.

Or anytime he says a players name and says the word "From" with a heavy emphasis.
Just like with the Farve and Brady SNF/MNF drinking games, you're gonna have to go with beer shots if you ever expect to make it out of the first round with this idea, otherwise you're never going to last.
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Every time Kiper makes you wanna throat punch him. Drink!
On second thought, anytime your watching espin when you have access to NFL net hit yourself in the head with the bottle.
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Every time the word "draft" is said, drink a shot of beer. As in, with the second pick of the draft...
Gotta love beer shots.
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Old 04-23-2009, 07:18 AM   #13
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If you see Mcd smile on tv you have to trade your favorite full beer for a friends bad half full beer

If we take an offensive player you pound a sixer ..... if we trade up for sanchez drink till you pass out.
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you're looking at this all wrong.

The choices you have watching the draft are too few and far, or too over mentioned.

I say we do an orangemane chatroom drinking game;

You take a shot everytime Lex meltsdown.

every time Majik posts some completely stupid thing that makes no sense.

every time someone mentions masturbation

every time two guys call eachother b****es

every mention of the words "surprise Buttsecks, butthurt, epic, fail, woo hoo!, and finally foneco.
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Even though the NFL is trying to speed up the draft and make it more viewer-friendly (as opposed to the 10-hour marathons that started at 8 AM in the past), I'm sure it will still be kinda boring for the stretches where Denver isn't anywhere close to picking. So I have decided to implement an "NFL Draft drinking game".

It will be similar to other TV/movie drinking games. Such as the Family Guy drinking game or the Friends drinking game.

I don't need a whole lot of "rules" because if there are too many, I'm sure I'll miss a bunch. Rather, I need maybe 4 rules at each level (drink 1, drink 2, drink 3, and chug the whole thing) based on rarity.

I haven't put a whole lot of thought into this yet, but so far I tentatively have:

1 drink =
Any pick is in
"Combine"
"Upside"

2 drinks =
"Risk-reward"
"Playmaker"
Someone is referred to as a "steal"

3 drinks =
Denver makes a pick
Goodell butchers the pronunciation of a player's name

Chug whole drink =
A team misses their pick
Replays of Jets fans reactions to past draft picks
This could cause some serious hangovers.........careful
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Gotta love beer shots.
I've got to wonder if anyone has ever done a beer shot before
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I think you should take a shot of bacardi 151 everytime Mel Kiper says something stupid.
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Dammit. I've been beaten to "every time Mel Kiper says something stupid take a drink. "
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I've got to wonder if anyone has ever done a beer shot before
Did 60 in 1 hour once. Bad idea.
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Dammit. I've been beaten to "every time Mel Kiper says something stupid take a drink. "
got to be quick.
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Anytime the broadcast team mentions that the draft coverage is in "High Definition." - DRINK

Seriously...I have HD and I love HD, but I dont need you to tell me its in HD...I can see that it is in HD. If I dont have HD, what good is it for you to tell me its in HD?
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Anytime the broadcast team mentions that the draft coverage is in "High Definition." - DRINK

Seriously...I have HD and I love HD, but I dont need you to tell me its in HD...I can see that it is in HD. If I dont have HD, what good is it for you to tell me its in HD?

I'll drink to that
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How about you chug a beer everytime there is a Payton Manning commercial
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I've got to wonder if anyone has ever done a beer shot before
I took the new guy from our office out to dinner at a Mexican place last night. Seriously, after one pint of Dos Equis and a shot of Patron Silver,the kid was slurring, and I stupidly let him order a Rum bucket at the end. I had to take him down a notch serval times.

I think a beer shot might have been a better idea.
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Did 60 in 1 hour once. Bad idea.
Hell yeah, power hours get me through school. I haven't done one in a while, we do century clubs now. 100 shots in 100 minutes. If you get real ballsy you can do atomic century clubs. Every 10th minute you do a shot of your favorite hard alcohol. I've only done it once...it was awesome. You know you're good (or an alcoholic) when you do 2 or 3 century clubs back to back.

This draft I'm probably gonna do a century club during the pre draft show. Try to time it so that as soon as I'm done the Lions go on the clock. Then I'll start my drink when " " game.

Drink when:
someone says "draft, upside, system, clock, pick"
Kiper makes me want to use his eyeballs as golfballs

Hopefully I can make it to round 2
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