Mel Kiper.... - The Orange Mane

BroncoDoug · 03-26-2009, 11:45 AM

So I'm watching ESPN for the first time in a while, and this talking hair piece is on just screaming at the top of his lungs about nothing at all. I think he just yells to to yell, everyone else was trying to talk in a sensible manner, but Kiper is just screaming.

Well that was the last time I watch ESPN for another long while...

/rant

Domostick · 03-26-2009, 11:47 AM

Haha I was just watching that and thinking the same thing. McShay just took a dump on his chest and he yells and screams his ****ty point that is clearly retarded.

Flex Gunmetal · 03-26-2009, 11:48 AM

Is there a mel kiper subforum here yet?

socalorado · 03-26-2009, 11:50 AM

http://www.dickipedia.org/dick.php?t...el_Kiper%2C_Jr.

DB Doom · 03-26-2009, 11:54 AM

That's funny, i should have known..dickipedia.

Tankgunner95 · 03-26-2009, 11:56 AM

I'd like to crawl in the same snuggie with that ************ hes not ****, I wish someone on ESPN would just tell that ************ to chock on a big fuzzy wuzzy.. I hate that ************!!!

CBF1 · 03-26-2009, 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tankgunner95

I'd like to crawl in the same snuggie with that ************ hes not ****, I wish someone on ESPN would just tell that ************ to chock on a big fuzzy wuzzy.. I hate that ************!!!

That would be choke.... Just sayin

Beantown Bronco · 03-26-2009, 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tankgunner95

I'd like to crawl in the same snuggie with that ************ hes not ****, I wish someone on ESPN would just tell that ************ to chock on a big fuzzy wuzzy.. I hate that ************!!!

dripping with AIDS, I assume.

BroncoDoug · 03-26-2009, 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tankgunner95

I'd like to crawl in the same snuggie with that ************ hes not ****, I wish someone on ESPN would just tell that ************ to chock on a big fuzzy wuzzy.. I hate that ************!!!

Umm, wow, why don't you tell us all how you really feel...

SportinOne · 03-26-2009, 12:14 PM

Surprisingly, George Bush (either of them), Phillip Rivers, and Drew Rosenhaus are not in dickipedia. Yet...

Fly minions, fly fly.

BroncoMan4ever · 03-26-2009, 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CBF1

That would be choke.... Just sayin

maybe he meant Kiper was chock-full of ****.

STBumpkin · 03-26-2009, 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by socalorado

http://www.dickipedia.org/dick.php?t...el_Kiper%2C_Jr.

my favorite part:

Many coaches and administrators enjoy hearing suggestions from Kiper. One big fan was Indianapolis Colts manager Bill Tobin who praised Kiper saying, "Who in the hell is Mel Kiper, anyway? I mean, here's a guy who criticizes everybody, whoever they take. In my knowledge of him, he's never even put on a jockstrap, he's never been a player, he's never been a coach, he's never been a scout, he's never been an administrator, and all of a sudden, he's an expert. Mel Kiper has no more credentials to do what he's doing than my neighbor, and my neighbor's a postman and he doesn't even have season tickets to the NFL."

Kaylore · 03-26-2009, 12:52 PM

This thread is amazing.

Tankgunner95 · 03-26-2009, 12:54 PM

Sorry really cant stand that motherI'd like to crawl in the same snuggie wither he punks everybody out on ESPN. I dont understand why someone just dont say shut the I'd like to crawl in the same snuggie with up and listen to what im saying. Does anyone know why everyone thinks he is a god at picking the draft.

Northman · 03-26-2009, 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doug

So I'm watching ESPN for the first time in a while, and this talking hair piece is on just screaming at the top of his lungs about nothing at all. I think he just yells to to yell, everyone else was trying to talk in a sensible manner, but Kiper is just screaming.

Well that was the last time I watch ESPN for another long while...

/rant

Probably trying to immulate Dickie V only he just isnt any good.

BroncoDoug · 03-26-2009, 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Kaylore

This thread is amazing.

I know! We should move it directly to the hall of fame forum!

HILife · 03-26-2009, 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by socalorado

http://www.dickipedia.org/dick.php?t...el_Kiper%2C_Jr.

It is important to note that, in regards to football, Kiper does not have actual coaching or playing experience, and has been able to designate himself an expert simply by saying so, loudly, many times, without anyone questioning it. This is standard dick behavior.

Rock Chalk · 03-26-2009, 04:11 PM

In 2001, Kiper predicted a dismal 0-16 season for the New England Patriots. The team finished slightly better than that prediction, managing to win just one Super Bowl the entire season.

