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Old 04-15-2009, 01:12 AM   #1
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Default Strangest. Wildest. Offseason. In. NFL. History. Ever. ?

As fans of an NFL team, we don't deserve this ****. We have blindsided left and ****ing right over the past four months. Everything we thought we knew in December is complete B.S. today.

* Pat Bowlen stated for a decade that Mike Shanahan was coach for life. Mike got Shanacanned. Can you believe that ****? I'm still recovering.

*Our master-genius scouting department gets fired just when they are starting to get **** right. No more Paul Tovessis, Darius Watts, Willie Middlebrooks, Deltha O'neals, Dorsett Davis', Travis McGriffs, or Terry Pierces on the first day, but some legit someofab****es like Cutler, Royal, Scheffler, Clady, Ryan Harris, and Marshall. After we start dominating the draft, now we fire the scouting department? Are you fo real? We couldn't have fired those ****ers 8 years ago? I mean, seriously, we were the best drafting team in the past three years, hands down. And the guys responsible for that **** get fired?

*There was more than enough evidence presented that would lead a reasonable juror to conclude that the defendant was guilty of the crimes with which he was charged. <--The DA against B. Marsh? I have no idea where that line came from.

*Alright, so Mike got canned. I can sort of deal with that. Team hires boy genius from New England. **** ain't so bad.

*Jay Cutler fiasco. **** what you heard, and what you believe, that was Days of Our Lives bull-****. I've never hated, loved, hated, a player as much as Cutler in my life. I feel like a scorned woman. Really, I do.

*Marshall whoops his woman's ass during the Cutler fiasco while cops are watching. WTF?

*Kyle Orton is our QB. Really? After we lost our last game of the season, the last guy I ever thought about QBing this team would be Kyle freaking Orton. Now, I'm not saying he isn't the next messiah of QBs. But Kyle Orton. I had such a low opinion of the guy since forever.

*Tony Scheffler is on the block. Damn good TE but we don't use TE's in our offense anymore. Kinda sucks.

*Switching over to a 3-4 defense when our players don't even fit a 4-3 defense, much less a 3-4. Dummervil in coverage? What?

Whatever the case, we have just went through the wildest offseason a fanbase could EVER imagine. EVER!

I'm still reeling. I don't know left from right anymore. Orton/Cutler. Who knows? McDaniels/Shanahan. Don't ask me, I'm confused. 3-4/4-3. **** it. 12-4/4-12 next season? I can see it.

Wow. This has really affected my life. I don't feel right.

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Old 04-15-2009, 01:20 AM   #2
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Old 04-15-2009, 01:38 AM   #3
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Strangest. Wildest. Offseason. In. NFL. History. Ever. ?

Um, that would be a no.

Try waking up one morning to the news that you no longer have a football team in your town.

Grow up, Mary. At least you still have a team.
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Old 04-15-2009, 06:38 AM   #4
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It has been an interesting off-season. In a jaws of life being used, car crash spectator kinda way.
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Old 04-15-2009, 06:45 AM   #5
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Old 04-15-2009, 07:22 AM   #6
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wow, you are a damn cry baby.

one thing stuck out to me though, saying we dont have the players for a 3-4. do you think we had the players for a 4-3 either?
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Old 04-15-2009, 07:31 AM   #7
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I seem to recall a couple of years back two of our players dying.
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Old 04-15-2009, 07:37 AM   #8
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Wow. This has really affected my life. I don't feel right.
Really, because you don't sound right you ****ing tard.

Today is the anniversary of one of the most tragic days in British sport, when 96 people were crushed to death at a soccer match because of mistake sof the police. Survivors of that day are still suffering, one killed himself two years ago, one family lost two teenage girls.





http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hillsborough_disaster

Put your life in perspective, you sound like a teenage ****ing girl.
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Old 04-15-2009, 08:11 AM   #9
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