Spider's MIA again......

[PaintballCLE]

hasn't posted since april 6th.......last time we decided he was part of the serial killer long haul truckers.........whats your theory about this absence?

[Meck77]

Maybe he busted someone up and he's in the pokie?

[PaintballCLE]

Originally Posted by Meck77

Maybe he busted someone up and he's in the pokie?

i thought about that too.....but they have internet in jail now a days, so i ruled that out.

[footstepsfrom#27]

Maybe he ate a peanut butter sandwhich.

[oubronco]

maybe he hooked up with that thing trying to get into that sandwich machine in orange and blues avatar

[Where's Plummer???]

Originally Posted by oubronco

maybe he hooked up with that thing trying to get into that sandwich machine in orange and blues avatar

LMAO!LMAO!LMAO!LMAO!LMAO!LMAO!LMAO!LMAO!

[BroncoDoug]

Maybe he has a job, and is getting tired of posting on an internet message board 490 times a day?

[cutthemdown]

Originally Posted by Doug

Maybe he has a job, and is getting tired of posting on an internet message board 490 times a day?

That can't be it.

[cutthemdown]

I bet his laptop broke just like last time. By the way I was right then also when I guessed it. Only a breakdown of technology can keep the mighty throat puncher away from his dominion.

If his truck is broke down then he stops truckin
If his computer breaks down he stops posting

Other them that nothing can stop the SPIDER!!!!!

[Natedog24]

Originally Posted by cutthemdown

That can't be it.

[cutthemdown]

Spider tired of posting? That would be like Congress tired of spending, tides tired of coming in and out, the moon tired of rising, the sun tired of being hot.

You get the point!!!

Only sickness or a technology breakdown, something to do with a family or an emergency, could keep Spider away.

Let's hope it's just the technology, because no way did he get tired of being Spider on the Mane.

[SoCalBronco]

Spider was last seen in a trucker's joint in Chillicothe, Texas. There was a 475 pound waitress who called him a "dollface" and propositioned him.

Spider made the mistake of saying no.

We haven't heard from his since.

[elsid13]

Either TheDave finally decided that he wanted Bea Arthur all to himself or
that single vacation that Hotrod was thinking about was actually a romantic get away for two.

[SoCalBronco]

Originally Posted by elsid13

Either TheDave finally decided that he wanted Bea Arthur all to himself or
that single vacation that Hotrod was thinking about was actually a romantic get away for two.

I wonder how Spider reacted when he saw "Chad Mustard" and a heart tattooed on Hotrod's ass.

[elsid13]

Originally Posted by SoCalBronco

I wonder how Spider reacted when he saw "Chad Mustard" and a heart tattooed on Hotrod's ass.

Chad Mustard now has new starker, and unlike Hotrod, this one has fire in his belly and golden thong ready to hurt a former meat packer.

[Bronx33]

I don't know why but i can imagine a police report with the word throatpunch in it.

[SoCalBronco]

Originally Posted by elsid13

Chad Mustard now has new starker, and unlike Hotrod, this one has fire in his belly and golden thong ready to hurt a former meat packer.

But what about the leather chaps?

[SoCalBronco]

Originally Posted by Bronx33

I don't know why but i can imagine a police report with the word throatpunch in it.

Yeah...maybe Spider got carried away demonstrating his Mad Throat Skills.

[OABB]

I think he drank 'gatorade' from a trucker bomb and got sick.

Karma is a b****!

[SouthStndJunkie]

Here is your chance Mock....catch him.

[Dudeskey]

I've been hoping he's well after reading about this...™

http://www.whsv.com/home/headlines/43104487.html

Authorities are looking for those responsible for three overnight shootings along Interstate 77 near Fancy Gap in which no one was injured.
Virginia State Police Sgt. Michael Conroy says the shootings occurred around 2 a.m. Thursday on southbound I-77. Conroy says a driver turned off a car's lights, came up beside the doors of three tractor trailers and used a handgun to shoot into the vehicles two or three times.
The initial description of the car is a gold or brown mid-1980s Dodge passenger vehicle that was last seen going southbound toward North Carolina.
Police say they are looking for additional witnesses. Conroy says the shootings appear to be random and there was no connection among the three drivers.

[baja]

Originally Posted by Meck77

Maybe he busted someone up and he's in the pokie?

I been thinking the opposite, that he called out the wrong guy. I hope I am wrong and he is just busy. I've been a little worried about my buddy.

[SouthStndJunkie]

He will be fine, you bunch of mother hens.

Chances are that his computer is broke or something like that.

[Miss I.]

Originally Posted by SoCalBronco

Spider was last seen in a trucker's joint in Chillicothe, Texas. There was a 475 pound waitress who called him a "dollface" and propositioned him.

Spider made the mistake of saying no.

We haven't heard from his since.

okay, well clearly that's not true. Spider is like the guy from yes man when it comes to all women. Puhlease, he told me he'd hit geraldine ferraro. I think a 475 lb waitress would be like a challenge, you know, like climbing mount everest or something. in such a situation, he's likely to have said yes, and just hasn't come up for air. Now it is possible his petite little wife found out and kicked his butt. I am willing to bet throat punching is a family tradition.

Anyway, more likely is the computer glitch, probably caused by the last 3 weeks of Cutler meltdown shorting out his computer. I mean when this many men cry for that long it is bound to cause some damage. Just saying... you guys got us ladies beat when it comes to melodrama.

[ZONA]

He's around. He was just waiting till yet another person on this board decided they would create a "where's spider" thread. I hear he gets a kick out of that.