CEH · 03-26-2009, 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doug

So I'm watching ESPN for the first time in a while, and this talking hair piece is on just screaming at the top of his lungs about nothing at all. I think he just yells to to yell, everyone else was trying to talk in a sensible manner, but Kiper is just screaming.

Well that was the last time I watch ESPN for another long while...

/rant

He's losing whatever he had. He can't even answer the questions asked

http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=401...goryid=2378529

cutthemdown · 03-26-2009, 04:48 PM

Someone should do a huge investigation. All of Kipers picks and comments, then how the players actually performed, then see how well he does compared to the GMS.

Tons of players wash out, seems like most prognosticators fail to account for that. You rarely see a mock draft that says only 15 players in the first round will be good players, the rest busts. But in the real NFL you see that a lot.

I think they just feed us what we want to hear. The real scouts play things closer to the vest. They have no problem saying this guy is a top 5 pick, when everyone knows that, but they keep things like this WR people think is a 7th round pick or FA, is going to be a total stud. They keep that secret, and IMO Mel Kiper, Mcshay, Mayock, aren't on that level. I like Mayock though the best out of all of them.

baja · 03-26-2009, 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Beantown Bronco

dripping with AIDS, I assume.

Aids on chock what if kids get ahold of it.

Dr. Broncenstein · 03-26-2009, 04:52 PM

Who is Mel Kiper?

Killericon · 03-26-2009, 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CEH

He's losing whatever he had. He can't even answer the questions asked

http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=401...goryid=2378529

Oh my god.

sirhcyennek81 · 03-26-2009, 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cutthemdown

Someone should do a huge investigation. All of Kipers picks and comments, then how the players actually performed, then see how well he does compared to the GMS.

Tons of players wash out, seems like most prognosticators fail to account for that. You rarely see a mock draft that says only 15 players in the first round will be good players, the rest busts. But in the real NFL you see that a lot.

I think they just feed us what we want to hear. The real scouts play things closer to the vest. They have no problem saying this guy is a top 5 pick, when everyone knows that, but they keep things like this WR people think is a 7th round pick or FA, is going to be a total stud. They keep that secret, and IMO Mel Kiper, Mcshay, Mayock, aren't on that level. I like Mayock though the best out of all of them.

Dont have to go that far. Kiper thought TD was taken too high and there were "better" backs still on the board. Man made a career for being a fluffer for whoever the "it" kid is in college football. Anyone who thought Akili Smith and Ryan Leaf were going to be high character pro bowl QBs shouldnt have a job.

sirhcyennek81 · 03-26-2009, 05:03 PM

http://sportsmedianews.com/02/confer...-mel-kiper-jr/

Ran across this. Asked about one thing, nitpicks Cutler.

On quarterbacks Matthew Stafford (Georgia) and Mark Sanchez (USC) …
“You look at Stafford with the big arm. He’s got the great arm. You can put him in the same class with any of the others that have come out. I’m not going to say anybody has a John Elway or Bert Jones arm. Their arm was in a class all by itself. Cutler’s arm isn’t as strong as Elway’s or Bert Jones, and Stafford is in the Cutler mold. He’s inconsistent like Cutler was at Vanderbilt and still is with the Denver Broncos. The inconsistency sometimes doesn’t leave you. It was there with Cutler and is still there. ….Stafford had it at Georgia and if he still has that inconsistency in the NFL he’ll be an up-and-down quarterback. People will be raving about him one week and criticizing him the next. Stafford has great upside. … Inconsistency reigns supreme with some quarterbacks and that’s something he’s going to have to prove otherwise

03-26-2009, 11:45 AM	#1
BroncoDoug Ring of Famer R.I.P. D-Will and D-Nash Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Moline, IL Posts: 2,767 Adopt-a-Bronco: Von Miller	Mel Kiper.... So I'm watching ESPN for the first time in a while, and this talking hair piece is on just screaming at the top of his lungs about nothing at all. I think he just yells to to yell, everyone else was trying to talk in a sensible manner, but Kiper is just screaming. Well that was the last time I watch ESPN for another long while... /rant

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03-26-2009, 11:47 AM	#2
Domostick Training Camp Junkie! Wrath of Khan Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Westminster Posts: 107 Adopt-a-Bronco: Peyton Hillis	Haha I was just watching that and thinking the same thing. McShay just took a dump on his chest and he yells and screams his ****ty point that is clearly retarded.

