Big Bad Chicago Media:

[Tyrant]

Yeah, these big markets really have nasty members of the media. A press conference that starts with an ovation? WTF is this, a pep rally?

Then the following...

Reporter: Jay, what was your side of this story with Denver?
Jay: I don't want to talk about that.
Reporter: I'm sorry Jay, really I am. Can I make it up to you by having one of our interns pleasure you sexually?
Jay: Nah.
Reporter: My 19 year old daughter?
Jay: It's cool.
Reporter: Mariotti?
Jay: Well, maybe....