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Old 04-05-2009, 05:04 PM   #1
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Default So yesterday I thought this offseason couldnt possibly get any more stupid..

It has. Just found out my dad's 43 year old girlfriend, who's 2 favorite teams are the Packers and whoever plays the Broncos, and who I absolutely despise, is now a Broncos cheerleader.

I mean I don't even remotely find her attractive whatsoever, probably for obvious reasons, but if she weren't boinkin the old man I still don't think I would.

She was telling me she gets 2 wine n cheese tix to every game, and gets to bring friends and family to some luncheon or whatever where they will have some brass there. Told her I'd love to go if she wanted me to. Would absolutely love to go to one of those functions with Pat and The Coach there with my son, both of us wear our Cutler jerseys, walk up to em and say "Hey son, those are the guys that ****ed up your childhood." Then walk out.

Anyway, wont post her myspace page cuz jokers might get me into trouble, but Ill post her Broncos cheerleader pic when i get it.

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Old 04-05-2009, 05:06 PM   #2
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It has. Just found out my dad's 43 year old girlfriend, who's 2 favorite teams are the Packers and whoever plays the Broncos, and who I absolutely despise, is now a Broncos cheerleader.

I mean I don't even remotely find her attractive whatsoever, probably for obvious reasons, but if she weren't boinkin the old man I still don't think I would.

She was telling me she gets 2 wine n cheese tix to every game, and gets to bring friends and family to some luncheon or whatever where they will have some brass there. Told her I'd love to go if she wanted me to. Would absolutely love to go to one of those functions with Pat and The Coach there with my son, both of us wear our Cutler jerseys, walk up to em and say "Hey son, those are the guys that ****ed up your childhood." Then walk out.

Anyway, wont post her myspace page cuz jokers might get me into trouble,


.but Ill post her Broncos cheerleader pic when i get it.

The cheerleaders should actually be bronco fans IMO otherwise what's the point.


ps: i will go to the game with ya
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It has. Just found out my dad's 43 year old girlfriend, who's 2 favorite teams are the Packers and whoever plays the Broncos, and who I absolutely despise, is now a Broncos cheerleader.

I mean I don't even remotely find her attractive whatsoever, probably for obvious reasons, but if she weren't boinkin the old man I still don't think I would.

She was telling me she gets 2 wine n cheese tix to every game, and gets to bring friends and family to some luncheon or whatever where they will have some brass there. Told her I'd love to go if she wanted me to. Would absolutely love to go to one of those functions with Pat and The Coach there with my son, both of us wear our Cutler jerseys, walk up to em and say "Hey son, those are the guys that ****ed up your childhood." Then walk out.

Anyway, wont post her myspace page cuz jokers might get me into trouble, but Ill post her Broncos cheerleader pic when i get it.
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Old 04-05-2009, 05:07 PM   #4
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Psssh you never wear former player's jerseys to the game. Everyone knows that.
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Would absolutely love to go to one of those functions with Pat and The Coach there with my son, both of us wear our Cutler jerseys, walk up to em and say "Hey son, those are the guys that ****ed up your childhood." Then walk out.
way to aim high, kinda like the crack whore who one day wants to be the girl that asks if youd "like frys with that"

you really need to get over it and move on dood.
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The cheerleaders should actually be bronco fans IMO otherwise what's the point.
yeah thats what I told her. She says she wanted to do it so she could get us wine n cheese tix. The real reason is because she wants to be a big deal and tell everyone she is a Broncos cheerleader.
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you really need to get over it and move on dood.
for shlts sakes, its only been 3 days. Give me time.
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way to aim high, kinda like the crack whore who one day wants to be the girl that asks if youd "like frys with that"

you really need to get over it and move on dood.
if you're going to use idiot-slang at least spell it right.
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do I have to wear a cheerleader outfit ?
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Would absolutely love to go to one of those functions with Pat and The Coach there with my son, both of us wear our Cutler jerseys, walk up to em and say "Hey son, those are the guys that ****ed up your childhood." Then walk out.
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Old 04-05-2009, 05:41 PM   #14
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I don't understand how this wasn't posted yet.....


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a 43 year old cheerleader? seriously?? shouldn't there be an age limit? something like 29 maybe. you know... some sort of Logan's Run type crystal on their hands that lights up when they get north of 29 so they can be weeded out of the auditions easily.
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a 43 year old cheerleader? seriously?? shouldn't there be an age limit? something like 29 maybe. you know... some sort of Logan's Run type crystal on their hands that lights up when they get north of 29 so they can be weeded out of the auditions easily.

43 is 27 nowa days.
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a 43 year old cheerleader? seriously?? shouldn't there be an age limit? something like 29 maybe. you know... some sort of Logan's Run type crystal on their hands that lights up when they get north of 29 so they can be weeded out of the auditions easily.
Thats what I thought.
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Old 04-05-2009, 07:19 PM   #19
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I am still tryin to picture myself in a cheerleaders outfit
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I am still tryin to picture myself in a cheerleaders outfit

Please spider! iam getting ready to eat dinner and that visual doesn't help me.
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Old 04-05-2009, 07:33 PM   #22
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43 year's old Cheerleader? I thought practically all of them were in their 20's and MAYBE 1-3 in their early 30's.
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i dont buy it. at all. there is no such thing as a legit 43 year old cheerleader in the NFL.
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