03-26-2009, 11:48 AM	#3
Flex Gunmetal Icy Fresh Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: COLORADO Posts: 3,031 Adopt-a-Bronco: Francis Daytona	Is there a mel kiper subforum here yet?

03-26-2009, 11:50 AM	#4
socalorado Ring of Famer Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 5,211	http://www.dickipedia.org/dick.php?t...el_Kiper%2C_Jr.

03-26-2009, 11:54 AM	#5
DB Doom super villian check out the big brain on Brad... Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: ..permanently floating Posts: 116 Adopt-a-Bronco: Von Miller	That's funny, i should have known..dickipedia.

03-26-2009, 11:56 AM	#6
Tankgunner95 Hell yea I want some PIE! Oh its true Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Bowling Green, KY Posts: 458 Adopt-a-Bronco: Eric Cartman	I'd like to crawl in the same snuggie with that ********** hes not , I wish someone on ESPN would just tell that ******** to chock on a big fuzzy wuzzy.. I hate that **********!!!

03-26-2009, 12:14 PM	#10
SportinOne Ring of Famer Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 3,422	Surprisingly, George Bush (either of them), Phillip Rivers, and Drew Rosenhaus are not in dickipedia. Yet... Fly minions, fly fly.

03-26-2009, 12:52 PM	#13
Kaylore 6-37, Raider fans. Yummy birds and snow! Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Ceti Alpha V Posts: 41,025 Adopt-a-Bronco: Wesley Duke	This thread is amazing.

03-26-2009, 12:54 PM	#14
Tankgunner95 Hell yea I want some PIE! Oh its true Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Bowling Green, KY Posts: 458 Adopt-a-Bronco: Eric Cartman	Sorry really cant stand that motherI'd like to crawl in the same snuggie wither he punks everybody out on ESPN. I dont understand why someone just dont say shut the I'd like to crawl in the same snuggie with up and listen to what im saying. Does anyone know why everyone thinks he is a god at picking the draft.

03-26-2009, 04:11 PM	#18
Rock Chalk Cheeky Bastards Laus Deo Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: The Backside of the Internet Posts: 29,940 Adopt-a-Bronco: Chris Harris	In 2001, Kiper predicted a dismal 0-16 season for the New England Patriots. The team finished slightly better than that prediction, managing to win just one Super Bowl the entire season.

03-26-2009, 04:48 PM	#20
cutthemdown A verbis ad verbera Zimm to HOF Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Long Beach Posts: 32,447	Someone should do a huge investigation. All of Kipers picks and comments, then how the players actually performed, then see how well he does compared to the GMS. Tons of players wash out, seems like most prognosticators fail to account for that. You rarely see a mock draft that says only 15 players in the first round will be good players, the rest busts. But in the real NFL you see that a lot. I think they just feed us what we want to hear. The real scouts play things closer to the vest. They have no problem saying this guy is a top 5 pick, when everyone knows that, but they keep things like this WR people think is a 7th round pick or FA, is going to be a total stud. They keep that secret, and IMO Mel Kiper, Mcshay, Mayock, aren't on that level. I like Mayock though the best out of all of them.

03-26-2009, 04:52 PM	#22
Dr. Broncenstein Overdriven Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Sterile Fields Posts: 11,615 Adopt-a-Bronco: Wesley Woodyard	Who is Mel Kiper?

03-26-2009, 05:03 PM	#25
sirhcyennek81 Yes...swooping is bad... Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Florence, Colorado Posts: 20,668 Adopt-a-Bronco: All of them.	http://sportsmedianews.com/02/confer...-mel-kiper-jr/ Ran across this. Asked about one thing, nitpicks Cutler. On quarterbacks Matthew Stafford (Georgia) and Mark Sanchez (USC) … “You look at Stafford with the big arm. He’s got the great arm. You can put him in the same class with any of the others that have come out. I’m not going to say anybody has a John Elway or Bert Jones arm. Their arm was in a class all by itself. Cutler’s arm isn’t as strong as Elway’s or Bert Jones, and Stafford is in the Cutler mold. He’s inconsistent like Cutler was at Vanderbilt and still is with the Denver Broncos. The inconsistency sometimes doesn’t leave you. It was there with Cutler and is still there. ….Stafford had it at Georgia and if he still has that inconsistency in the NFL he’ll be an up-and-down quarterback. People will be raving about him one week and criticizing him the next. Stafford has great upside. … Inconsistency reigns supreme with some quarterbacks and that’s something he’s going to have to prove otherwise