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Old 03-26-2009, 01:06 PM   #1
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Denver - Jordan Eisenberg says he knows a thing or two about dealing with the volatile emotions of premenstrual syndrome. After all, he grew up around women. A year ago, the 28-year-old entrepreneur and Denver resident decided to devise a way other men could do the same. The outcome was PMSbuddy.com, a free Internet-based service that tracks the monthly cycles of a subscriber's significant other and offers e-mail reminders about the impending deadlines. And it's catching on: The site surpassed 150,000 registered users last month. Ten percent are women. Not to rest on his laurels, Eisenberg recently added a phone application PMS Buddy iPhone for 99 cents. There were 1,000 downloads the first day.

"We don't intend to be taken too seriously," Eisenberg said. "People think it's funny, interesting, helpful . . . maybe a combination." Some aren't so light-hearted, claiming the site is an adversary to understanding the problems women face, perpetuating stereotypes of women suffering from PMS. "I feel it just reinforces this thing that women are driven by their hormones," said Joanne Belknap , a professor of sociology at the University of Colorado at Boulder. "Men also have hormonal cycles. . . . We just aren't as preoccupied with them."

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Old 03-26-2009, 01:17 PM   #2
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about fuggin time but really it's not that hard to detect just listen for the very b****y and crabbyassed women and RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN !!!!
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Old 03-26-2009, 01:30 PM   #3
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Old 03-26-2009, 03:35 PM   #5
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The women I hang with don't seem to have this...............I love me some post menopausal b****es, they are the best!!!!!!!!
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Old 03-26-2009, 03:56 PM   #6
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The women I hang with don't seem to have this...............I love me some post menopausal b****es, they are the best!!!!!!!!
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Old 03-26-2009, 03:58 PM   #7
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Old 03-26-2009, 04:11 PM   #9
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Now if he could just add a 'b*&chy' detector.
You know..for those times when she can't use the PMS excuse.
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Old 03-26-2009, 04:11 PM   #10
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Old 03-26-2009, 05:25 PM   #12
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I have 6 sisters, 2 sister in laws, a wife and 2 teenage daughters. I am SURROUNDED by PMS.
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Old 03-26-2009, 05:28 PM   #13
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Old 03-26-2009, 05:47 PM   #14
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I can't back this up with any facts or sources myself, but I had a professor two years ago that said he had read studies that completely debunked PMS as a myth and that PMS is merely something that woman attribute their crankiness to when the time is right.

I'm not saying I completely believe this but it probably has some truth to it.

Also, I find this line funny: "Men also have hormonal cycles. . . . We just aren't as preoccupied with them." I'm not debating this, but he is already being bombarded with woman's rights people, talk about giving the enemy ammunition.
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Old 03-26-2009, 06:04 PM   #15
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wtf did you do to deserve that? You must have been a horrible person in a past life...
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Old 03-26-2009, 06:18 PM   #16
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Spider needs look into this.
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Old 03-26-2009, 07:27 PM   #18
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I can't back this up with any facts or sources myself, but I had a professor two years ago that said he had read studies that completely debunked PMS as a myth and that PMS is merely something that woman attribute their crankiness to when the time is right.

I'm not saying I completely believe this but it probably has some truth to it.

Also, I find this line funny: "Men also have hormonal cycles. . . . We just aren't as preoccupied with them." I'm not debating this, but he is already being bombarded with woman's rights people, talk about giving the enemy ammunition.

Watch for this guys body someday.

PMS is for real. Usually a couple of days about two weeks before and about 2 days before the onset. There were 3 stages, blah, weepy, and homicidal. I enjoyed the homicidal the most. I would have derived GREAT pleasure out of dismantling someone physically, perferably of the male species.

We women do believe that men have hormonal cycles also. While ours lasts for about 1 week out of the month, men's is 3 weeks.
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Old 03-26-2009, 07:29 PM   #19
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**** dude don't go camping.
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Old 03-26-2009, 10:58 PM   #20
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PMS is for real. Usually a couple of days about two weeks before and about 2 days before the onset. There were 3 stages, blah, weepy, and homicidal. I enjoyed the homicidal the most. I would have derived GREAT pleasure out of dismantling someone physically, perferably of the male species.

We women do believe that men have hormonal cycles also. While ours lasts for about 1 week out of the month, men's is 3 weeks.
Why on earth would you attempt to dismantle them physically when you could simply nag the male to death? Far less wear and tear on you.
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Old 03-27-2009, 01:50 AM   #21
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I have 6 sisters, 2 sister in laws, a wife and 2 teenage daughters. I am SURROUNDED by PMS.
lol your detector would need a lot of new batteries.
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Old 03-27-2009, 05:35 AM   #22
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A PMS dectector would be really cool, but this is more like a PMS predictor.
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Old 03-27-2009, 12:56 PM   #23
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I already have one. It's called a calendar. There are 6 women and me in this house, so trust me...I know how to use it.
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Old 03-27-2009, 01:04 PM   #24
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Watch for this guys body someday.

PMS is for real. Usually a couple of days about two weeks before and about 2 days before the onset. There were 3 stages, blah, weepy, and homicidal. I enjoyed the homicidal the most. I would have derived GREAT pleasure out of dismantling someone physically, perferably of the male species.

We women do believe that men have hormonal cycles also. While ours lasts for about 1 week out of the month, men's is 3 weeks.

Really, men do have hormonal cycles that effect mood as well, but they are much more subtle.
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Old 03-27-2009, 01:05 PM   #25
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I have 6 sisters, 2 sister in laws, a wife and 2 teenage daughters. I am SURROUNDED by PMS.
Wow.

You are so soaked in estrogen that you might pop out some man boobs!
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