God bless Craigslist...

[TheElusiveKyleOrton]

Just got this in an email...

From: XXXXXX XXXXXXX
> Subject: Copied This From Craigslist - Hilarious
> Date: Thursday, April 2, 2009, 11:50 PM
>
> Jay Cutler
> Broncos Jersey for a doucher - $50 (Denver)
>
> Reply to: sale-psajq-1103667775@craigslist.org [Errors when replying
> to ads?]
> Date: 2009-04-02, 9:46AM MDT
>
>
> I have here one on the field Jay
> “b**** Boy” Cutler jersey. It is size b**** trash (52) and made to be
> worn by a total wimp. This is in good condition and has no stains or
> major flaws other than when you wear it you turn in to a total
> doucher. Maybe you will get lucky and the next Broncos QB will be #6
> and you can take the name off and no one will call you a “no talent
> ass clown” for wearing it. It is double stitched in shame and riddled
> with diabetes so make sure you don’t have a predisposition to eating
> candy. The cloth is very soft and may also be used as a baby diaper or
> you could even cut it up and make some nice toilet paper for you next
> Bronco party. Other than using this to wipe your backside or collect
> dog poop with it’s useless. If you do decide to purchase this I hold
> no responsibility for bodily harm that will surely be caused by people
> throwing their trash and unwanted bricks at you. Buyer should also be
> aware of any side effects that include:
>
> -Looking like you have down syndrome
> -Not being able to operate a phone properly -uncontrollable crying and
> whining -solving conflicts by taking your things and going home
> -acting in general like a tosser -becoming a royal b**** -liking balls
> in your mouth -uncontrollable shame that will drive you to blame the
> rest of the world for your problems
>
> Also, if any of you know Jay could you please tell him that I want my
> full refund ($240) back and to let me slap him across his hooker mouth
> for F’ing Denver big time. Ohh, it can also be a good nut rag since
> Cutler is a sperm dumpster.
>
>
> Key words: Baby cloths, diapers, b**** trash, butt wipe, cutler sucks
> balls, broncos, shame, loser, tosser, butt pirate, gay, tampon, trash
> mouth jezebel, baby, poop licker, nut rag, mams boy, rim job, turbo
> douche, hooker, things gays would wear, life time butt nugget,
> hopless, puppy killer, goat banger, Love of fat girls, punk b****, man
> thong, Slut, clown, car, butthole, fart nocker, terd burgler, queer,
> chode, monkey F'n a football

[vancejohnson82]

wow...somebody is pissed about wasting $240

[Bronx33]

Heres another one from today:

I can't stand Jay Cutler and I want to get rid of this jersey and/or trade it for a Jake Plummer jersey of same size and quality.

This jersey is orange, and authentic with sewn on name and numbers.

Hopefully there are a few Cutler fans out there so this doesn't have to go in the trash!


and another:

I HAVE THIS SRY BASTERDS JERSEY AND IF ANYONE WOULD EVEN WANT IT I CAN TRADE IT OR IT WOULD BE NICE IF I CAN JUS TRADE FOR A AUTHENTIC BRADY QUINN ONE

[epicSocialism4tw]

Thats pretty vile, man. Rated R for sure.

[Crushaholic]